Chastity Bites Page #17

for this paper to last me a lifetime.

Trouble for this paper to last me a lifetime.

But I --

me a lifetime.

But I -- now, what I want you to do is

but I -- now, what I want you to

do is to get out of here and write

now, what I want you to do is to get out of

here and write something that I can actually

to get out of here and write

something that I can actually print.

Something that I can actually print.

This is something!

Print. This is something!

Now get out of here, or I'm

this is something! Now get out of here,

or I'm gonna cut you from the staff.

Now get out of here,

or I'm gonna cut you from the staff. Mr. Rowland --

gonna cut you from the staff.

Mr. Rowland -- out!

Mr. Rowland -- out!

I think that's suspicious

out!

I think that's suspicious enough to warrant an

I think that's suspicious enough

to warrant an investigation.

Enough to warrant an investigation.

I mean, don't you?

Investigation. I mean, don't you?

Benny, I think this one's a

I mean, don't you?

Benny, I think this one's a little, uh...

Benny, I think this one's a little,

uh... You know what I'm saying?

Little, uh...

You know what I'm saying? Nah, louie.

You know what I'm saying?

Nah, louie. She ain't crazy.

Nah, louie. She ain't crazy.

This is the gal that wrote that

she ain't crazy. This is the gal that wrote that cute,

little piece for the

this is the gal that wrote that cute,

little piece for the high-school paper last year that

cute, little piece for the high-school

paper last year that called us racists.

High-school paper last year that called us racists.

Oh, yeah!

Called us racists.

Oh, yeah! "D.W.L."

Oh, yeah!

"D.W.L." Driving while latino.

"D.W.L." Driving while latino.

What?

Driving while latino. What?

Are you here to make us look

what? Are you here to make us look

like a couple of doofuses again?

Are you here to make us look like a couple of

doofuses again? Well, it ain't gonna happen.

Like a couple of doofuses again?

Well, it ain't gonna happen. Sir, I did my best to make

well, it ain't gonna happen.

Sir, I did my best to make that piece fair and balanced.

Sir, I did my best to make that piece fair and balanced.

Sorry, missy.

That piece fair and balanced.

Sorry, missy. We ain't falling for it this

sorry, missy.

We ain't falling for it this time.

We ain't falling for it this time.

Benny, louie, please, this is

time. Benny, louie, please,

this is an opportunity to assist your

benny, louie, please,

this is an opportunity to assist your fellow citizen!

An opportunity to assist your fellow citizen!

Wait -- come on!

Fellow citizen! Wait -- come on!

You're letting the terrorists

wait -- come on!

You're letting the terrorists win!

You're letting the terrorists win!

Hello?

Win! Hello?

Hi, mom?

Hello? Hi, mom?

[Sighs]

Hi, mom?

[Sighs] Didn't you get my messages?

[Sighs] Didn't you get my messages?

Why didn't you call me back?

Didn't you get my messages?

Why didn't you call me back? Honey, I'm at work.

Why didn't you call me back?

Honey, I'm at work. I'm holding down two jobs,

honey, I'm at work. I'm holding down two

jobs, remember, to make sure you get

I'm holding down two jobs, remember,

to make sure you get to go to college next year while

remember, to make sure you get to go to college

next year while you run around causing nothing

to go to college next year while you run around

causing nothing but problems for us in this

you run around causing nothing

but problems for us in this town?

But problems for us in this town?

Mom, I'm sorry, but this

town? Mom, I'm sorry,

but this situation is very real and it's

mom, I'm sorry, but this situation is very

real and it's very bad, and I need your help.

Situation is very real and it's very bad,

and I need your help. Leah, I have to get back on

very bad, and I need your help.

Leah, I have to get back on the floor.

Leah, I have to get back on the floor.

We'll talk about this when I get

the floor.

We'll talk about this when I get home.

We'll talk about this when I get home.

Mom, no, wait --

home. Mom, no,

wait -- sh*t!

Mom, no, wait -- sh*t!

Oh! What now?

Sh*t! Oh! What now?

Heads up, comrade.

Oh! What now?

Heads up, comrade. [Dialing]

Heads up, comrade.

[Dialing] you start a panic

[Dialing] you start a panic [Cellphone rings]

You start a panic [Cellphone rings] the machines,

they keep us in

[cellphone rings] the machines,

they keep us in time

the machines,

they keep us in time and don't forget

Time and don't forget hello?

And don't forget hello?

Hi, paul?

Hello? Hi, paul?

That's my name.

Hi, paul? That's my name.

Don't wear it out.

That's my name. Don't wear it out.

Hey, uh, this is leah.

Don't wear it out. Hey, uh, this is leah.

You know, locker above yours,

hey, uh, this is leah. You know,

locker above yours, simone de beauvoir, heathen

you know, locker above yours,

simone de beauvoir, heathen whore.

Simone de beauvoir,

heathen whore. Hey. Yeah.

Whore. Hey. Yeah.

Hey, what's, uh...

Hey. Yeah. Hey, what's,

uh... What's going on?

Hey, what's, uh... What's going on?

What are you doing right now?

What's going on? What are you doing right now?

Um, you know, I'm just

what are you doing right now?

Um, you know, I'm just chilling in my crib.

Um, you know,

I'm just chilling in my crib. Oh, great.

Chilling in my crib. Oh, great.

Remember how I said we should

oh, great. Remember how I said we

should discuss radical politics and

remember how I said we should discuss

radical politics and philosophy sometime?

Discuss radical politics and philosophy sometime?

Yeah, absolutely.

Philosophy sometime?

Yeah, absolutely. Well...

Yeah, absolutely.

Well... What about tonight?

Well... What about tonight?

Tonight? Um... Yeah.

What about tonight? Tonight?

Um... Yeah. Okay, cool.

Tonight? Um... Yeah. Okay, cool.

Yeah, tonight's -- tonight's

okay, cool.

Yeah, tonight's -- tonight's good.

Yeah, tonight's -- tonight's good.

Um... Where -- where -- where do

good.

Um... Where -- where -- where do you want to meet?

Um... Where -- where -- where do you want to meet?

Are your parents home?

You want to meet? Are your parents home?

No, I'm at my dad's place,

are your parents home? No, I'm at my dad's place,

and he's working the night

no, I'm at my dad's place,

and he's working the night shift.

And he's working the night shift.

Perfect.

Shift. Perfect.

I'll be right over.

Perfect. I'll be right over.

You're coming over here?

I'll be right over.

You're coming over here? Like, now?

You're coming over here? Like, now?

Paul, I'm not coming by to be

like, now? Paul, I'm not coming by to

be impressed by your housekeeping

paul, I'm not coming by to be

impressed by your housekeeping skills.

Impressed by your housekeeping skills.

Just be ready to let me in in 10

skills.

Just be ready to let me in in 10 minutes.

[Doorbell rings]

Hi.

[Clears throat] [Sighs]

[Clears throat] [Sighs] Come on in.

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