Chuet sik san tau

'Only those who do great things...

...make a name for themselves.'

There are sharp-shooters,

goons and gangsters...

...but the King is above all.

Happy birthday, King!

- Thank you.

This contains my show reel as

well as my film directory.

This will keep you entertained

at night...

...as well as give me

a break in Bollywood.

Call any of the producers

or directors...

...to cast me as their heroine.

I'll give the top actresses

a run for their money!

What's wrong, Udaas? (Udaas

means 'sad' in Hindi)

Call me Pankaj, Raftaar!

Okay Pankaj, why are you sad?

You should be happy as it's

King's birthday today!

I'd once celebrated my birthday

at the Niagara falls.

My three friends got drunk

and fell in the Niagara.

I remember the day of

their mourning...

...each time there's

someone's birthday.

I can never forget that day...

- Is there any tragedy...

...in this world that's still

not inflicted on you?

Drink up!

- Okay! Cheers!

Lucky! We'll have to

take care of Mika.

He's mistaking

the lamp for a woman!

Raftaar, look what he's up to!

Mika! You must be crazy

to dance with a lamp...

...when there are so many

live women present!

All's well?

Oh no!

Dilbaug, all the women present

here have a loose character.

My lamp-woman is much

better than them!

What happened?

- Mika!

For how long shall I hide

the fact from the world...

...that my brother's blind?

- What?

And also deaf in his left ear.

He puts the eye-drops in

his eyes and vice-versa.

Why don't you wear glasses?

Ever seen a don wearing glasses?

People may say what they want...

...but King loves Mika.

Mika loves him no less.

He took six bullets on his chest...

...meant for King.

Guru, why does Mika

always stare at me?

I wonder what script plays in

his head when he's staring.

Get up!

- Guru! Who's it this time?

Come with me.

Where's he gone?

There he is!

No!

Raftaar, hurry!

That fool shouldn't escape today!

How can he escape? Raftaar

is behind him...

...while above him, is the

King of the crime world!

Today, we'll chop him into pieces!

Stuff him in this bag.

I'll bury it in the ground.

No one will know

where he disappeared!

Didn't you find a smaller bag?

We have to stuff a man inside,

not chicken lollipops!

Fool, of what use is a big bag?

All we have to do is hide a corpse.

Raftaar, look to your left!

Did you see him?

Mika's eyes are

as sharp as a hawk's!

Of course, I see him!

Hey! What are you doing?

Where exactly are you aiming?

You could've shot me!

Oh my God!

Today, I realize why

King's name is Lucky.

It's because death fears him...

...as much as the film

industry fears piracy!

Good bye!

Today, I won't spare you!

You lousy woman! How long...

...will you be able to preserve

your voluptuous youth?

You've turned the entire

village against me!

Today, Happy Singh will

not show any mercy...

...to set a woman like you straight!

Are you coming up or

should I come down?

I see, you want me to come down!

Happy, talk less and catch the hen...

...or else my son Tinku

will remain a bachelor!

The girl's family is coming

to see me today.

And my mother will impress them...

...by feeding them butter chicken!

I'll make sure you get

butter chicken today!

Where did she go?

Bravo!

Happy!

Sister-in-law, of all the

people in this village...

...you found this idiot

to catch the hen?!

You useless chap!

You can't catch a hen...

...and you're all set to get married?!

I thought I should take Happy's help

for menial chores like these.

Yes, but you'll soon regret it.

Watch how Happy makes the

entire village unhappy!

Go ahead, attend nature's call.

Stop!

Happy! Are you planning

to break our skulls open?

You're glued to the news all day!

Please let me watch some soaps.

Sure, anything for you!

What the hell, Happy!

What rescue mission

are you on this time?

Get aside!

What's going on?

Happy, stop!

Happy!

It is on your back. - He'll never

improve! - He's gone mad!

Move.

- Happy! Come down!

Have mercy, sir!

I can't afford to pay the damages.

Why not? Happy is solely

responsible for them.

How selfish can you get?

Blame me for everything!

I'm not saying anything to him.

I was only trying to help!

What kind of help, son?

You've rendered half

the village homeless!

At least the other half

is still intact!

So what if half the village

is unsettled...

...at least Tinku is

about to settle down.

Mother!

Son, you speak so well!

That's because I speak the truth.

Hence, people endear to it.

But who'll pay the damages?

The one who's always paid.

The headman and my grandfather,

Sir Gurucharan.

Grandpa, throw the money

in their faces!

One day, I'll be thrown out

of the village! - Grandpa!

What's the damage?

We haven't decided the punishment

for the offender yet.

This fool broke into our house...

...and destroyed our T. V...

...furniture etc.

He broke our bones too!

- Yes!

Some thieves broke into

their house last night.

Scared, they hid themselves

under the bed.

How would I know that they're

...not thieves?

I trampled all over them!

'I trampled all over them! '

Are you a cop that you'd

gone to nab the thieves?

In the process of helping others...

...you destroy them!

Rangeela, he's your best friend.

What harm has he done to you?

That girl in the yellow

suit deeply interests me.

Look, she just nudged me.

Is she not younger to you?

So what? At least, she'll

be under control.

Do something, my friend!

Send three wrestlers in

the guise of goons.

Fight them and win the

girl's heart over.

You idiots! Aren't you

ashamed of eve-teasing?

C'mon scoot!

This is the height of shamelessness!

Prito, Rangeela had hired

goons to trouble you.

That idiot!

Sir, he's not my friend!

He's my worst enemy!

You've insulted me!

I can't bear it anymore!

Stop the court proceedings!

Goodness is no longer appreciated!

Happy has broken my T.V. Too.

The one that I'd bought on loan.

Just looking at the remote

brings tears to my eyes.

But Happy is good at heart...

...isn't he?

- Yes, he is...

Doesn't he help everyone

in the village? - Yes.

Say yes!

Aunt, your son is getting

married after 4 days.

If Happy doesn't come, who

will entertain the guests?

Mother, that idiot has come!

Today's a day of celebration!

The time is auspicious, too.

He who was in rags until

yesterday... - Oh great!

He who was in rags

until yesterday...

...is now a groom wearing a suit!

Don't talk about the family.

- Oh great!

Don't talk about the family,

it'll scare the kids away!

They'll moan in dismay.

They'll slap their

chests in agony.

They'll slap their

chests in agony.

They'll slap their

chests in agony.

They'll slap their

chests in agony.

They'll slap their

chests in agony.

C'mon, start the music!

Your brother...

- What the hell! - Oh great!

Is so notorious!

- What the hell! - Oh great!

While your sister- Oh great!

...is squint-eyed. - Oh great!

Your dad is a drunkard.

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