Christmas Cupid Page #8

Sloane sent us a card.

Want to see it?

No.

Okay, that was harsh.

We're supposed to

be friends.

But you never

acted like one.

Jenny got tired of always

being rejected by you,

so she just gave up.

Sooner or later,

everyone does.

Oh, we're visiting

Patrick now?

Awesome. I can't wait to see how he's

stopped caring about me now, too.

No, we're not going

to visit Patrick.

Actually, after you walked

away from him tonight,

you will never

see him again.

But I thought you said

he still loves me.

He does. But you don't

care about love anymore.

Do you?

Okay, screw you, Santa! Of course

I care about love. I'm engaged.

So that means

that you're lying.

And if you guys are my exes, and

I'm getting married to Andrew,

then I'm not going to

have a future ex-boyfriend.

Wrong again.

How can you be my ex?

I thought we get married.

Yes, we do.

We also get divorced.

What? Why?

Well, we wanted

different things.

You wanted power and prestige.

And I wanted...

The blonde.

Oh, can the theatrics. In the end,

we both got exactly what we wanted.

What do you mean?

You take half my assets

in the divorce.

Half my clients, half my company.

You're set for life.

Come on,

I'll show you.

You can afford

the best of everything.

Much better. Yes.

If we're not here

to see Patrick,

then what are

we doing here?

Where are we going?

To see what all of your money and

promotions and power got you.

Is that...

Is that me?

It is.

But I look so young.

Where are my flowers? Where

are my visitors? Why...

Why am I all alone?

Because this is the way

you've chosen to live.

No, no.

I didn't choose this.

I never chose

to be alone.

But this is

what you got.

All of your wealth,

success...

It comes to nothing.

It doesn't have to

happen like this.

I'll change.

It's too late, Sloane.

No! I can fix this!

It hasn't happened yet!

It's too late.

You've already

made your choice.

That ring is

on your finger.

Patrick's heart

is already broken.

Caitlin is in the ground.

Christmas is over.

Please! Please don't

let this happen to me!

Caitlin?

Where are you?

Caitlin!

God, why are you

shouting?

I thought for sure

you would be gone.

No. The future's not

quite here yet.

What day is it?

It's Christmas.

Morning.

It's not too late?

I'm not too late?

I can fix things?

Yes, but you

have to hurry.

Right.

No, Sloane,

where are you going?

The party's this way.

Sloane, come on! We cannot

be late for my party!

I know, I know.

I gotta find something.

It's really,

really important!

More important than my party?

I don't think so.

Sloane! This is my night.

It's all about me.

Is that it?

This is it.

Okay. Let's go!

Hey, Andrew, I need to get

a couple of things done

before the party, so I'll just

meet you there, okay? Bye.

Does dinner come

with a show?

Merry Christmas!

Hey!

Happy Holidays!

You didn't get

a second puppy?

The breeder didn't have any males,

and Schatzi wants a little brother.

How did you know

about that?

It doesn't matter.

All that matters

is that I'm here.

I didn't think

I'd see you today.

Of course

I'd come see you.

It's Christmas, we should

spend it together.

I love you, Mom.

Huh.

Well, I love

you too, sweetie.

Okay, now get

yourself together,

'cause we are

going to a party!

Oh! Can I bring your

little brother?

Oh, Mom,

don't call him that.

But, yes, you can.

Your sister's taking

us to a party.

I knew you'd come!

I knew it!

Thank you for not

giving up on me.

Never!

And you brought

your mom!

I hope you don't mind me showing

up without an invitation.

The more the merrier!

Get your butt in here.

I thought you had

to work today.

I do. Uh, but I just wanted

to swing by here first.

To drop off your mom.

And to apologize for the

way that I've treated you.

I've been losing

a lot of friends lately,

and I couldn't stand

if I lost you, too.

Never. You're not getting

rid of me that easily.

Okay, I'm going to be

back as soon as I can.

I just need to go take care

of your Christmas present.

But you already got me

that sweet baseball cap.

Your real present.

You're thinking

what I'm thinking?

I am.

Yeah.

I will see you later.

Okay, bye.

Okay. Hurry back!

Hello.

Hey! What are you

doing here?

You told me

we were working today.

No, no.

You know what?

Take the rest

of the day off.

Really?

Yeah, it's Christmas.

Go home and be

with your daughter.

Son. Max.

Sorry!

I'll see you on Monday.

We already pulled all the

incriminating DVDs of Caitlin.

Oh, good. Then there'll

be space for these.

Hey, I need you to put one of

these in every single gift bag.

It's very important.

Okay.

What are those?

Oh, gift certificates.

Just trying to help a friend's

new restaurant take off.

We'll have every celebrity

in town in there

and that ought

to do it.

That's really

nice of you.

Wow, you just

called me nice.

That's never

happened before.

Can I still go home?

Of course.

Merry Christmas! Go!

Sloane! You gotta admit,

the camera loves me.

You think Caitlin's somewhere,

watching all of this?

Oh, yeah.

Definitely.

And I think

she's loving it.

I'm coming to you

live from the red carpet

at the Snow Angel

premiere party,

where all of Hollywood has

turned out in all its glamour

to honor the memory

of one of their own.

It is a moving tribute

to a fallen star.

But don't you dare

touch that remote

because we've got

this beautiful life,

cut way too short,

covered from every imaginable

angle, right here on SHOWBIZ.

Whoo! It's going

to be a fun night.

There you are!

I need

to talk to you.

And I need

to talk to you,

Ms. Vice President!

Oh, you mean

I got the promotion?

I just got word

from my dad.

Oh, my God!

That is amazing!

Congratulations.

Uh, but that... It's gonna

make this even harder.

What?

Oh, God, uh,

how do I say this?

Uh, my whole life,

I was taught that

relationships are based

on what the other

person can do for you.

Right.

Financially, emotionally,

or in your career.

Mmm-hmm.

But I realize

how wrong that is.

It's not about what

someone can do for you,

it's about how they make you

feel when you're with them,

or how you both feel.

Absolutely.

I don't want to feel

like an accessory.

I don't blame you.

I need someone that can be

there for me emotionally,

that listens to me and loves

me the way that I love him.

Andrew? Andrew!

Andrew!

Yeah, babe.

Of course.

I'm sorry.

Oh, come on, Sloane.

Mmm-mmm.

I couldn't resist. Once

more for old times' sake.

So, mission

accomplished, huh?

Did you get

your wings?

Actually, it's more

like a pitchfork.

No!

I'm kidding.

Yes, I'm all set.

So, then I guess

this is goodbye?

And you're gonna

be okay?

You kidding?

Heaven has an open bar!

And Heath Ledger

and James Dean...

Yeah, sounds like

heaven to me.

You know, I think that you're

going to find a guy down here

who's almost as perfect.

Well, um,

I guess I'll be off.

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