Cheerleader Chainsaw Chicks Page #2

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- No, I was just wondering.

Oh yeah here it is.

- Find what you're looking for?

- Yeah, just I thought, I

knew I brought it, but ...

So what are we doing?

- Well I was gonna

take Theo for a walk

and then I'll be ready

for wherever we're going.

- Let me take Theo for a walk.

Your nails need some work.

- I guess you're right, thanks.

- Is that a chainsaw?

- Yeah, isn't that weird.

My room has one too.

- That is weird.

Hey I heard Axel's playing

movies in the theater all day.

- Oh yeah I just

saw Axel outside.

He said we're welcome anytime.

Oh and he said that reception

gets better later in the day.

- Okay, well I'm just

gonna finish up my nails

and then I'll be good to go.

And don't let Theo eat

anything weird off the floor.

- Okay, after I take Theo

I'm gonna take a nap.

- What do they do in

emergencies around here?

All right I'll see

you guys later.

If I don't put on more

sunscreen I'm gonna fry.

- Oh my gosh can I get one bar?

Okay Theo, come on let's go.

Come on Theo, let's just go.

- Hey look, it's a kumquat tree.

- Kumquat, what's a kumquat?

You're making that up.

- No I'm serious, look

you eat 'em skin and all.

See skin and all.

- You girls

like these things?

- Yeah, they're okay.

- I was told they tasted

kind of

wrong, to be eaten skin and all.

- So is your name

really Axel Johnson?

- Well that's an

interesting question.

My name's actually Axel

Johnson, the fourth.

See you got, my great

granddaddy, my granddaddy,

my Pa, and of course me.

It's real confusing

at family gatherings.

- Yeah must be.

- Hey maybe you

girls can help me.

You look like the friendly type.

There's a girl here

from Yugoslavia or

something like that,

and I think she's gonna end

up being alone 'cause the rest

of her squad got detained

coming through customs.

- Oh no.

- Well I was wondering if

maybe y'all could welcome her

and just show her around

the camp a little bit.

It'll be a lot of help to me.

- Sure.

- Okay.

- Hey thanks.

Now back to work on my office.

- Hey ladies.

- Hi.

- I see you ladies

like kumquats as well.

- Yeah.

- They're okay.

- I'm Joseph by the way.

- Michelle.

- Andrea.

- I'm Johnny, he's Jacob.

[speaking foreign language]

- What'd you say?

- Oh he needs to

eat it skin and all.

- Yes, skin and all.

- We're promoters here.

We run an office out back.

- Yeah, I think we're gonna

have a tough nut to crack.

- What's in the red bag?

- Oh it's the first aide kit.

- I have a feeling we're

going to need it later.

- Oh.

- Okay, see

you at the party later.

- Bye.

- Maybe we should go check

on Pamela, see if she's okay.

- Yeah and then we can

work on our tumbling.

- Yeah.

Let's go check out

the competition,

just leave Theo here.

- Are you sure?

- He's fine.

- Bye Theo.

- Where's

the light switch?

- It's gotta be here.

- I can't find it.

- Dude you're

stepping on my feet, stop it.

- These cheerleaders

are supposed to be really good.

- And different,

Ms. Jackson says

they're the ones to beat.

- Yeah, we'll see.

- Hi.

- What?

- Basic.

- We just wanted to

come by and say hi, bye.

Oh my god are they for real?

- Are they serious?

- What was that?

- Lame.

- Let's get out of here,

we're going to high school.

- Let's go.

- So how

far is this place?

- They said

about 15 minutes.

- Look at this traffic.

I can't believe how crowded

the roads are way out here.

- Look at that waterfall.

- This must be the place.

- What time

did the falcon cheer

squad say they

were getting here?

- I thought they

said two, but I was texting.

Maybe four.

- What time is it?

- Two.

- Let's just wait

a few more minutes.

- That was a

total waste of time.

- What now?

- Let's drive by

the lake on the way back.

- I think

it's coming up,

the next exit, take this exit.

Oh, too slow

Drop it low

Oh

Drop it low

Too slow

Oh

[speaking foreign language]

- Hey Lana, are you okay?

- Hey we don't even

have any reception here.

- Oh yeah I

can't get any either.

- Bye.

[speaking foreign language]

Yeah

- We have our first contestant,

her name is Lisette.

Come on out Lisette.

- Yeah Lisette.

- Here's lovely Lisette.

When you're not

being a librarian,

what do you like to

do in your spare time?

- I like to let my

hair down and find

a man to rub hot oil

all over my back.

- I told you this

was gonna be fun.

- And she is visiting

us from out of town today.

- Wearing

my favorite color.

- Tell what it is you like to do

up in Vancouver in

your spare time?

- I like to get wet and wild.

- Me too.

- Thank you Tana, and

here we have Mandy.

So tell me Mandy, are

you still bull riding?

- Yes but I do love

bareback riding now.

- Thank you Mandy.

- Hi girls.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- Have a seat.

- Tell us Christie,

when you're not being

a professional

wrestler, what are

you doing with your spare time?

- Well I practice

my mud wrestling pretty

consistently, but that's

it, stay in practice.

- So you have your own

movie theater, must be nice.

- This one

is Bikini Witness.

- Is that

important to you?

- No.

- Is this important

to you mother?

- Run for your life.

Yeah.

Look, can't breathe.

Right in the face.

- Hurry up guy, we got

to get this body out of sight.

- This is my favorite part.

Ooh!

Let me get something

out the freezer.

Come on, grab a seat.

Let me show you some

of my favorite scenes.

- Hey this, this is gonna

lead to me very shortly.

- Good show, my brother as--

- Is my hair perfect for this?

- You getting this?

- Hey, your hair's perfect

there dude, it's perfect.

- Live from Hollywood.

- Live!

- Live.

- Live!

- Live on the Sunset Strip.

Well my advice to you is to let

the Steamrollers rock mother--

- That guy was

in the Untouchables.

- This is so cool, your

own private theater.

- And this next one,

is Mirror Mirror 2: Raven.

I've seen that bird before.

This is where I go to church.

- Isn't

that Mark Ruffalo?

- It is.

This was his first leading

role in a feature film.

That reminds me of my dad.

Watch your fingers.

Hey cover your eyes.

Girls cover your eyes.

I tried telling you.

That bird's back.

And it's gone.

I even hear the hand is

still around here somewhere.

- No way.

Oh my god.

- Axel!

- I'm sorry I couldn't

resist myself.

I do it to everybody.

I mean if you girls

have some time

we can see a few more things.

This classic 80s, Harmony.

- Jimmy.

Harmony, harmony

I felt it when

she looked at me

Oh harmony, harmony

It sounded oh so sweet to me

When she called my name

It was so sweet

and looked so dear

I felt summer's rain

I would just

feel this harmony

Harmony

Harmony, harmony

My book's all

that I could see

Oh harmony, harmony

Heard it calling out for me

When she laugh loud

I felt her hips,

I held her tight

When we found sound

I closed my eyes

and listened

When she calls my name

I held her close

with all my might

And our hearts were a flame

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