Chastity Bites Page #14

she would stay young and beautiful forever."

[Girls screaming]

[Choking]

[Girls screaming]

[Girls screaming]

[Shrieking] [Gasps] Jesus.

[Gasps] Jesus.

[Breathing heavily]

Jesus.

[Breathing heavily] "she adhered to strict rules of

[breathing heavily] "She adhered to

strict rules of witchcraft and demanded a

"she adhered to strict rules of witchcraft

and demanded a ceremonial sacrifice of five

witchcraft and demanded a ceremonial

sacrifice of five virgins at each equinox --

ceremonial sacrifice of five virgins at

each equinox -- alban eiler on or around

virgins at each equinox -- alban eiler on or

around march 21st and alban elved on or

alban eiler on or around march 21st and

alban elved on or around september 21st.

March 21st and alban elved on or around

september 21st. September 21st?

Sh*t. Katharine.

[Thunder rumbles]

[Thunder crashes]

Leah, what's going on?

It's almost 1:
00 in the morning. I have to talk to you.

It's almost 1:
00 in the morning.

I have to talk to you. [Sighs]

I have to talk to you.

[Sighs] Can it wait?

[Sighs] Can it wait?

Leah, if my grandparents wake

can it wait? Leah, if my grandparents wake up,

we're both in big trouble.

Leah, if my grandparents wake up,

we're both in big trouble. You know they already think

up, we're both in big trouble.

You know they already think you're kind of weird.

You know they already think you're kind of weird.

Believe me.

You're kind of weird.

Believe me. It's life or death.

Believe me. It's life or death.

[Sighs] All right.

It's life or death. [Sighs] All right.

[Thunder crashes]

Wow. Your skin looks great.

What did you do? Oh, uh, it's just a thing,

what did you do? Oh, uh, it's just a thing,

you know, from that -- that one

oh, uh, it's just a thing, you know,

from that -- that one infomercial.

You know, from that -- that one infomercial.

I'll tell you about it later.

Infomercial. I'll tell you about it later.

So, what's so important?

I'll tell you about it later.

So, what's so important? Here. Check it out.

So, what's so important? Here.

Check it out. What is this?

Here. Check it out.

What is this? Just read it.

What is this? Just read it.

I did some researching tonight

just read it. I did some researching

tonight on that creepy woman you think

i did some researching tonight on that

creepy woman you think is so cool.

On that creepy woman you think is so cool.

You did what?!

Is so cool. You did what?!

Shh, shh, shh!

You did what?! Shh, shh, shh!

Leah, why would you do that?

Shh, shh, shh! Leah, why would you do that?

Just read it first,

leah, why would you do that?

Just read it first, katharine.

Just read it first, katharine.

I promise it'll explain

katharine.

I promise it'll explain everything.

I don't understand any of this,

about some real-life vampire woman in the 1600s?

This, about some real-life vampire woman in the 1600s?

Yeah, I know, but look, their

vampire woman in the 1600s? Yeah, I know,

but look, their names are practically the same.

Yeah, I know, but look,

their names are practically the same. [Scoffs]

Names are practically the same.

[Scoffs] "Practically" being the key word

[scoffs] "Practically" being the key word here.

"Practically" being the key word here.

So what?

Here. So what?

So, don't you think it's a

so what?

So, don't you think it's a weird coincidence that this

so, don't you think it's a weird coincidence

that this countess used to slaughter

weird coincidence that this countess used to

slaughter teenage virgins and now there's

countess used to slaughter teenage virgins

and now there's a woman with practically the

teenage virgins and now there's a woman with

practically the same name teaching abstinence to

a woman with practically the same

name teaching abstinence to girls here?

Same name teaching abstinence to girls here?

I mean, even if they're not the

girls here? I mean,

even if they're not the same person -- just, like, a

i mean, even if they're not the same person -- just, like,

a distant ancestor or a copycat or

same person -- just, like,

a distant ancestor or a copycat or something --

distant ancestor or a copycat or

something -- what are you implying, leah?

Something -- what are you implying, leah?

It's late, so please just get to

what are you implying, leah? It's late,

so please just get to the point.

It's late, so please just get to the point.

I'm just saying, what if liz

the point. I'm just saying,

what if liz or whoever she is is cultivating

I'm just saying, what if liz or whoever she is

is cultivating her own crop of virgins here in

or whoever she is is cultivating her own crop

of virgins here in san griento for some kind of

her own crop of virgins here in san griento

for some kind of similar satanic sacrifice?

San griento for some kind of similar satanic sacrifice?

[Laughs]

Similar satanic sacrifice?

[Laughs] You akidding me, right?

[Laughs] You akidding me, right?

I mean, you've -- you've had

you akidding me, right? I mean,

you've -- you've had some paranoid conspiracy

I mean, you've -- you've had some paranoid

conspiracy theories before, but this --

some paranoid conspiracy theories before,

but this -- this is really a stretch.

Theories before,

but this -- this is really a stretch. No, kath.

This is really a stretch.

No, kath. I'm not kidding.

No, kath. I'm not kidding.

I'm really worried.

I'm not kidding. I'm really worried.

Ever since the first day she

I'm really worried.

Ever since the first day she came to school, I felt like

ever since the first day she came to school,

I felt like something was off.

Came to school, I felt like something was off.

And until I can prove this one

something was off.

And until I can prove this one way or another...

And until I can prove this one way or another...

I want you to stay far away from

way or another...

I want you to stay far away from her.

I want you to stay far away from her.

You know what i think, leah?

Her. You know what i think, leah?

I think it's pathetic how you

you know what i think, leah? I think it's pathetic

how you feel like you have to control me

I think it's pathetic how you feel like you

have to control me and to sit in judgment of

feel like you have to control me and

to sit in judgment of everyone else.

And to sit in judgment of everyone else.

[Scoffs]

Everyone else.

[Scoffs] No wonder no one likes you.

[Scoffs] No wonder no one likes you.

You know, I've tried to stick by

no wonder no one likes you. You know,

I've tried to stick by you all these years, but -- but

you know, I've tried to stick by you all these years,

but -- but now I see that I've been wasting

you all these years,

but -- but now I see that I've been wasting my time.

Now I see that I've been wasting my time.

Kath, what the hell.

My time. Kath, what the hell.

Tell me there's a "ba-dum ching"

kath, what the hell.

Tell me there's a "ba-dum ching" coming.

Tell me there's a "ba-dum ching" coming.

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