Charlie Charlie Page #3

call it a night,

and head to that party.

- I agree.

- Let's keep it up.

- Charlie Charlie, if you're

here, give us another sign.

- Charlie Charlie,

is it true you were a satanist?

- See, I knew that gene

guy was full of sh*t!

- Charlie Charlie,

have you ever killed anyone?

- Charlie Charlie, is

it true you will hurt

one of us if we

continue to play?

- See guys, he's probably

just some harmless ghost.

- No no no, wait wait wait.

- Sh*t.

- Is he messing with us?

- This is cool.

- Look guys, I don't think you

should be asking

it anything else.

I mean, this is just stupid now.

Especially with that story

about the girls and everything.

It just seems foolish to

keep messing with this stuff.

They can keep their grand prize.

- Jeez dude,

get ahold of yourself.

- Yeah, it's just a set up.

- How could they make

the pencils do that?

They were spinning in circles.

The top one would've fallen off.

It's not theoretically possible.

- Wow, you are such a p*ssy.

Look.

Charlie Charlie, if

you're going to hurt us,

then show us or you're gonna be

a p*ssy like Skeeter over here.

- Hey, what are you doing?

- Yeah, put the phone away,

you're ruining the ambiance.

- Like, no, I'm

calling my boyfriend.

- You don't have a boyfriend.

- We literally started

going out like a second ago.

He just texted me now.

And I said yes.

Oh my god, there's like

no service in here.

This is so lame!

I have to go guys.

I'm sorry, but i

have to talk to him.

- Fine by me.

- This was fun and all, but,

I think I'd rather go drink now.

- Oh, finally you say it.

- You guys suck.

- Look, whatever man.

- Hey Jerry!

Stanley!

Is that you?

Where the hell are you guys?

- You guys feel that?

- Yeah, it's cold.

- The hell's going on out there?

So I guess this is part of it?

- This is pretty awesome.

- Okay, okay, this was fun

but let's go back now, guys.

- Far out.

- Well, we paid 20 bucks,

might as well just do it.

- And there's a

prize at the end.

- Everyone stick

together, all right?

- The hell was that?

- Oh my god, there is

a weird white-faced guy

with a sombrero chasing us

around and it's cold as hell.

I wanna go home.

- All right, well what do

you want me to do about it?

- Here.

- Guys, wait up!

- See, gene doesn't know sh*t!

Scared the hell

outta those kids.

Hello?

- Oh sh*t.

- Where did they go?

- I don't know.

Pete, Gina!

We're over here!

The hell?

Did they get ahead of us?

- Seriously, man,

this is messed up.

- Come on.

- Paul?

Stanley?

You guys better not be

messing with me again.

No,

no!

- Oh it's you.

Hi.

- Yeah.

- What are you doing here?

Oh god, please tell

me that you didn't

let anybody see

you wearing this.

- Oh no.

'Cause I'm a ghost, man.

But I did scare the hell

outta those kids in the maze.

- Really?

- Yep.

- Then why don't you

get back out there

and keep up the good work!

Good job!

- No wait, I remembered what

i was gonna talk to you about.

Okay, so I haven't seen

and heard from Paulie.

And I haven't heard

and seen from Jerry.

Yeah, and somebody's

messing with

some of the special effects.

- Someone's messing with

some of the special effects?

- Oh really?

- I told none of them

to mess with that stuff,

those idiots!

Well thanks for the information.

- Are we gonna eat after this?

Because that sounds

really good right now.

- No.

- Skeet, calm down man.

- Calm down?

This thing just shut by itself!

And we don't know where

Pete and Gina are.

- Please man, this

is all just a set up.

It's what we signed up for.

- Well I don't like

being closed up in here.

- That was fun.

- This game sucks, okay?

Now I can't see anything!

- Let's go exploring.

- What about everyone else?

- You wanna go back in there?

- No.

Wait, no no no,

where are we going?

- Come on, they'll

be fine, let's go.

Let's take this off

course, shall we?

- Whatever, I'm still trying to

find service in this shithole.

- Let me see your phone.

- Uh, no.

- Come on, I just

need it for the light.

- What are you doing?

- I'm gonna see some

behind-the-scenes sh*t.

Turn the tables, try

to scare these guys?

- Hey buddy!

Are you messing

with me right now?

Oh sh*t!

This looks so good right now.

Want some?

Oh sh*t.

No!

- All right, this

is a little weird.

- I told you!

No one listens to me.

- Keep your panties on.

- I think it's safe

to say we're lost.

Don't freak out!

We'll find our way back.

- Oh my god!

My battery's about to die!

- Gina, check this out.

Woah.

This is awesome.

This is sick, man!

- Pete?

Pete?

Such an a**hole!

- You freakin' blew it.

- I blew it?

- Yeah, what is this place?

- It is the perfect place

where no one's gonna bother us.

- You couldn't even

take me to the wyndham?

- Baby.

- Whatever!

- The wyndham?

- Anywhere besides this hole.

- This isn't a hole, honey.

- I don't wanna get murdered

while I'm having sex with you.

- But I like holes.

- Hello?

- Hey,

i don't like this.

- Who the hell are you?

- Yeah, are you here with

the haunted house people?

- Hey, I've seen you before.

- Where are the others?

- I don't know, we

all got separated.

And then we've been

locked in this room.

Excuse me, but who are you?

- Yeah, what are you doing here?

- I heard about the

challenge that you won,

about how you get to play

this game, Charlie Charlie.

- And how is

that any of your business?

- I'm here so you don't play.

Have you started it yet?

- Yeah.

We played a little while ago.

And then we left

and we got lost.

- Oh please, she's just all

a part of this bullshit.

Look, you tell that

demented perv gene

that I want my money back.

- Actually, Charlie

paid for your ticket.

- This is stupid!

- Where are your friends?

- Really, we don't know.

We all just started

playing the game

and then we ended up here.

- God.

What you're playing

with, it's deadly.

- No, this is just a big prank.

It's all a set up.

- And you're a shitty actress.

Is this the only job

that you could get?

- That's it!

Now I remember.

You're the girl from

the news report.

- The one that

killed those girls?

- I didn't kill anyone!

Those were my friends.

- So if you

didn't kill them, who did?

- Him!

- You see?

I told you we shouldn't be

messing with this stuff!

- Wait, hold on.

So you're telling me

that some evil spirit

killed your friends?

- Yeah, and if so,

then why didn't it kill you?

- Because I finished the game.

- Okay, so what are

we supposed to do now?

- Like,

please, like she knows?

- Take me to the game, now.

- Hey, sorry what

happened to your friends.

That must've been

really hard on you.

- So how do you finish the game?

- You just ask him to stop.

- Is that a joke?

- Paulie!

Paulie!

That's a new trick.

Sleepin' on the job.

Paulie, you're supposed

to be out there

making noises and

stuff, not laying down,

I'm already understaffed!

Paulie!

Paulie!

Think, gene.

Phone, phone.

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