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- Yes.

- F*** you.

Get your f***ing hands off me you nobody

you f***ing loser.

- You're the f***ing nobody.

- Get out of my space b*tch.

You don't deserve me, get the f*** off

of yourself.

- Imagine you're wearing

a pair of shoes,

kick them off, and we're gonna put on

a brand new pair of shoes, they're heavy

they're dirty, they're dark,

these shoes are called pain,

lace them up.

Every horrible thing

that you've been through,

heartbreak, deceit, cheating, lies,

people that call themselves

your friends.

We all have this,

we all have BS.

Honor it, sink into it.

Without that pain, you're nothing.

- Oh my god killer workout uh?

- Yeah.

- God, Keith always kicks my ass.

- Yeah it's my first time here but--

- Yeah don't you just love

his philosophy about pain?

It just like makes me

wanna like cut myself,

you know, just like the old days.

(laughing)

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

God, are you a model?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- I just got signed.

- I knew I was gonna

meet another model today.

- You did?

- Yeah I had a dream about it.

Isn't that crazy?

What's your name?

- Irene.

- Hi, I'm Spring.

- Nice to meet you.

- It's so nice to meet you.

Oh.

Oops.

- Sorry

- Really good job that was today.

- Thank you so much,

oh you dropped your shoes,

those are duck shoes,

quack quack quack quack,

throw 'em some bread.

(laughing)

kidding.

God I would love some bread right now.

Hmm, what's your number,

we should hangout.

- Hello?

Hey you, you, hey!

Hi, hum hi,

do you have these in an extra small?

'cause this small is

like running way too big.

- Okay, I'd suggest actually

sticking with that size,

it's gonna shrink up in the wash.

- What did you just say to me?

Did you just call me fat?

Can I see a manager please?

Can I see a real person?

- [Irene] I'm a real person.

- I'm not talking to you b*tch.

- Hi.

- Hi, I need an extra small.

- Extra small.

- Oh, thank got, thank God,

Jesus, you should really

watch who you have

working here.

- I know, so cute.

- I know right, I love them.

- Absolutely, love them.

- Fix your head b*tch.

- Come with me.

- You've been here seven years right?

- Yeah.

- You're never fed up?

- No,

I'm pretty easy going.

- Oh.

- Yeah.

I was out jogging the other day,

and I turned the corner

and there was this guy,

on a lazy chair eating

cat food out of a bowl,

it's f***ed up but I felt

like Buddha in the city

seeing reality.

And I just promised

myself that I'd appreciate

what I have.

- Cool.

I guess.

- Yeah, you should try that.

- You're not, the type to be angry?

- No, I'm not the angry type,

I've been smoking pot

since elementary school.

- You got fired?

- Yeah.

- Seriously?

- Why?

- From my day job, not a

modeling gig, just my day job,

and selling clothes.

- It sounds like a terrible job.

- It's really not, it's

not a terrible job.

I, whatever, thank you so

much for picking me up today.

- Thank you, Oh my god

I need more girlfriends

seriously, you know like

girls are just so hard

to be friends with you

just can't trust them,

like one second they're

like your best friend

and the next minute they're

just like a total b*tch,

you know, hold on, I gotta text Hartley.

- Oh who's Hartley?

- He's my boyfriend.

- Oh.

- Do you have a boyfriend?

- No I don't.

- Do you want one?

- Not really no.

- Have you never been in love?

- No.

- Really?

- Never, never.

- I think I'm in love with Hartley.

- Oh, you think or you know?

- I know.

- What does he do?

- He's a self taught physical trainer,

and he's an actor, like aspiring,

and he's a poet.

- It's a lot of stuff.

- Yeah, he's sort of

like a renaissance man.

(laughing)

You know.

Hey girl.

- Hey girl hey!

- It's beautiful out here.

- I know.

- I'm coming down.

You should spend the

night, do you want to?

- Yeah.

- Yeah and then we can

get up in the morning

really early and go to the gym.

- I'd love to.

- Yeah, amazing.

Okay, so we'll get up at six, and go.

Oh and you can meet Hartley.

- Okay.

- Perfect.

That'll be perfect.

- Whose place is this?

- Oh it's my dad's,

but he's never here he

has like six places.

He's like a publisher,

something boring like that.

(chuckling)

Nice view huh?

- [Irene] Yeah, not bad.

- Thanks dad.

- Wow, this is really stunning.

- Thank you.

- You have perfect eye position,

there's not too much white.

- Yeah, this is one like, my first job.

I was so nervous, my God.

This I was so young here, I had a perm.

- I think you're young now.

- I feel like I'm so old.

But you're sweet for saying.

- I could never get these shots.

- Yeah, you could, with

the right makeup artist,

right stylist, anything can happen,

and you're so beautiful also.

- Thank you.

- Okay, I'm gonna go shower,

make yourself comfortable,

help yourself to the fridge.

- Okay.

- Okay.

You need anything?

- No, I don't think so.

- Okay, sleep tight, don't

let the bed bugs bite.

- Okay.

- Wake up, we're leaving in 10 minutes.

Hello, wake up wake up

wake up, are you up?

Okay get ready.

57, 67, 68.

- Hey baby.

- Hartley hi!

I missed you how are you?

- Good how are you?

- Oh you're all sweaty.

- You look great in pink.

- Thank you, I feel so strong today,

I did 69 weights.

- 69?

- Yeah, I mean reps not 69 pounds.

- Woah.

- But you can do 69 pounds, right?

- Well, I know what I can do.

- Shut up.

- Okay.

- Water's fine.

I just wanna sit down and

have a glass of water.

- What else should we get?

Tartufos?

Hmm.

- No, I'm not having a Sigoni,

I'm not having a tartufo, no truffle.

- Do you know that when

the universe reaches

zero degree kelvin,

there's gonna be a cascade.

Do you know what that means?

- No I don't know anything

about interstellar physics.

- The big freeze, everything frozen,

do you know how cold that is,

that's like negative

459.67 degrees Fahrenheit.

That's like cold like

they don't make coats

for that kind of weather,

not even in Russia,

so get ready, we're getting tartufo.

Can we get the

tartufo tasting menu also?

I told you you were hungry.

Please eat the whole thing.

- You're not having any?

- My stomach's acting funny.

- I thought you were gonna live it up,

you know, talking about

black holes and stuff.

- Watching you eat is like living it up.

- Okay.

- Here's some more wine.

- No I'm okay on wine.

Wait no I'm okay, I'm good on wine.

- Cheers.

Oh wow I was thirsty.

Don't waste it, drink up.

I mean there's a whole bottle.

- Yeah, one glass is my limit,

I've already had one.

- Yeah.

We're having fun though

we're celebrating.

- Okay but I don't wanna get plastered.

- Come on Irene,

stop being so drunk,

you're knocking over

all the cupcakes, hmm,

it's so f***ing good,

holy sh*t.

(cracking)

- Wait.

Wait.

(speaking in a foreign language)

- What?

- I can't eat this.

- I don't know that language.

- I can't eat this.

- Well I found eggs.

- Those are not eggs.

- They're egg whites

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