Cheerleader Chainsaw Chicks Page #4

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It should be no problem at all.

We got some cheerleaders

and some camp manager.

Some hillbilly

hick looking type.

A cowboy hat.

We should make

quick work of him.

Yeah, no problem.

Yeah I see another

cheerleader now.

This place is gonna

be easy to take down.

I think, I think she's

eating a cucumber.

- Michelle come look at this.

- Oh come on.

Is that what a real

lumber Jack looks like?

- We should go talk to him.

- Oh okay,

here's another one.

I don't know what the

hell she is doing though.

She's walking into

the theater now.

And then she walked right out.

I'm gonna go check the

other side of the camp.

- Hey come on.

- That's the chick

that was eating the cucumber.

Yeah boss, your plan is perfect.

They're all gonna be inside

at this 80s dance party.

- How we looking?

- That should be a

fun time tonight.

- Yeah I've never been

to an 80s party before.

- And that's it,

that's all right.

Just like last

year, they'll come.

Baby, please be my baby

- I'm looking forward to it.

- Yeah, let's get in

there, I'm excited.

- Boys, boys, come

on, come on, let's go.

The party's starting, let's go.

This dance and late at night

I want to feel your body

I'm gonna flood you in

- You coming?

You coming, all right.

- All right guys, grab a mask.

Put one on.

- All right, what we got?

- Let's go, grab

a mask, let's go.

- Oh that's a good one bro.

- What is this, why

I got to wear this?

- Put it on!

- I look like a

girl with this thing on.

- Fine

don't wear one then.

- I got to wear it,

they can't see my face.

- Let's go

move it, out, out!

- Hey y'all,

this is a party.

Now I know we only

got a couple people

here yet, but they're coming.

So get up, let's get down

here, and let's party!

Turn the music up.

Oh baby

You make me come alive

Oh make me, you

make me come alive

You make me, you

make me, you make me

You make me come alive

I see you across the floor

Our eyes meet and

then there's more

A feeling takes control

You've got my soul alive

- Come

on guys, move it!

My body, it starts to shake

My heart pounds

for goodness sake

My temperature

was up and down

And my head is spinning

round and round

I'm floating up near the sky

I'll tell you why

You make me come alive

Oh make me, you

make me come alive

You make me, you

make me, you make me,

You make me come alive

I feel like I'm hypnotized

But I've never felt so alive

The music it starts to pound

And the room is

moving up down

I'm flying to the mile high

And I'll tell you why

You make me come alive

Oh make me, you

make me come alive

You make me, you make me,

you make me come alive

Oh make me, you

make me come alive

- That was so much fun.

I haven't danced

like that in a while.

I'm gonna go get

something out of my car.

- All right, I'm gonna go check

on Theo, I'll be right back.

- Theo.

Axel, Axel, they took Theo!

They took Theo!

- Girls, what's going on?

- Please help, we shouldn't

have taken their stuff.

- They left a ransom note.

- Trade dog for our

stuff, 5:
30 tomorrow, here.

Poor little guy.

- All right look, listen,

listen, come here, come here.

Listen, we're gonna get

Theo back I promise okay.

- Okay.

- What I need you guys to do is,

I need you to go back

to your room right now

and I'm gonna try

to work on a plan.

- Okay.

- All right.

- At least we know he's gonna be

okay until tomorrow all right.

- Really?

- How could you be so heartless.

- All right girls, girls go

back to y'alls rooms okay.

I'm gonna come up

with a plan and we're

gonna get Theo back, all right?

This reminds me of that

time I shot that groundhog.

Yeah.

I got it.

- Axel has a plan okay.

Are you okay?

- No, leave me alone.

I can't believe he's gone.

- He's not gone.

- Should have never come here.

Should have never brought Theo.

- Oh!

- Mr. Johnson told

me to use this shower

because mine was out of order.

Are you guys okay?

What's the matter,

what happened?

- They took Theo.

- They took your dog?

Who would do that?

- They want an exchange.

- We were sunbathing when we

saw these guys in the alley,

and then they hid something,

and then they saw us,

and then we went told

Axel, and then we got it,

and then they took

Theo, and now he's gone.

- What you gonna do?

- Axel has a plan, it's

just no particular one.

- Well I will help you.

Let me take this off my face

and I'm gonna talk to you.

We'll get your dog.

- I got it.

- You know what,

I want to take a chainsaw

to those guys that took Theo.

- I don't blame you,

but violence is

never the answer.

- Guys.

- Okay

look, Theo wouldn't

want us laying

around crying right?

- Right, he's strong

and so are we.

- Hey so we got

this, let's do it.

- Come on.

- Thanks for coming girls.

Now, this is our camp and we're

gonna get Mr. Theo

back, I promise.

And here's how.

By a show of hands, how many

of you been groundhog hunting?

All right better

question, how many

of y'all know what

a ground hog is?

Just, just know basically

the point is you got

to get there before

the groundhog, and

you got to be ready.

Now this plan that

I have come up with

has a job for each of you, okay?

Here's what's going down.

Everything was checked

and double checked.

I've dealt with low

lives before and I knew

I had to come up with

something they wouldn't expect.

They didn't know who

they were dealing with.

Axel Johnson, the fourth.

Tension in the air was so thick,

even the dogs were

getting antsy.

Just like I told the girls

about the groundhogs,

I knew they'd be coming early.

AJ had been out front all

morning watching, just in case.

I had set up the meeting

to our advantage.

The girls were ready and

waiting at strategic points.

Pamela was supposed

to be on the gate,

Andrea was in the

palm fronds, and that

Yugoslavia cheerleader was

in the other palm fronds.

Even one of those

promoters was standing by.

He was itching to tag on it.

I'd managed to get

the place pretty much

emptied out to minimize

any collateral damage.

Attention all Camp Cheer

finalists, the hospitality

suite has been set up for

you at the high school.

We hope you all have a good

time exploring our town.

Remember you don't have

to be back until dark.

Anyway, I was ready.

The final cars were leaving.

I can, I can feel 'em.

- All right guys,

here's the plan.

We're gonna double cross them.

- What do you mean?

- We told them 5:30 arrival,

let's get there at 3:30.

You know what scratch that,

make it three o'clock.

- Okay.

- Give me one second.

Yeah.

- They're gone, all

right great thanks.

- Who was that?

- That was Nick and Vic, I had

them early doing a stakeout.

We're gonna go in

and out real quick.

All right got it, let's go.

Let's go, let's go right

now, let's do this.

- We got this,

everybody just stay

calm and stick to the plan.

Since AJ was mayor,

he done had two kids

and had been baiting a

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