ChickLit
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 96 min
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Be very scared.
It's a difficult decision.
You've bloody well
done it again.
I was keeping him out,
you idiot.
One is allowed to make
a mistake on occasion.
One is not. One is supposed
to stop bloody Justin
ruining us again.
Gentlemen, what
happened to fair play?
It died the day you were born.
Last domino.
Spawn of the devil.
I can't go!
That must be uncomfortable.
[Chuckles]
I suppose I better, then.
[Laughing]
Come on, come on, pay up.
To them that hath
shall be given.
There you are,
bloated capitalist pig.
Don't hate the player,
hate the game.
No, no, I like the game.
Drinks, anyone?
Whilst you're up, Chris.
Guys, sorry,
there's a bit of a glitch.
Run out of beer?
Yes.
A pump without beer,
now there's
an interesting concept.
Is everything all right?
It's fine, it's just another
cock-up with the delivery.
- Won't happen again.
- Don't worry.
I'm feeling flush.
Let's have a bottle
of their second cheapest claret.
I want beer.
I want and never get.
Exactly.
We'll have some cashews,
as well, please.
Oh, in that case, yes.
You to me.
Good night?
They ran out of beer.
[Woman]
How awful.
Something's not right.
Did you win?
98 pence down.
Poor darling.
Is it Justin again?
I've worked out what it is.
When he goes home first and has
he's easy meat.
When he comes straight
on from school,
he's like the dominoes
equivalent
of Stephen Hawking.
What are you reading?
Oh, dear.
[Chuckles]
Oh, dear, what?
After returning
from a horrid day in court,
I had the pleasure
of scraping dog poo
with a toothbrush
that I hope I've thrown away.
This was followed
by a rugby match
masquerading as dinner,
then the existential
hell of bath and bedtime.
You have your dominoes.
This is my relaxation.
- Sorry.
- Yes.
Oh!
Oh, Geoffrey!
It's bad enough us
stocking the wretched book,
you don't actually
have to read it, as well.
You'll get high
on your own supply.
It's research.
Ten pages is all I managed.
How many copies
of the new Zadie Smith
- did we sell last week?
- Four.
- And of "she came in chains"?
- Fifty-three.
Including one
to lady Fermley-Cadwaller.
Who said it was
for her granddaughter,
when she was clearly lying.
Can't argue with
your figures, darling.
Nope, but I can argue
with its complete lack
of literary merit.
Which, of course, I concede.
And I can argue in its depiction
of all women as needing
dominated.
Doesn't stop me reading it,
now does it?
Didn't stop me from reading
"lady chatterley."
Yeah, but that was
great literature.
- Was it?
- Yes.
The act of carnality as
an explosion of sensuality,
expression of new wisdom
in the ultimate life
and love experience.
It was about having
sex in a shed.
Was it Miller who said
"it's all this cold-hearted
f***ing, that is death and idiocy"?
See, that's what's so despicable
- is the cold-hearted...
- Stop pontificating.
Read your Hollinghurst.
Don't stress.
[Sighs]
Very childish.
Very, very childish.
[Chuckles]
Do you really get any pleasure
out of reading
that ill-formed garbage?
Pleasure?
Let me think.
Do you mean am I going
to leap on you tonight
demanding that you have
your wicked way with me?
Hmm. Highly unlikely.
I have to take Sarah to have
her nits checked, first thing.
But if you mean
do I derive pleasure
from not having to engage
emotionally or intellectually,
then, yes.
Well, doesn't it worry you
more stylishly than...
[Chuckles]
"Lydia Lovemore"?
wrote some of this stuff,
I can tell you.
What Lydia doesn't know
about BDSM
- isn't worth knowing.
- BD what?
"Bondage discipline,
sadism and masochism."
Don't you know anything?
I'm proud to say I don't.
That's because you
haven't read the book.
And in answer
to your earlier question,
yes, I do want to be enslaved,
corrupted, beaten
and humiliated,
but not by you, darling.
worrying about sentence
construction.
It's the basis
of all good writing.
Well, that's a big rich,
coming from someone
who's been planning
that great novel
since the first day we met.
The syntax may leave
something to be desired.
But at least Lydia
gets on her ass
and actually writes something.
After the nit parade,
I'm off to London
to see my dodgy client, then
I'm taking Zoe out to tea,
and don't forget it's dad-and-son
karate after school.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Mom, dad said a rude word.
Oh, forgive him, darling, he's nervous
about being humiliated by you.
Don't you want some
superior reading matter?
I have a zoo-page brief,
but thanks for the thought.
- When will you be back?
- In time for the women's institute.
- What?
- They're holding a special lecture...
"how to avoid rope burns
in bondage situations."
Bye.
Well, I think it's a shame.
Surely they could
have called you.
- Well, they may have.
- Mm-hmm.
I'm having a bit
of trouble with my phone.
Oh, sorry.
Let me at least give you
something towards this.
No, thank you, but, no.
I've got to do this on my own.
Can't go scrounging
off my sister
every time things
get a bit tough.
[Sighs]
I know you're
a wonderful actress,
and you're lmng your dream,
but is it what you really...
- What I want?
- Yeah.
Yes.
What I ought to do,
I don't know.
But I'm damned
if I'm gmng up now
after everything
I've done to get here.
See what you can dig up
Pardon the pun.
Might be a story there,
like that mad butcher
and his football team-
colored sausages.
Must go, Anna WINTOUR'S here.
If I was Anna Wintour
it's unlikely I'd have someone
who looks like you
working for me.
Fair point. And it's always
delightful to see you.
Good, because I've trekked
all the way up
to your little fiefdom
to give you some nice news.
Oh, in that case, take the
weight off your feet.
Darren!
Coffee for Claire.
She's brought nice news.
Now, as you know,
the online channel
has done better than expected,
so in preparation for
the full broadcast offering
later in the year,
I've decided to introduce
Good luck.
Tell me, David, do you feel
challenged in this job?
Every day
is a challenge, Claire.
Today, for example,
Because I think we should
encourage your interest
in literature and the arts
before you become irredeemably
cynical and jaded.
I want you to host the new show.
But I've never done
anything like that before.
Good. A fresh voice.
And let's face it, David,
you're pretty fond
of the sound of your own voice.
Assuming I'm faintly interested,
how will it work technically?
Ah, just the person.
I take it you know how to operate
Of course. In fact,
I've been doing...
Yes, I'm sure you have.
So, that's fixed.
We can't afford
onto the broadcast networks,
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