Cheerleader Chainsaw Chicks Page #3

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Close your eyes and

listen to this harmony

And the sun was shining

bright, oh so bright yeah

Harmony, harmony

I heard it when

she looked at me

Oh harmony, harmony

It sounded oh so sweet to me

Oh harmony, harmony

That was all

that I could see

Oh harmony, harmony

I heard it calling

out to, out to me

Heard it calling,

calling out to me

Harmo, harmo, harmo, harmony

Heard it calling,

calling harmony

Harmo, harmo, harmo, harmony

- See that girl right there?

- Oh Jimmy.

- Her name's Virginia.

She went on to become an

award winning film producer.

That guy, singing and playing

the keyboards, that

guy right there.

- Mm-hmm.

- Jimmy Lifton, he

stopped being a rock star

to become a director/producer.

And he actually

directed that movie

Mirror, Mirror 2 that

I just showed you.

- So how do

you know all this?

- I told you he used

to make movies here.

This is the first Western

they did, the Gunman.

- Oh really.

Boys.

- I've been trying

to raise Wyatt, no answer.

I think something's wrong.

- Gunther, here.

- Ah, that's a good move.

See if you recognize anything.

And again.

- Oh my god, those are

the stairs from outside.

- It is.

- I thought I said the saloon.

- Yeah well, caught

this guy trying to run.

- That guy in the black,

he looks just like you.

- So, I brought him here.

- Yeah.

- Put him in with our

little dictator friend.

- Not that much.

- Is that you?

- Bam.

- Bam!

- Cody, are you an imbecile?

That wasn't part of the plan.

- What's the problem?

He ran, I shot him,

end of story Salazar.

- Really, well now it's

your turn to run, run.

- Is that you?

- This one's called Blindsider.

That last one, was

called the Gunman.

And you guessed it, those

two were made right here.

Shake a leg, shake a leg

Two dark eyes mesmerized

Sweep me off my feet

Finally

- Oh my god.

- That is you.

- That is you Axel.

Is that you?

- I don't know

what do you think?

- Freeze!

- What an interesting

place to find a knife.

That guys just sitting there.

- I got

the gold back here.

- It's all mine.

- Take it slow Mr. Money.

- That is you.

- That is you Axel.

Is that you?

- No, close, that's my uncle.

Handsome devil.

My uncle played the biggest

a**hole in this movie.

I mean he's not

actually a bad guy,

but I mean he plays it,

he plays one really good.

Actually he gets most of

those roles anyways, so.

I hope you like gangster movies.

- Don't make me wait next time.

- You packing?

- So you know all those people?

- Yeah, I've met Jimmy

and Virginia a lot of times.

- Is your uncle still acting?

- Yeah he's been making

films for quite a while.

He's in quite a

few here actually.

Where my popcorn go?

- You should be an actor.

- You know

you're not the only

one that's told me that.

- Like can you

talk without that accent?

- What accent?

- Never mind.

- I couldn't have got Gino, you

want this stuff now here it is.

- Our deal was for 12,

I only see five.

- What's the name

of this one called?

- Do you have a

problem with counting?

- Timepiece.

- No.

- Don't talk to

my man like that.

I'll rip your tiny little

off and slap you with it.

You calzone.

- Today is not

your day my friend.

Today is my day!

My time, my turf, and

your funeral, bye.

- No!

- Ooh.

This is a good one,

Mirror, Mirror III.

I bet you might recognize him.

That's Billy Drago.

- Oh does my nightmares ever

end and so does my career?

So does your art.

- That's man's a legend.

- Good because it

looks like sh*t Joey!

- I met him,

even hung out with him.

- I could stay here all night.

- Can we do this again?

- Sure,

just say the word.

Thanks for coming girls.

- It's been fun.

- Thank you.

- Yeah you can come

anytime you want man.

Later man.

- Man.

- This is the sundeck?

- This is gross, I'm

not staying here.

- I thought he said he

put a lot of effort into this.

- Yeah, well clearly not.

- Hey boss.

- Hey, it's

all over the news.

- Yeah we got the stuff.

- Come on, I can hear the

sirens over the phone.

Go to plan b, hide the stuff.

You can't get picked

up with it on you.

- I can't

go back to jail man.

- Yeah we gonna hide it.

- You know, I can

deal with the bangers

and the biker drug

dealers, but these guys,

these guys are

fanatics, they're crazy.

This is my last deal

with these guys.

Stay on the DL, I'll

get back to you.

- Hey Andrea come look at this.

- It's really weird, what

are those guys doing?

- Hey cheerleaders!

- They saw us.

- We'll get 'em later.

- Attention Camp

Cheer finalists, just want

to make a little

announcement here.

I've been notified

by my good buddy,

Police Captain Flores

about a break-in

at a government

facility down the road.

- There's a government

facility around here?

- There's government

facilities everywhere.

There's one around here that

does defense satellites.

- That sounds

very significant.

- Police

are investigating

and they think the culprits

are still in the area.

- Should we be scared?

- Tough girls like you, what

do you have to be scared of?

- I'm sure there's

no immediate danger,

but it would probably

be a good idea to make

sure your cars are locked

and your eyes are open.

- Should we be scared?

- If you see something, say

something and let me know.

I'm around if anyone needs me.

- Watch it.

- It's heavier

than I thought it was.

- All

right, here we go.

- Mr. Axel.

- Just Axel, what's going on?

- There were these

two guys in the alley

and they buried something,

they had a white van.

- Calm down, let's

just go check it out

and see what we're

dealing, okay, come on.

Hey Miss, don't go in there.

That's not a good exit, Miss!

- Why, why, why!

It said exit, it said exit!

- Hmm.

Look, y'all just stay here okay.

- They hid it under

that piece of wood.

- Um, is this what you saw?

All right, look let's just

go and keep this safe.

Let's head on back.

- They're so sloppy, with their

routine like that,

they'll never win.

- Not against us.

- She can't even do

a cartwheel right.

- See that girl right

there, thunder thighs.

- See that

one, daddy long legs.

- You guys are so mean.

- Truth hurts.

- See her hair, totally fake.

- Fake

hair, fake personality.

- See their outfits, awful.

- Those colors don't even match.

- It's so bad, let's

just go downstairs.

Point your toes.

Go, go, go.

Balance ladies,

balance, balance.

Balance.

Do it.

- F***ing cheerleaders.

What is this?

A pom-pom.

Girls, so you want to play.

We'll play.

Hey.

- Yeah just checking

on your last gig.

Yes, the insurance

company was very generous.

- Yeah.

- You've got it

under control right?

- Everything's good.

- You got it handled.

- There's a

small bump in the road.

- I've got to deliver on Sunday.

- Yeah, we got it.

- I told you these

guys are nuts.

- Got it under

control, no problem.

Okay.

I'll get you and

your little dog too.

- Yeah boss, I

got eyes on the place.

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