Chillerama Page #8

Actually, it was during

an alien invasion

but it really

doesn't matter

what the scenario.

Why's that?

Because l always knew

it would be with you.

You are so cool.

True romance.

Wait. Wait.

What? What?

Do you have a condom?

Really?

[chuckling]

l'm kidding.

[zzombies thumping

and groaning]

[suspenseful music

and gIass shattering]

[cheering]

Fantastic! Now

that's an ending.

F*** Hollywood!

Really? Boring.

Boring?

Not enough tits.

Actually, it was

kinda bittersweet.

You know?

Like the ending of E.T.

Why does everything

gotta be E.T. with you?

Come on. Let's go.

E.T.'s gay.

How-- He's a plant.

He can't be gay.

He's a pla--

He's a plant.

Would you be gay

if you were a plant?

[IiveIy music]

[screaming]

[hard rock music]

lt is

a biological anomaly

the likes of which

the medical community

has never seen.

Miles' unique

body chemistry

clashed with the Plutoneide

and the Spermupermine

mutating his spermatozzoa

during spermatogenesis

in a way that no one

could've expected.

Spermatium are

by their very nature

a very determined

and resilient organism

genetically programmed

to overcome all obstacles

defy all odds

and hit the target.

or die trying.

Perhaps--

You can view

this disaster

as a kind

of cautionary tale

against the misuse

of a yet to be

fully understood

era in atomic energy.

God help us all.

[soft cheerful song]

[soft music]

[pop song]

Ba-bye.

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