Chokeslam Page #8

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Look like a fracas has

broken out in the crowd.

Smasheena has shown

no offence tonight.

Hey, that's the douchie

guy from last night.

What's he got against Horatio?

I had to shave that

guy's back, Corey.

I shaved his back!

Horatio!

Horatio! Horatio!

Here come the Horatio chants.

Horatio! Horatio! Horatio!

He's looking trim, by the way.

Lost maybe 90 pounds

since last night.

Is that even possible?

He's in the ring.

Mordecai's looking to finish

smasheena off once and for all.

Kick that guy's ass, Horatio!

Douche drops an elbow.

He's saying something to

mordecai, I can't make it out.

Rake of the eyes!

Smasheena has the chair,

cracks mordecai with it.

Finally, smasheena

showing some life.

Woo! Yes!

And so is skinny Horatio.

Douche into the turnbuckle.

It's chaos in there.

The ref doesn't know what to do.

Mordecai down, so is the douche.

Skinny guy of his own count.

Have you ever seen

anything like this, folks?

Who even won the match?

Who cares at this point?

Oh, sh*t.

Sheena, I...

Ever since you got back

into town I've been trying to...

Muster the courage

to tell you that...

That I love you.

No!

Do what you got to do, boy.

If you leave, I want you

to know that I'll be fine.

You know? I will...

I will pick myself

up and I'll be okay.

Oh, wow.

Smasheena! Smasheena! Smasheena!

I think I have a concussion.

Eh, you get used to it.

Good height on that

chokeslam though.

See the leg-whip kick and you

look like a champion out there.

Come on. Yeah.

Smasheena! Smasheena! Smasheena!

I sometimes get mixed up in the

ring with my clients. It's this

whole heel/manager character

that I've been working on.

Can I still come

to Japan? Please?

No.

Aaahhh!!!

Okay, fine.

That was fairly romantic.

I guess you're not

a humongous loser.

Corey-

oh, yeah.

Piledriver. Yeah.

High-five. Yeah.

Corey, there may have

been a small fire at the

deli last night.

I'm not sure. I ran out.

Dr. Hayden, thank you for

your help. I appreciate it.

Great job out there, Corey.

Hey, why don't we all go and

share a nice banana split?

How about you guys do that and

then I'll hangout another time?

Cool? Mom, I'm okay. All right?

I kicked that dude's ass

and it was really awesome.

Yes, it was.

Yes, it was.

It very much was.

Oh, hey.

Yeah, sure.

You get the girl

and I get a hotdog,

even though it's a

pretty boss hotdog.

What happens to me now, huh?

Where will my life lead?

You want a job?

You mean like one of

those working jobs?

Yeah.

Like for money?

Yeah.

Yeah? Sure, boom.

Cool.

Yo, buds, where

do you work again?

Hi.

Where'd you get that hotdog?

You want my hotdog?

So, well...

I just...

Wait. Stop, wait. Woah.

Okay, hold on.

Wow, that's...

No, okay, look,

I think you just like-

no, no. Hold on, this is going

to make things a lot harder.

You understand? Because you

go and now I have this moment

to think about for

god knows how long.

I go? But you're coming

with me, you idiot.

What?

What are you talking about?

They said that they talked to

you about your crazy character

and that you're super

excited to come with me.

Wait, what?

What are you do-... what?

Talked to who?

Talked to where? Go where?

To Japan with me.

Don't worry, you're not going to

be like my sidekick or anything.

Oh.

Oh, wait the people... I do.

The people I just met.

We like high-fived.

Oh, no way!

They want...

Are you kidding they want...

Yeah.

I will totally be your sidekick.

- Great.

- 100%, I will.

- Absolutely.

- Okay, awesome.

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