Chastity Bites Page #12

Rub it into those foul lines and watch them disappear.

Oh. Oh.

Watch them disappear.

Oh. Oh. Oh!

Oh. Oh.

Oh! Oh.

Oh! Oh.

[Sighing]

Oh.

[Sighing] It's working.

[Sighing] It's working.

Oh, my god.

It's working. Oh, my god.

It's already working!

Oh, my god. It's already working!

I've never seen anything like

it's already working!

I've never seen anything like this before.

I've never seen anything like this before.

This is better than juvderm.

This before.

This is better than juvderm. Way better!

This is better than juvderm.

Way better! And the ingredients are all

way better!

And the ingredients are all natural.

And the ingredients are all natural.

This is incredible!

Natural. This is incredible!

Will this work on my ass,

this is incredible!

Will this work on my ass, too?

Will this work on my ass, too?

We have to get more of this.

Too? We have to get more of this.

Liz, please, I don't care if

we have to get more of this.

Liz, please, I don't care if it's illegal.

Liz, please, I don't care if it's illegal.

How can we help you?

It's illegal. How can we help you?

Oh, believe me, my darlings,

how can we help you? Oh, believe me,

my darlings, you already have.

Oh, believe me, my darlings,

you already have. Hmm.

You already have.

Hmm. [All gasping]

Hmm.

[All gasping] [Thunder crashes]

[All gasping] [Thunder crashes] Hey, kath!

[Thunder crashes] Hey, kath!

Uh, are you going to v.A.G.

Hey, kath!

Uh, are you going to v.A.G. Today?

Uh, are you going to v.A.G. Today?

Yeah. Why?

Today? Yeah. Why?

I just figured I could come

yeah. Why?

I just figured I could come with you.

I just figured I could come with you.

I mean, you're right.

With you. I mean, you're right.

I don't know anything about it,

I mean, you're right. I don't know anything about it,

and so I don't have a right to

I don't know anything about it, and so I don't

have a right to judge it until I see for myself.

And so I don't have a right to judge it until

I see for myself. This must be a scene from

judge it until I see for myself.

This must be a scene from "invasion of the body

this must be a scene from

"invasion of the body snatchers."

"Invasion of the body snatchers."

What planet are you from, and

snatchers." What planet are you from,

and where are you keeping my friend

what planet are you from,

and where are you keeping my friend leah?

Where are you keeping my friend leah?

Oh, come on.

Leah? Oh, come on.

I'm just trying to be less

oh, come on.

I'm just trying to be less "negative and pissy" or

I'm just trying to be less

"negative and pissy" or whatever.

"Negative and pissy" or whatever.

Mm-hmm. Sure you are.

Whatever. Mm-hmm. Sure you are.

Okay. So, what's the angle?

Mm-hmm. Sure you are. Okay. So, what's the angle?

Another expos about how this

okay. So, what's the angle? Another expos

about how this club is a direct result of the

another expos about how this club is a

direct result of the bush doctrine that still

club is a direct result of the bush doctrine

that still continues to haunt us or a

bush doctrine that still continues to haunt

us or a manifesto about how women with a

continues to haunt us or a manifesto about

how women with a "y" are still enslaved by a

manifesto about how women with a "y" are

still enslaved by a madonna whore complex?

"Y" are still enslaved by a madonna whore complex?

Wow, I couldn't have put it

madonna whore complex?

Wow, I couldn't have put it better myself.

Wow, I couldn't have put it better myself.

Mm-hmm.

Better myself. Mm-hmm.

Oh, katharine, please just

mm-hmm. Oh, katharine,

please just let me come with you.

Oh, katharine, please just let me come with you.

Honestly, I really just want to

let me come with you. Honestly, I really

just want to see it for myself before I pass

honestly, I really just want to see it for

myself before I pass judgment -- for once.

See it for myself before I pass judgment -- for once.

[Sighs] Okay.

Judgment -- for once. [Sighs] Okay.

But you have to promise not to

[sighs] Okay.

But you have to promise not to cause any trouble.

But you have to promise not to cause any trouble.

And please don't be a smartass

cause any trouble.

And please don't be a smartass if you hate it.

And please don't be a smartass if you hate it.

Promise I'll be good.

If you hate it.

Promise I'll be good. Okay.

Promise I'll be good.

Okay. Oh, no.

Okay.

Oh, no. Sh*t.

Oh, no. Sh*t.

Guess you're just gonna have

sh*t. Guess you're just gonna have

to check out the club another

guess you're just gonna have to

check out the club another time.

To check out the club another time.

But, hey, listen, um, I have to

time. But, hey, listen, um,

I have to go, so I'll just -- I'll just

but, hey, listen, um, I have to go,

so I'll just -- I'll just see you tomorrow.

Go, so I'll just -- I'll just see you tomorrow.

Katharine, wh--

see you tomorrow.

Katharine, wh-- where are you going?

[Thunder rumbles]

Wow.

[Breathes deeply]

What you looking for, girlie?

[Screams] [European accent] Don't you

[screams] [European accent] Don't

you have anything better to do than

[european accent] Don't you have

anything better to do than scaring people?

Have anything better to do than scaring people?

Get back to work!

Scaring people? Get back to work!

I'm sorry he frightened you.

Get back to work! I'm sorry he frightened you.

Oh, did you bring this lovely

I'm sorry he frightened you.

Oh, did you bring this lovely basket for the -- liz?

Oh, did you bring this lovely basket for the -- liz?

Oh, I heard she was sick.

Basket for the -- liz? Oh, I heard she was sick.

But I-I don't want to be any

oh, I heard she was sick.

But I-I don't want to be any bother.

But I-I don't want to be any bother.

Oh, no. No trouble at all.

Bother. Oh, no. No trouble at all.

Your name is katharine, yes?

Oh, no. No trouble at all.

Your name is katharine, yes? [Stammers]

Your name is katharine, yes?

[Stammers] How did you know that?

[Stammers] How did you know that?

She mentioned you.

How did you know that? She mentioned you.

She said we might expect you.

She mentioned you.

She said we might expect you. Come in.

I'll go put these in some water.

Wait here. [Door closes]

Katharine, queen of the daisies.

What a nice surprise.

Daisies. What a nice surprise.

My niece told me you were here.

What a nice surprise. My niece told me you were here.

Thank you for the lovely gift

my niece told me you were here.

Thank you for the lovely gift basket.

Thank you for the lovely gift basket.

It was very thoughtful of you.

Basket. It was very thoughtful of you.

I noticed you admiring my

it was very thoughtful of you.

I noticed you admiring my portrait.

I noticed you admiring my portrait.

It's quite a good likeness,

portrait.

It's quite a good likeness, isn't it?

It's quite a good likeness, isn't it?

It was painted in italy many

isn't it?

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