Chris Rea: The Road to Hell & Back Page #9

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It helps!

Tickle your balls!

Demon, quick!

Remy, eat it! Eat it!

Hurry up!

Remy! Yeah!

You did it, man!

Yeah! I can touch my dick

with my tongue!

Hey, Remy, look!

Holy sh*t!

What?

Ah! That portal's

kinda scaring me, boss!

Yeah, I'm thinking

I just go back up top

and call it a day.

No, no!

Wh-wha-whoa!

Augie, hold on!

Take my hand!

Don't let go!

No! No!

Remy! - Hold on!

Wait, tell me where Barb is!

No, no, no!

Later, Devil!

Wait, wait, no!

Gah!

Hello, Devil.

Care for some wine?

Uh, no thanks, I'm okay.

It's an earthy bordeaux

and it pairs wonderfully with

I'm-going-to-rape-you.

Look, over there!

It appears the better man has won.

Don't worry, you'll still get

a chance to be with her.

I will?

I'm going to go to Walgreen's

and buy a shitty Devil mask

and f*** her silly

while I wear it.

Oh, don't! Oh, come on!

Sorry, Devil.

I'm a pretty package

with an ugly gift inside.

Hail Satan.

Hail Satan.

Hail Satan.

Holy sh*t! We're back!

I love this place!

Oh, my God! We did it!

God, I miss the smell

of cotton candy.

Augie, you have a syringe

stuck to your face.

This place hasn't changed a bit.

Definitely an opiate.

What?

Where have you guys been?

Cleb!

Man, am I glad to see you.

What's going on here?

Whose treasure is this?

This book is amazing!

The Devil is the new Jesus.

Who knew?

Devil tears sell better

than Dippin' Dots.

Remy, your idea worked!

Yes! Oh, my God, yes!

We did it!

What are we gonna do

with all this money?

? Let's go

? One foot in front of the other

? I don't really wanna be oblivious

? Oblivious

? Where are all the clouds

? with the silver lining?

? Have they blown away?

? Oh, where are all the clouds

? with the silver lining?

? Have they blown away?

? Hey, now, my sisters and brothers,

? do you really wanna be oblivious?

? Oblivious

? Where are all the clouds

? with the silver lining?

? Have they blown away?

? Oh, where are all the clouds

? with the silver lining?

? Have they blown away?

Let me just push this button

to get this escalator started up again.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah, that's right,

there's no button!

Start walking.

So, just walk up to the top?

Yeah.

No motor going to help you out here.

You're just going

to walk up that escalator.

Is it something, like,

it's, a million miles long,

the escalator or...

A million miles long?

That's pretty good.

That would be unpleasant.

Yeah, that'd be real unpleasant.

I only made it one story tall.

Um, but you're gonna walk it.

Yeah! You're walking

that whole story.

Understood.

All 27 steps.

All right, here I go.

How do you like that, huh?

Not the best, not the best.

I would have preferred

if the escalator had been functioning.

Welcome to Hell.

Hello again. - Sit down.

All right, well, it's...

Just here in the booster seat?

Yeah, like a baby.

You're being punished

in your booster seat.

It's uncomfortable, I guess, a little.

Just sit there like you're a crying baby.

Did you need me to cry?

There's the end-of-the-year

evaluations... - Gotcha, okay.

Oh, booster seat!

Why?! I'm a man!

That's good. Throw in a juice box.

Say something about a juice box.

I wish I had a juice box!

You're not getting a juice box!

Oh, please, just the one.

Welcome to Hell.

? A pride of liars on a hill

? looking down to prey

upon the weak

? Blind and tired,

Achille's heels exposed

? you know it won't be long

? Unless we all get up

? before the dogs

catch wind of us

? Let's rise to the top

? before the cause gets

put on the hush

? Get some

? Get some, get some

? get some, get some

? get some, get some

? Here they come,

here they come

? Get some get some

? Unless we all get up

? before the dogs

catch wind of us

? Let's rise to the top

? before the cause gets

put on the hush

? Get some, get some

? get some, get some

? Get some, get some

? get some, get some

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