Chastity Bites Page #15

Good luck with your

coming.

Good luck with your front-page story.

Good luck with your front-page story.

It sounds like you've got it all

front-page story.

It sounds like you've got it all figured out.

It sounds like you've got it all figured out.

Hope they let you out of the

figured out.

Hope they let you out of the loony bin to collect your

hope they let you out of the

loony bin to collect your pulitzer.

I don't need a girl bye, chicas!

Put the drink down.

Bye, chicas! Put the drink down.

Seriously, you guys are just

put the drink down.

Seriously, you guys are just like khloe and lamar.

Seriously, you guys are just like khloe and lamar.

Why the f*** am I khloe?

Like khloe and lamar.

Why the f*** am I khloe? [Sighs]

Why the f*** am I khloe?

[Sighs] Kelly.

[Sighs] Kelly.

What?

Kelly. What?

Don't f*** up.

What? Don't f*** up.

I won't.

Don't f*** up. I won't.

He's just gonna help me clean up

I won't.

He's just gonna help me clean up and then he's outie.

He's just gonna help me clean up and then he's outie.

Kelly, for reals.

And then he's outie. Kelly, for reals.

V.A.G. -- Stay sucker free.

Kelly, for reals.

V.A.G. -- Stay sucker free. Totes.

V.A.G. -- Stay sucker free. Totes.

Have a little trust, b*tches.

Totes. Have a little trust, b*tches.

I want to lay you on your

have a little trust, b*tches.

I want to lay you on your back with your legs spread

I want to lay you on your back with your

legs spread want to get you soaking wet

back with your legs spread want to

get you soaking wet soak the bedspread

want to get you soaking wet soak the

bedspread doesn't matter where you are

soak the bedspread doesn't matter

where you are I can act sweet

doesn't matter where you are I can

act sweet but when nobody's around, do

I can act sweet but when nobody's around,

do the backseat

but when nobody's around,

do the backseat oh, yeah, baby girl.

The backseat oh, yeah, baby girl.

You know I love you so much.

Oh, yeah, baby girl.

You know I love you so much. I know, travis.

You know I love you so much.

I know, travis. I love you, too.

I know, travis. I love you, too.

Boo, I want to get with you

I love you, too.

Boo, I want to get with you so bad, it hurts.

Boo, I want to get with you so bad,

it hurts. I know, baby. Here.

So bad, it hurts. I know, baby.

Here. [Zipper opens]

I know, baby. Here.

[Zipper opens] No.

[Zipper opens] No.

No.

No. No.

You know how I want to love you,

no.

You know how I want to love you, girl.

You know how I want to love you, girl.

The right way.

Girl. The right way.

I know, but I can't.

The right way. I know, but I can't.

Baby, I'm s-t-ruggling here.

I know, but I can't.

Baby, I'm s-t-ruggling here. Come on.

Baby, I'm s-t-ruggling here.

Come on. Ashley will kill me.

Come on.

Ashley will kill me. Come on.

Ashley will kill me. Come on.

How's she gonna know?

Come on. How's she gonna know?

You gonna keep it on the d.L.

How's she gonna know? You gonna keep

it on the d.L. What if they, like, look down

you gonna keep it on the d.L. What if they, like,

look down there and check to see if, like,

what if they, like, look down there and

check to see if, like, I'm really still there?

There and check to see if, like,

I'm really still there? That's abso-ludicrous.

I'm really still there? That's abso-ludicrous.

This is san griento, baby, not

that's abso-ludicrous.

This is san griento, baby, not san guantanamo.

This is san griento, baby, not san guantanamo.

You're doing permanent damage to

san guantanamo.

You're doing permanent damage to me here.

You're doing permanent damage to me here.

I don't know.

Me here. I don't know.

They said in v.A.G. That's not

I don't know.

They said in v.A.G. That's not really possible, but...

They said in v.A.G. That's not really possible, but... Oh!

Really possible, but... Oh!

Oh, god.

Oh! Oh, god.

Oh, god.

Oh, god.

Oh, god. Oh, god.

Oh, god. Oh, god.

Oh, god!

Oh, god. Oh, god!

[Thunder rumbles]

I don't want to see you hello, leah.

I see you're reading a

hello, leah.

I see you're reading a fascinating story about one of

I see you're reading a fascinating

story about one of my countrywomen.

Fascinating story about one of my countrywomen.

It's a terrifying tale, isn't

my countrywomen.

It's a terrifying tale, isn't it?

It's a terrifying tale, isn't it?

Yeah, you could say that.

It? Yeah, you could say that.

It's a funny coincidence, the

yeah, you could say that. It's a funny coincidence,

the two of you both being in the

it's a funny coincidence,

the two of you both being in the virgin business.

Two of you both being in the virgin business.

Oh, yes.

Virgin business. Oh, yes.

Well, after so much pain was

oh, yes. Well, after so much pain

was caused in my homeland, v.A.G.

Well, after so much pain was caused in my homeland,

v.A.G. Was just my way of giving back

caused in my homeland, v.A.G. Was just

my way of giving back to the community.

Was just my way of giving back to the community.

Oh, what a lovely thought,

to the community. Oh, what a lovely thought,

especially with the high holiday

oh, what a lovely thought, especially with the

high holiday of alban elved nearly upon us.

Especially with the high holiday of alban elved

nearly upon us. You really should be careful,

of alban elved nearly upon us.

You really should be careful, my dear.

You really should be careful, my dear.

A girl who never wants to join

my dear.

A girl who never wants to join in with the group can find

a girl who never wants to join in with the

group can find herself on the outside of things

in with the group can find herself on

the outside of things very quickly.

Herself on the outside of things very quickly.

Thanks for the advice.

Very quickly. Thanks for the advice.

I'm not particularly concerned

thanks for the advice.

I'm not particularly concerned about that.

I'm not particularly concerned about that.

You may have all the stupid

about that.

You may have all the stupid birthers in this town fooled,

you may have all the stupid birthers in this town fooled,

but not me.

Birthers in this town fooled,

but not me. Really?

But not me. Really?

And how is your plan to expose

really? And how is your plan to

expose me working out for you so far?

Kath. Uh... Katharine,

can I -- can I talk

uh... Katharine,

can I -- can I talk to you for a second?

Katharine, can I -- can I talk to you for a second?

I'm a little busy right now.

To you for a second? I'm a little busy right now.

I'm really sorry if I upset

I'm a little busy right now.

I'm really sorry if I upset you.

I'm really sorry if I upset you.

Why don't you just come over to

you.

Why don't you just come over to my house tonight?

Why don't you just come over to my house tonight?

We'll have an old-school slumber

my house tonight? We'll have an old-school

slumber party, you know, watch colbert,

we'll have an old-school slumber party,

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