Cheung booi (My Young Auntie AKA Fangs of the Tigress) Page #5

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- put you at a gross disadvantage?

- Not really.

- No, I use sword too.

- Western sword?

Chinese sword.

Props department, Chinese sword.

Hold it.

Lady power, very fierce.

Come on...go men.

This is called the Lazy Shave.

Want to fight with me?

Beat him up...

Ah Tao, how can you fight others...

with such a short knife?

Hold it.

No, don't ruin my image

Robin Hood used this kind of knife.

What's wrong?

Cover me, shoot the arrow.

Bingo.

I kill him.

Young Master.

Robin Hood, how come

your archery skill is so bad?

Water skin.

Bad.

Kill.

Kill

How're you doing?

I'm finished.

Grand auntie.

Don't move.

Grand auntie

Grand auntie, it's me, Robin Hood.

- It's you.

- How're you doing? Are you alright?

The police are here.

Go.

The police are here, run.

Don't move.

Police, what's wrong?

What's going on?

Don't move

Take all these weird guys

to the living room.

... for questioning.

Alright.

- Ah Tao, what's wrong?

- Shall we go?

Yes.

Let's go.

Stand straight.

Sir, please proceed.

I'm the Regional Detective...

He is deputy only.

I'm the Regional Detective.

I've heard that you're...

having a...

Party.

You're just using having a party

... as a cover up

for selling opium.

Correct?

No.

- What did they say?

- No.

No? Still not admitting?

We're good students.

Why'd we take drugs?

They are good people.

All criminals are like this.

You're right. Lock them all up.

We don't have such a big cell.

What're we going to do?

Then just get two as reported.

Yu...

Yu Tao, Jing Dai Nan,

which one are you?

Which one are you?

Come out quickly.

- I am.

- I am.

There's an informant saying that...

you're disguised as a foreigner and selling

opium here.

- No, impossible.

- Impossible.

She's in it too.

You too.

- I am not.

- Take them away.

Stop shouting...

Take the two away.

Finished?

You're looking for Master?

(Good Fortune)

Yes, when is he coming back?

What's the matter?

Master's back.

Good timing.

Master, Ah Tao's been arrested

by the police.

- Yes.

- Ah Tao's been arrested by the police?

Was he fighting with others?

You guys are causing

trouble all the time.

Which police station?

Western District.

Ah Choi, give this to Auntie.

She's got caught too.

What, Auntie too...

What's going on?

What's the matter?

Why are you catching the wrong people?

Not my fault, talk to the Detective.

Stop shouting...

Who else are reporting cases?

- Where's Yu Tao, please?

- Inside.

Mr. Policeman...

- Where's my Auntie and my son?

- That way.

Auntie, Yu Tao.

We are innocent.

What have you done?

They aren't.

Isn't that auntie and my son?

What are they guilty of?

They...

What have they done?

- Fighting.

- Fighting.

- They've been fighting.

- That way for fighting.

Uncle, they said Charlie sold opium.

Damn nonsense.

Why did you say he sold opium?

Which two?

My Auntie and my son.

What are their names?

Jing Dai Nan, Yu Tao.

You are related to drug dealers.

Don't talk nonsense.

I am a proper business man.

What's the matter?

What's your name?

My name is Yu Jing Chuen.

So you are the family of a drug dealer.

(Weed out the wicked...)

What did you say?

Family of a drug dealer.

Did he get things right?

Did he get things right?

How come these policemen

are so stupid.

They obviously are two foreigners...

and they still say that they are my family

Would you believe it?

Are you sure you got it right?

We were having a masquerade,

and it was fun.

Everyone disguised himself

as a foreigner.

The two of them disguised themselves like

this.

Yes.

- Daddy.

- Jing Chuen.

- Oh, Auntie, Ah Tao?

- That's us.

Ah Tao, you bastard

and your friends too

Playing such a joke on her

... getting her into such trouble!

Detective, they are students

from Hong Kong,

... they wouldn't sell opium.

Right.

There was an informant.

I ask you where is the witness?

No witness.

Evidence?

No evidence.

Nonsense.

Right, detective.

No witness, no evidence

You can't detain people like this.

You can't detain people like this...

Why not?

You can't detain people without

any proof of crime.

Does it mean that they have to

be released?

Release them first.

Alright, as Assistant Detective

pleads for you

... I'll let you go for the time being.

- Alright, that's the deal, I'll be going.

- Bye.

Ah Tao, let's go.

Uncle, you're great.

Let's go home.

You scumbag.

You're...

-Ah Choi.

-Don't move.

You're punished to stand on the ladder.

What's that?

This ladder is used for...

punishing naughty kids.

He can come down himself.

No, he can't.

Ah Tao, hold this.

Uncle Choi, good show.

- What are you talking about?

- Not a bad performance.

Let him go.

- The deeds.

- What?

Those deeds.

Master, look.

What's the matter?

Auntie.

Nothing has been taken;

except Uncle's deed is missing!

Never mind.

If nothing else is lost then it's OK.

Ah Tao, do you know

to whom the deeds belong?

To second Uncle.

Yes, they were his when he was alive.

Now they are your dad's.

Daddy, are you second

grand uncle's beneficiary?

Yes, your 2nd grand uncle

didn't want his inheritance

... to be given to your 3rd grand uncle.

Third grand uncle?

Just now when you were having a party

... were people fighting?

Then someone asked me

to go to the police station.

This is a trap.

Jing Chuen, it's them.

We'll report to the police immediately.

It's too late.

They've gone back

to their hometown already.

Then we'll go back immediately

...and get everyone to look for them.

It's no use.

Your grand uncle has got great power

in the hometown.

Moreover the deeds and the will...

have all been stolen by them.

Then we have no evidence?

Then we'll go back and grab it back.

Right, that's the only way.

Jing Chuen, let's start off immediately.

Auntie, third uncle has many men

in the hometown.

I'm afraid that just the three of us...

Don't be afraid, we've got uncle,

second uncle, third uncle

... a total of six people.

I suppose we can win.

That's enough, let's go.

Daddy, I'll look for uncle,

second uncle, third uncle

Damn,

I've forgotten that among the six of us

... only you and I know kung fu.

Your daddy doesn't know kung fu.

Why not?

My daddy's brother

are very good in kung fu.

You know, when...

I was young

I used to practice kung fu

but now...

I'm too old for it.

Yes.

That's not a problem,

you've got the foundation.

Practice a bit, and you can be up to it.

Good morning, boss.

See if this works.

Work hard.

- I'm going to have some breakfast.

- Hurry.

Uncle, how are you?

Ah Tao, you're back?

Yes, on holiday.

Uncle, I've brought a lady to see you.

- A lady?

- Yes.

Here she is.

This lady is almost the same

height as you.

Yes.

Brother.

Very beautiful.

When are you two going to get married?

Brother, this is the second wife of second

uncle.

Second Auntie.

Second Auntie.

Second Auntie.

Jing Fook,

I've come all the way to see you...

Are you bullied by someone?

Tell me and I'll teach him a lesson.

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