Choking Hazard Page #2

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That's an interesting idea:

Couples.

My original intention was

to spend a lot of time together

and then you would come

to me one by one.

Well, it's your show,

but... no offence-can

you manage it at your age?

I used to handle groups

of fifty... and I did everybody.

- That was two years ago.

- Really?

You're really good.

Funny I don't

recognize any of you.

You look familiar to me.

Haven't we met?

I don't think so.

Great. Real, aren't they? You

don't see that among the pros.

At least they won't

freeze my tongue.

Guys, don't you think

silicon's too cold?

- Listen, your behavior...

- Oh... I'm sorry.

I'm Karel Mechura. You must be

the director, right?

- Got your presentation tape?

- Sure I've got it.

Let's put it on

and get to know you better.

We can make up for lost time.

Play us something seminal.

You can play with that...

I'm gonna screw that in.

Oh, here it is.

This is what I did last year.

It's a classic, a solid anal.

But I didn't use enough gel

so her moaning isn't an act.

This is a bit more

extreme situation,

an interesting gang bang,

with four of us on her, DVDA,

I over-shot a bit here,

and the camera got it.

Back to something normal:

A bit of fisting;

here we have some pissing...

Yeah...

This isn't very interesting

straight SM...

Clearly the best video so far.

I'm sorry. I didn't know you had

the course here. Just a mistake.

- Wrong opening.

- Wrong opening?

Yeah, opening.

No, don't explain. I get it.

I'll check in the kitchen

when they're serving dinner.

- I hope I haven't offended...

- Stop it, Verner.

I can feel the air moving.

So you all paid good money

to spend the weekend

in this empty hotel looking

for the meaning of life?

- It's not empty. There's staff.

- Dramatic difference.

Can I join you?

Do porn actors care

about the meaning of life?

Sure. More than you'd think.

They know that this ain't it.

- The porn actors are wrong.

- Relax, friends...

The discussion

is scheduled for Sunday.

I wanted to ask... about dinner.

One hour.

Mr. Danecek has just

brought the pork.

One hour?

I hope you didn't forget that

the doctor is a practicing vegan.

Actually, I almost am too.

We eat only what

has died in a natural way.

And only fruit

that has fallen from the tree.

Except the carrot, of course, with

their different growth cycle.

- Mr. Danecek has something

for him. - Really? What?

Two dead squirrels, a grass

snake and a three-day-old mole.

The doctor will be pleased.

I think sex can fulfill you

- if it's good.

- An orgasm as life's meaning?

- I know it sounds funny,

but for me it's one of the most

intense acts in a human life.

So why not, eh?

So you're all concerned

about meaning of life, right?

In that case

I've got something for you.

Something for people who think

about their role in the world.

- Christ, he's a Jehovah's Witness.

- Now I recognize you!

I always see you

at the metro station.

It's real pain in the legs.

- Will you come get it now?

- Can't you bring it here?

A few more steps won't kill you.

It's interesting that

you mention it, doctor.

Because I have something

that pretty much solves this.

We shouldn't omit God.

Or let say rather Jehovah,

because that's his name, that's how

we should call him and praise him.

We can do so through

the scriptures.

I've read the Bible. It's even

more boring than Mein Kampf.

Because thanks to the scriptures

we can learn Jehovah's name

and understand its meaning.

It's well described in the

magazine, if you open to page-

Mr. Mechura. I'm sure

you know the bible well.

Do you know what Christ said?

He said:
"Go therefore and

make disciples of all nations",

That's basically

what you're doing.

Yes, but he also said

"I have overcome the world."

Doesn't Christ seem like

the biggest braggart in history?

Danecek -

Schmanecek.

Hello?

Is somebody there?

I'm stupid...

Some business, eh?

See ya later.

Sh*t!

What's the cook doing anyway?

It's never too late

to make such a decision.

It'll help you find

the meaning of life.

So, just to subscribing

to this magazine is enough?

Do you know how many copies

of "Awaken" have been printed?

22,755,000.

22,755,000 readers

can't be wrong.

- That looks weird, huh?

- An infinity of parallel universes.

It gives me tingles.

Because the doctor is

in every single one of them,

and he's blabbering

and blabbering and blabbering.

Why are you always such a dork?

Mimesis. To merge

with the surrounding world.

- Has any of you been upstairs?

- Why?

I've saw somebody

and he seemed strange.

- Must've been a bogeyman!

- Bogeyman?

- I'll check the kitchen again.

- You were just there.

You have

to breathe down their necks

- to get proper vegan food.

- Then I'll go.

They'll ignore you. I'm going myself.

And we can continue our topic.

- Please no.

- Maybe this door is already open.

According to John Lilly

everything imaginable exists.

Oh, calm down.

It was just a bon mot.

There are zombies here!

- Great!

- That's an interesting idea.

I'm demanding my money back!

- F***!

- I got an idea.

- They're woodsmen. All men.

- So what?

- We'll hide in the ladies room.

- Bravo.

The broom's cracked - run!

The key!

Room 13! I'm not going in there!

Thank god.

Thank Jehovah.

- Oh no! - What?

- Where's Dr. Reinis?

What zombies?

Is this some kind of a joke?

Hello? Where's everybody?

Who is it? Is it Tereza?

If this's a joke, it's not funny

at all. Well, maybe a little.

Because humor at the expense of

the handicapped is always funny...

Gotcha! Who is this?

Is it Verner? It could be Verner.

It's just like you with your

sense of tumor. Verner, stop it.

Ouch! You bit me!

Is it a feather? A feather

on your hat! You're a woodsman!

I'm gonna be eaten

by zombie woodsmen.

That's not how

a philosopher should die.

- You left Reinis there!

- Me? All of us. Including you.

Excellent, collective guilt.

That's comforting.

- I'm not going back for him.

- I was about to say the same.

Lucky I didn't.

Now you're the bad guy.

- But I have to go get Tereza.

- Don't try to fool us.

- I can't leave her there.

- Lefnerova? Why not?

Can anyone tell me

what the f*** is going on?

- Zombie woodsmen.

- That's ridiculous, isn't it?

Exactly.

We came to find something that

makes sense and found nonsense.

It's not nonsense.

It makes perfect sense.

- Yeah? How?

- The end of the world.

The last hours of Satan's order.

It's your last chance to join us.

I can baptize you in the shower.

Jesus Christ...

Looks like we've got a convert.

Can you cut the sh*t

and figure out what to do?

- Just don't be hysterical.

- I'm not.

Has anyone got a plan?

I bet you've got one.

- Well...

- Lefnerova does his thinking.

- You act like you don't care.

- My plan is easy: Do nothing.

What kind of

a f***ing plan is that?

They're gonna eat

us all anyway.

So we aren't gonna run around

and scream like in a B movie.

One should die with style.

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