Chhote Sarkar Page #3

Want some milk as bribe?

Suppose I let you go inside, will

you let me have some milk as bribe?

That's the dialect of my state!

Which district are you from?!

I'm from Ghausi. - Ghausi, eh?!

You're my neighbour, in that case!

I come from Handia!

- Never mind. We'll do that later.

Tell me something, Mr Gardener..

- Mr Gardener?!

Let's make it plain gardener then..

Is the boss in?

No. He's gone out of a walk.

Is his daughter there?

- She's in the house.

Tell you what.. She's fabulous!

Have you noticed her figure?

You understand the word, don't you?

She's got a great figure!

Whenever I set my eyes on her..

..I have this urge to carry her away

to my village and marry her there!

And I will..

- You're fit to be her father..

..how can you do anything

of the sort? That's my department!

And what are you making

those crazy gestures for?

A mere milkman with

a tongue that wags so much!

When you've opened up with me,

let me reveal everything to you, too!

No thank you!

- I'm no milkman, my friend.

There you are..

I'm in love with that girl.

I've tried my best to lure her,

but she just doesn't take the bait.

So I thought I'd write

a love-letter to her.

You're from my part of the country.

Just reach this letter to her, okay?

Reach it, eh? Just watch where

I make every other person reach!

Daddy.

Daddy.

Why is she calling you "Daddy"?

Because she's my daughter.

- What was that?! Your daughter?!

You should have told me then!

Why were you fibbing me?

I must know who's the father,

who's the brother and so on..

Who's that gentleman, by the way?

- Who's that?

How dare he get into our house?

And what's this?

This is.. Actually..

I won't spare him now!

- You're simply getting worked up!

Actually, that's the manner in which

I used to write to your mother, too!

What? - That's true.

But I always went empty-handed.

And this chap has brought milk..

Take a look now.. - What's wrong?

I'd always thought that I

was the biggest fraud in the world.

But this chap has outdone me, too!

Hey, sir.

Am I a dog that you make

those noises to draw my attention?!

What are you saying, sir? I actually

came over to give you some good news.

Your days have changed for the better!

What are you talking about?

- It's true, Sir!

Stopping looking at

those girlie-pictures, sir.

The most beautiful girl in the world

is about to enter your life today!

In fact, she'll even give

you something when she comes.

How are you so sure?

- I dreamt of it, sir.

You idiot!

How can dreams ever come true?!

Mine always do, sir..

Ask everybody at the camp!

Whatever I've dreamt

for them has always come true!

But tell me something..

What will the girl give me?

I can't tell you that, sir.

- Now look..

Should you refuse to tell me,

I'll have you rusticated!

You can't do that, sir. - Why not?

Because my dream

is about to come true.

Besides, what about those

dirty pictures you're watching..

Come in.

Good morning, sir.

"The most beautiful girl in the world

is about to enter your life today"

She'll even give you something.

May I come in?

- Certainly do.. do come in!

Come in, come in. - Hello, sir.

I've been watching

you for many days now, sir.

Me? - Yes, sir.

You're such a nice man.. So decent!

You're so disciplined..

I really admire you.

What a contrast there

is between you and the..

It's embarrassing

to explain this, sir..

How can I tell you, sir..

But please read this letter.

"Don't be angry,

when you read this letter, darling"

"It's my heart that I present

to you as words in this letter"

"Believe me, darling.."

"..ever since I've seen you,

my heart has known no peace"

"The glances I throw at you

must even be making you angry.."

"Isn't that true?

But please don't be angry.."

"That's my love for you, darling..

Just my love, and nothing else"

"Consider my love to be a present

from me and accept it, darling"

"Thank you so much..

Thanks a million, darling"

Have you read it, sir?

- Ofcourse, I've read it!

I want a reply for it right now, sir.

Right now, eh? - That's right.

Sure. I'll let you have it.

Why delay a good thing?

Here's the letter you wrote..

And here's my reply!

What an insolent man you are!

I ask you to respond

to a student's misbehaviour..

..and you reply with

a proposal to marry me!

That's right.

- What a cheapster you are!

No, no, I.. - Shut up.

I am going to meet your major.

What's this letter about?

- That which you've read, sir.

Shut up.

Had you been in my shoes,

and had she sought a reply..

..you'd have responded

just as I did in this case.

I only happened to misunderstand

the situation, sir.

Stop "you-ing" him and call

Rohit who wrote the letter to me!

Rohit?

I understand the whole thing now, sir.

The whole episode is

the handiwork of Rohit..

..who, to save his skin,

told me that a girl would visit me..

..and who would give me something!

How was I to know that she'd

give me a letter written by him?!

He is a fraud, sir. Call Rohit, sir.

Sir, did you call me?

Is it true that you went to her place

and delivered this letter to her?

Just a minute, sir..

Quietly give me the kiss, or else..

Shut up!

I don't know this girl, sir!

I haven't written any letter to her!

If you have any doubts about

my character ask Mr Kadak Singh!

He knows me since the

days I moved about in shorts!

But where's the connection

between your shorts and this letter?

You've been making one false

accusation after another against me!

You've been making one false

accusation after another against me!

Read the letter again, sir!

Is that my handwriting?

Could I ever be so poetic!

No; this is Anwar's handwriting!

- Then call Anwar over, sir!

Where are you going?

- I'm waiting for him!

Welcome! Welcome, Anwar!

- Greetings, Sir.

You're a terrific writer, Anwar.

- Thank you, Sir.

You have a great handwriting!

- Thank you, Sir!

You'd better straighten up now..

..and tell us whether you

wrote this letter to this lady here.

I didn't address it to her, Sir.

- Then?

Actually, in appreciation of the

great love this chap has for her..

..and dedicated the letter to him.

If you act smart, I'll tell everyone

what happened to you in the bus!

Don't be scared, Anwar..

Tell him the truth!

Who wrote the letter to her?

I wrote the letter, sir.

- He's lying!

Keep out of this!

Are you trying to scare my friend?

Who took the letter to her place?

- I did!

It wasn't him, sir..

- What he says is true, sir.

You appear to be naive,

but you're a real rascal!

You'll be punished for this!

- Thank you, sir.

Come on, run!

Keep your hands up!

Anwar, my friend! How are you?!

I will never forgive you, Rohit!

If you have any respect for me..

..don't tell anyone

what I had to face in the bus!

How can you say that, Anwar?

Have I told anyone till today..

..as to what you had

to face in the theatre?

Double-up, Anwar.. Just run along!

And just see how I

avenge your humiliation.

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