Chronicle Page #8

Oh, God, you saved my life!

696

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Oh, my God!

697

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- Okay.

- Holy sh*t.

698

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36:04,454 -- 00:36:07,003

Is that the camera? You

saved me and the camera?

699

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Please tell me you got

that on tape! You have to...

700

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Ah, sh*t.

701

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- What the hell...

- We're alive!

702

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- What do you mean? The hell happened?

- You didn't see what happened?

703

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Oh, sh*t! Andrew! Andrew! You're a genius!

704

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We got to see this! Holy...

705

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All right. Oh. Holy sh*t.

706

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Wait. Oh, God! We're on the ground. Yes!

707

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We have broken history!

708

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I mean, I'm talking about

since the caveman times.

709

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Uh, the Egyptians, the Wright brothers.

710

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Come here, Matt. Come

here. Get in here. Get in.

711

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Say it. I can fly.

712

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- I can fly.

- I can fly!

713

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- Oh, come on.

- Say it with your chest!

714

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- I can fly!

- Say it, Matt.

715

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- Shout it out!

- I can fly!

716

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I can fly! I can fly!

717

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I tried to save you, man.

Andrew was just quicker.

718

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How does that go again?

719

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We almost died.

720

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- Oh, please.

- Gestures...

721

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How does she not notice though?

722

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Come on. Let's be serious, guys.

723

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She definitely noticed

that it's gotten better.

724

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- You just gotta be, you know...

- Yeah?

725

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You just gotta be subtle.

726

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That is so cool.

727

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Dude. And I haven't had sex since summer.

728

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I haven't had sex since ever.

729

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- Really?

- Really?

730

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- That is completely unacceptable.

- Well...

731

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How are you guys so cool?

How are you guys so cool, man?

732

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Liquid nitrogen.

733

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Hey, guys?

734

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Guys? You guys up?

735

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Yeah.

736

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Hey, uh... Today was like...

737

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It was like, I think,

the best day of my life.

738

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Like, I mean...

739

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I'm thinking about it, and

I can't think of any day...

740

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that I liked better than today, you know?

741

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I really... I think it was.

742

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Yeah.

743

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Unanimous.

744

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Yes.

745

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Okay. Good.

746

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Okay, check this out. Say what you want,

747

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but I'm thinking about booking

it to Maui for the weekend.

748

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- What's up with that?

- Seriously?

749

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Well, we could do it. I mean,

I was thinking the same thing,

750

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except I've always wanted to go to Tibet.

751

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- Why Tibet?

- Tibet?

752

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Yeah. I don't know.

753

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It seems really beautiful,

you know, with all the...

754

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Will you shut up? Shut...

755

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- The monuments and mountains, you know?

- Mm-hmm.

756

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I don't know. And the monks have achieved

such a high level of enlightenment...

757

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that they can, like,

float and sh*t, you know?

758

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- So we would fit right in.

- We could really mess with their heads as well.

759

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Yeah, but, like, seriously,

I think we should go.

760

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It would be really cool. Peaceful.

761

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No, I think it's a really good

idea. I actually would like to go.

762

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I'm down. You down, Steve?

763

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What... I... I don't know, man.

764

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There's no bikinis in Tibet. So I

don't know if I'm down with that.

765

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- It was brilliant. Oh, it was so amazing.

- She might have lost her job.

766

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Oh, sh*t, dude. I got my

mom's birthday. I gotta go.

767

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- It's Aunt Deb's birthday today?

- Yeah. I gotta go. I gotta go.

768

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- Tell her I said hi.

- Later, Matt.

769

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All right, what do you want to

do now? Where do you want to go?

770

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I don't know. I mean,

I don't want to go home.

771

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Oh, do you want to go into the city?

772

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Nah, it's rush hour, bro.

It's gonna be so much traffic.

773

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So what?

774

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Oh, yeah. That's right. Duh! Let's go.

775

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Oh, hey. Sorry, I just...

776

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Hi.

777

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Do you mind if I film you?

778

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Uh, a little bit. I don't really

like being on camera actually.

779

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Well, maybe it's, like, exposure therapy.

780

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Yeah. No, I just came by to

give you something actually.

781

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- You did?

- Yeah.

782

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What?

783

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I was watching your, um...

784

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your... your... you know, your blog?

785

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There's a drought in the

Central African Republic, right?

786

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Yeah. So I saw that and I thought it

seems pretty cool, and it's cheap too,

787

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so I thought why not?

788

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- Totally.

- Yeah.

789

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Yeah, I can tell that you're

really global and big picture,

790

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- concerned about that kind of stuff.

- Yeah.

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