Chevalier Page #4

You don't love me and

you're ungrateful.

Are you crazy?

- Oh, I'm crazy?

- Are you?

- I've lost my mind?

- Yes, you've totally lost your mind.

I've lost my mind? Is that it?

Calm down, now!

You better believe it!

- You better believe it.

- Calm down.

Our business is over. You and me,

we're over. We're through.

Nothing's over, you dog.

And you know what? You'll win.

But you won't actually win anything.

Even if you win, it doesn't mean

you're the best in general.

We'll win together.

- We'll win together?

- You and me.

Together.

Okay?

Sixth place Yannis, fifth Dimitris.

Fourth Yorgos.

Third Nikolaou.

Second Christos, first: the Doctor.

6th place:
Nikolaou,

5th:
the Doctor...

- The Doctor in 5th place?

- Yes.

Number 4, Dimitris.

3rd Yorgos, 2nd:
Christos.

1st place:
Yannis.

Yannis?

Why not Christos in first?

I don't know Christos.

Sometimes I think he's the best, and

other times he confuses me.

I'm torn between him and the

Doctor for first.

Now that I think of it, I believe

he deserves first place.

Christos doesn't deserve first.

Don't even consider it.

Like I said, I'm not sure.

I don't know him, it's

his first trip with us.

I might change my

predictions later.

It's just that his room is neat,

and he's very polite.

You?

Whom would you put in first place?

I don't know. Yet.

I still put Yannis first.

I'm sure about it.

The food was tasteless.

- Are you OK?

- Yeah...

But I'd like to keep that

between us.

- It could happen to anyone.

- I know.

But let's keep it

between us, okay?

Okay.

Thanks.

Don't worry.

Winds are mild rising to moderate,

3 to 5 Beaufort scale.

The sea will be disturbed, later a bit

disturbed, and then disturbed.

Thank you.

Does anyone want anything

from the kitchen?

I'm going to grab a bite. I'm hungry.

Sea's a little bumpy today.

Yes, it is.

We will dock at Faliro Marina, Athens,

in approximately two hours.

Thank you.

You're sure you don't

need anything else?

Yes. Thank you for everything.

As always you were excellent.

And as always I thank you

for your trust.

- If anything does come up...

- We won't need you.

I wish you a pleasant rest.

I hope everything goes well,

and you win.

That's what I wish you.

Thank you.

You two are not dismissed yet.

I'll need you for one or

two more days.

One or two, Doctor?

Either one or two. I don't know.

Maybe three.

Maybe 20.

- Is it important?

- Of course not.

It's just about the provisions.

I'll be giving you a list of

what we'll need.

Certainly.

That will be all.

Hello.

Hi, how are you?

Fine.

Have you arrived?

No, and we're going to be late.

Tomorrow afternoon we'll try to

set out again, and we'll see...

Okay.

Is it very windy?

Quite.

But don't worry.

There's no reason to worry.

It's just that I wanted to be

home today, to see you.

I've missed you.

Have you missed me?

Sure. I've missed you.

Do you love me?

Yes, I love you.

Are you sure everything's okay there?

Yes. Everything's fine.

You? Any news?

Nothing much.

They came to clear out

the garden today.

The rose bushes will die soon,

if we don't do something...

Darling,

speak up, I can't hear you.

I said, the men who came

today for the garden,

said the rose bushes need attention.

We have to adjust the watering system

and see if the oleanders

need pruning...

So. I will now...

make a call to my mother.

Wait, sorry, I'm not ready.

- That's the default RINGTONE, right?

- Yes.

It's been like that

since I got it.

Is that the sound of a frog?

- No.

- What is it?

A telephone sound.

An electronic sound.

Why did you choose that RINGTONE?

My son went into the settings,

and he chose it.

Someone may give you an awful shirt,

but once you put it on,

the bad choice is no longer theirs,

but yours.

That's correct.

I wasn't making excuses.

And in any case, it's not

the sound of a frog,

it's a simple electronic sound.

Of a frog.

Excuse me, but maybe he

hasn't changed it

to not upset his son.

Precisely.

Just a moment. We're asking Yorgos,

We're not asking you.

I didn't answer. I only hypothesized.

No, no. A specific question

was put to Yorgos,

and Yorgos should answer.

I didn't answer, I only

hypothesized. Right?

Dimitris's hypothesis was correct.

You're a very beautiful woman.

Why is such a beautiful woman

here alone...

by the road, at this hour?

No spare tire? Well,

that is a problem!

Let's see if there's anything

I can do to fix it.

Let's see. It's difficult.

It's difficult but let's see.

Yorgos?

Yorgos?

Are you asleep?

I've got a beautiful erection,

enduring and engorged.

Open up, let me show you.

Yorgos?

Yannis?

Go call that geometry professor,

I've got something for him.

Whoever wants to,

can come out and get f***ed.

Come on, I don't have all night.

I'm too busy!

Do you want me to f*** you?

I have a really great erection.

Do you want me to f*** you?

Come now, drink this.

One crazy night in Lilliput City,

In the purple Lilliput City...

In the cake-shop of the

Sugar-saurus...

I was throwing doughnuts in

the air for you!

And you spread jam all over me!

So get ready because I'm

coming back...

to Lilliput City!

Get ready because I'm coming back

to Lilliput City!

I thought you were exaggerating,

but you were right.

He does snore loudly.

Of course he may have a

sinus problem,

or infected adenoids.

I'm sure he's started smoking again.

Earlier I saw cigarettes and a

lighter on his desk.

Silk Cut?

Yes. You saw them too?

They're not his. They're mine.

I forgot them on deck and he

probably noticed them.

- You smoke?

- Shhhh...

You smoke?

I smoke. A little.

There's drool on the pillow.

Next, please.

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

- How are you today?

- Fine.

You seem a little pale.

I'm fine.

Roll up your sleeve please.

Done.

Would you like some orange juice?

No, I'm okay.

Next please.

Who's next?

Good morning, Dimitris.

Have a seat.

Roll up your sleeve.

Make a fist,

and take a deep breath.

Sorry, sorry...

I need some time.

It's nothing.

Just a little prick.

Turn the other way,

so you don't see the needle.

Like that.

I don't want to give blood.

Can I not give blood?

Of course...

but realize there

will be consequences.

Please try.

It's a shame if you don't.

It won't hurt, trust me. It's nothing.

I have a recent chest X-ray.

I can have it brought

here if you want.

Don't be afraid.

It will only take a moment.

No, I can't do it,

I'm sorry, I can't.

All right... listen.

Sit.

Sit.

Close your eyes.

And I'll apply a special ointment.

It burns a bit, but then you

won't feel anything.

Okay?

Close your eyes.

Now I'll apply the special

ointment, okay?

You lied to me!

I knew you'd lie to me.

That wasn't fair.

I was straight with you,

but you weren't.

That wasn't nice.

Your behavior is appalling.

Forgive me. I apologize.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

Dimitris?

Why the hell are you smoking?

I just started now.

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