Cheerleader Chainsaw Chicks

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- Hey, this

is Sandy Shore, KEWL,

right in the middle of

a flashbang '80s weekend

with that monster hit,

You Make Me Come Alive.

- Oh, my mom

loves this song.

- Turn it up.

- Wow, we should

stop at the beach.

- You have to

go tan at the beach.

I bet we could find

some cute surfer boys.

- Surfers, what

water does to hair.

What are you doing

after graduation?

- My dad said so

many Baby Boomers are dying,

I should get into health care.

He says it's a real

growth industry.

I just don't wanna touch

old people that much.

I wanna work with animals.

- I just wanna

get away for a while.

Always wanted to go to London.

Oh by the way, Kyle was talking

about this cute cheerleader,

how hot she is, and

then he said your name.

- Wow, he's cute.

- I heard he's

kind of a player.

- What do you mean?

- Beverly told

Angel that he did it with

that redheaded chick Tanya

and then two days later

he did it with her best friend.

But you can't believe

everything you hear.

- People love to talk

about people behind their backs.

- Yeah.

I love driving down

Sunset Boulevard.

This is where all the

L.A. bands got famous.

The Whiskey a Go

Go, the Viper Room.

That's where River Phoenix died.

- Who's River Phoenix?

- I love the

monster on the building.

- Hollywood,

there's so many people.

- You're lucky,

my dad says he always

finds people with nowhere to

go and all day to get there.

- Have you ever been

to the Chinese theater?

Very cool.

- Capital

Records building, they

do downloads there.

I think I'm gonna

jump and shout

- How much longer?

It feels like we've

been driving for hours.

- This traffic is

unbelievable, look at that.

- What's it

called again, Camp Cheer?

I googled it.

Can you believe they

don't even have a website?

- No website,

I don't trust

a place without a website.

- Oh chill, my mom

called and talked to somebody.

- I just hope there's at

least one cute guy there.

You make me, you make me,

you make me come alive

Oh you make me, you

make me come alive

You make me, make me, make

me, you make me come alive

Oh baby, oh you make me

You make me come alive

You make me, you make me,

you make me come alive

- Hey!

- Hey, welcome to Camp Cheer.

- Hi, we're here to register.

- Well you don't want

to give that to me.

What you're gonna

wanna do is you

want to give that to the people

in the office in Double D.

It's right down this way.

Can't find them, go the

the bungalow Triple D,

it's just after it.

- God this place is far our.

How come there's

no service here?

- Oh reception's terrible here.

You want reception,

you're gonna have to go

to the top of the

mountain, or maybe you can

try one of the top of the

roofs in the back lot.

- Thank you.

- Bye.

Oh, too slow

Drop it low

Oh

Drop it low

Too slow

Oh drop it low

Too slow

Oh

- This

doesn't look like any

cheer camp I've ever been to.

- Yeah it's

kind of creepy.

Yeah

Yeah

Oh

To the floor

- Morning ladies.

Just one second.

Hello, my name is Axel, I

am the camp manager here.

- Pamela.

- Nice to meet you.

- Hi, I'm Andrea.

- Nice to meet you.

- Michelle.

- Nice to meet you Michelle.

- And this is Theo.

- How are you doing

Mr. Theo, hey buddy.

I'll get y'all

checked in and moving

so we can get y'all

having some fun.

Okay, let's see.

Yes, Pamela, okay.

It's Andrea, okay.

And Ms. Michelle,

and little Mr. Theo.

He's not on the list

but that's okay.

All right so we got that.

I'll go ahead, here you go.

- This place is pretty creepy.

- Yeah, it's pretty creepy huh?

- Hey, I been working

really hard on this place.

Gee whiz, I can't believe

this place is actually,

they used to make

horror films here.

It's pretty cool if you get

a chance to walk around,

there's a lot of

stuff to look at.

- My phone's not working.

- Well unfortunately,

the reception out here

is about as consistent

as a California rain.

Back to the schedule,

and the flyer for our

80s dance party.

It's gonna be a good

time, a lot of fun.

- Where are we staying?

- Oh that's right, I'm

sorry I completely forgot.

You ladies are in, building two.

Okay, what you want

to do is you want

to go down the stairs

that you came up,

you're gonna hang a

right, and then go

just a little bit that

way, and you can't

miss the building, it'll

be just on your right okay.

Oh hey, and if you

guys get a chance,

check out the sun deck.

I put a lot of work in it

and it looks pretty nice.

- Thank you.

- Have fun ladies,

have a good time girls.

- Bye.

- Hey, did you check

out that kumquat tree?

- Yeah I did earlier,

it's a little

weird with the skin and all.

- Oh yeah, we don't have

these kind of

fruit growing from.

- I'm sure your country had

much better fruit than kumquat.

- Oh yeah.

- Hi, is

this your truck?

- Yes it is.

- Hey, it's yellow, high up.

- I like sitting up high.

I can see everything coming.

Reminds me of driving a

combine back on the farm.

- You grew up on a farm?

- Yes ma'am.

Tell you what,

those were the days.

Horses, bonfires,

swimming in ponds.

Oh don't worry, it's not

loaded, it's just a pellet gun.

Now you have to

respect your weapons

but they for shooting

varmints around here.

You know like

rattlesnakes and rats,

rabid squirrels,

raccoons,

groundhogs.

I'll never get that week back.

- I mean is

there anything else

we can be afraid of,

we are pretty tough.

- Well I'm sure you

girls are, but this

place actually offers a self

defense course once a month,

maybe you can learn

a thing or two.

- Well I have my brothers, we're

always throwing each

other around, so.

Plus I'm pretty fast,

we are a cheerleader

and all so, strong,

fast, and twisty.

- Yeah that's right, damn maybe

I can learn a thing or two.

Now I'll tell you what,

I need some backup,

I'll come to you girls first.

- Oh have fun with that.

- Oh I will.

Oh hey, watching some

movies in the theater

later, if you want, come on by.

- Okay, I'll tell

Pamela and Andrea.

- Hey

dude how's it going?

- You know it.

I thought I said

it so many times

I have to tell you

I love you girls

But I find that

you are not around

- I like this room.

Hey, Michelle.

- What?

- What song you listening to?

- I Wanna Talk To You.

- I like that song.

- Hey.

- Where did you disappear to?

- Oh I just went to the car.

Stop.

- Come

on let's do this.

I was just messing.

Oh I love this song.

- I'm getting hungry,

I wonder if there's

anything I can eat on the menu?

- You're not gonna do that

vegetarian thing again are you?

- Nothing with a face.

I can't eat anything

with a face.

I mean I think everyone

should eat like that.

- Agree to disagree.

You know, I like this

room better than mine.

How come I don't have

a fridge in my room?

- Well you have a big bathtub,

this just has a shower.

Every day all

the things I been

- Where'd you get that yo-yo?

- It was on the

counter, you want it?

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