Charlie Charlie Page #4

Ah!

- 911,

state your emergency.

- Hello!

- - Hello?

- Yes, I need someone

out here immediately!

- Okay,

tell me what--

- someone's been killed!

- What's your name?

- My name's gene, but everyone

calls me the ringmaster.

Gene's fine.

- Can you tell

me where you are right now?

- Yes, it's hangman's

house of horror,

666 red mountain Lane!

- Hello?

- Hello?

Oh.

- Daddy.

- Come to daddy.

- Sheriff Anderson?

We have a possible homicide

at 666 red mountain Lane.

- Yeah, yeah, unit 42.

- Guys!

Sh*t!

- Charlie.

- Sarah!

- Charlie.

Come in here, man!

- Oh sh*t, hey.

- What took you so long?

- No, wait wait wait.

Babe, come on, stop, this

is serious, all right?

We need to get outta here.

- Oh please.

The only thing scary

in this place is Ryder.

Murderess psycho.

And I saw the way she

was looking at you.

- Come on, she's just

trying to help us out.

You don't gotta be so mean.

What's your problem?

- What is that supposed to mean?

You like her, don't you?

- Oh my god, here we go.

You know what, I'm outta here.

I don't need this sh*t, bye.

- Oh yeah, now you

don't wanna talk.

I swear if that girl

comes anywhere near me,

I'll show her what

possessed really looks like!

Charlie!

Charlie, hold on, babe!

My feet hurt in these

heels when I run!

- Like I said.

I have x in my purse

and you blew it.

- You know what, I've

got rubbers in my wallet

that have expired!

- Rubbers?

- They have expired!

You think this is funny?

- Yeah, I bet.

- I haven't had

sex in three years!

- I believe it!

If you're gonna pull this crap.

Bring me to a place like this?

- Lost in a spooky

haunted house and

can't see

a thing.

Hashtag

blind intuition.

'Bout time you

text me back, bill.

You horndog, okay.

Oh my god.

I look so fat.

There is no way

I'm sending that.

- Okay, not fun anymore.

- We need to run.

- I can't see it.

I mean, I know

it's there, but...

- Run!

- I don't see it anymore,

do you think we lost it?

- We need to find the game.

- Where do we go?

- You mean you don't

know where it is?

- We've never been here before.

We're just as lost as you.

- We need to find it, let's go!

He's messing with us.

- Sh*t, run!

Hey, wait up!

- Sarah, come on!

- Guys, hurry up, come on!

- Stay close!

- Charlie!

Oh god.

Charlie, can you not leave me?

- Sarah!

- Charlie, oh god!

We gotta go.

- No, no!

- Stanley!

Jerry!

Just so you know, i

found Paulie, he's dead!

Oh no.

This game is over.

- Where are we going?

The classroom's on

the first floor,

we just keep going up.

- You got a better idea?

You wanna go back that way?

Then let's go!

What's wrong?

What's wrong with him?

- He has a little

fear of heights.

Skeeter, you all right dude?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- All right, come on.

Yeah.

- We need to find the game.

We have to finish it.

- Yeah, let's go.

Skeeter, come on buddy.

We gotta get outta

here, all right?

Come on.

- Daddy.

- Stanley?

Hello?

All right, I just felt

something on my shoulder.

- I think I'm going crazy.

- - Daddy.

- Of course I'm going crazy.

Hey, we need some publicity!

Oh you know what, why

don't we invite a bunch

of teenage kids to come

into the haunted house

and run around wild

all night long?

Yeah, that'll draw

some attention!

Stupid.

Like that's ever gonna

get me any money.

I'll never be able to

pay these people back.

- No!

It's stuck!

- It's not gonna be that easy.

He's gonna kill you

before he lets you

leave without

finishing the game.

- Oh how would you know?

Hey, I'm so sorry, I completely

forgot about your incident.

- Incident.

Wasn't an incident!

It was a massacre!

My two best friends

were tortured and killed

by this seemingly-innocent game!

And I couldn't do a

damn thing about it!

They said I was crazy.

That I had to be killed

for what I had done!

But I didn't care,

because I knew the truth,

I knew what happened!

And I promised myself

that I would dedicate

the rest of my life

to making sure that

this never happened ever again!

- Stanley?

Oh!

- Daddy.

- Right.

Stanley, I don't know

how you just did that,

but I'm telling you,

you scared me for once.

All right?

- Daddy!

Or is that you, Jerry?

Either way...

I'm really scared

right now, guys,

so you got me, all right?

I said it!

Are you happy?

Just so you know,

I think one of those

kids has lost his mind

and they killed Paulie!

I'm tellin' you, I found his

body in the meat locker room!

He's dead, I tell

ya, d e d, dead!

Don't worry, the sheriff

should be here any moment

so stop whatever it

is that you're doing

trying to scare

people and everything

and go ahead and come on out.

Guys?

Knock it off, come on out!

All right!

Then just stay here!

Yeah go ahead and stay here,

stay here and die,

see if I care!

One less person i

have to pay back.

I'm leaving!

- Daddy.

- Oh my god,

gene, are you okay?

- You stay back!

You stay back, don't

come any closer,

you sick sons of b*tches!

You all did this!

Now all my actors are dead!

- What actors?

- Told you man, they

were trying to scare us.

- They were.

Until you killed 'em!

- Look, gene, we

didn't do anything.

- It's Charlie.

Charlie Charlie, not Charlie.

- I don't care how many

times you say his name,

you're gonna fry for this, pal!

And you, I don't recall inviting

you to this little fiesta!

- I'm Ryder.

- No, it's okay.

She's played the game before.

She's been all over the news for

all those grisly

Charlie Charlie murders.

- No, no!

Help!

Help, I'm in here!

- I don't wanna get murdered

while I'm having sex.

- I gotta finish!

- Oh please!

Start the car!

- You're worthless!

- You are worthless.

Oh what was I thinking?

Oh my god.

- I'm gonna

get blue balls!

- Fine!

- I have blue

balls right now!

- Your little penis.

- My little penis

and my giant blue balls!

- Don't go, I'm still in here!

- You blew it!

- - I blew it?

You didn't blow me!

- No, don't go!

Don't go!

Don't leave me in here

with these lunatics!

You stay back.

You stay back, you savages.

- Look, we need to

find the pencils

so we can finish the game.

- You mean these?

- Yes!

- Hey!

What did you do that for?

- You have no idea

what you've just done!

- Oh yes I do.

I just stopped you

all from playing

your evil little game.

Because I refuse to join your

pencil-worshiping murder cult!

And now there are dead bodies

all over my haunted house!

Elevator shaft.

I'll go out the fire

escape exit on the roof!

Jerry?

Is that you?

Are you bleeding?

- Ooh!

- - Daddy.

- Woah!

Smells like weed.

Stanley?

What happened to your neck?

- Oh man, I'm so dead right now!

- Are you guys here to kill me?

- Oh, no.

He probably will though.

Oh!

Paulie?

Paulie.

- Where's our money?

- Oh, no!

- Do you

know our chances of

finding those pencils?

- Of course I do,

man, but we have to find them!

- Change of plans.

We're gonna get

the hell outta here

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