Chuet sik san tau Page #2
- Year:
- 2001
- 86 min
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- Oh great!
While your mother's penniless!
- Oh great!
Your uncle's a limp.
- Oh great!
But he dances to Bhangra!
- Oh great!
They call you...
- Oh great!
...a shameless fellow!
- Oh great!
You dance to get attention...
...wearing perfume,
donning a groom's turban.
You dance to get attention...
...wearing perfume, donning
a groom's turban.
You wear rented suit,
hire your boots!
Whoever got you married,
you idiot!
Whoever made you a groom,
you idiot!
You idiot...
Whoever got you married,
you idiot!
Whoever made you a groom,
you idiot!
Oh great!
I was everyone's favourite.
I've been a bachelor for eons!
I'm still single...
...while you've readily mingled!
You've betrayed your friend.
Consider our friendship broken.
May you feel ashamed...
...each time you look at me.
Jeet! Harjeet!
Are you listening, Manjeet?
I'm left high and
Whoever got you married,
you idiot!
Whoever made you a groom,
you idiot!
You idiot...
Whoever got you married,
you idiot!
Whoever made you a groom,
you idiot!
Oh great!
Oh great!
Why repent now?
Let bygones be bygones.
Thank your stars...
...you have me as your friend.
You're a selfish fellow.
But your wife's beautiful.
- Oh great!
I'll stare at her
for hours together.
Teeti! Tony!
Who can alter destiny?
What's the point in
harassing him now?
Whoever got you married,
you idiot!
Whoever made you a groom,
you idiot!
You idiot...
Whoever got you married,
you idiot!
Whoever made you a groom,
you idiot!
Whoever got you married,
you idiot!
Whoever made you a groom,
you idiot!
Whoever got you married,
you idiot!
Whoever got you married,
you idiot!
'Life threatening attack on Punjabi
Singh from Australia.'
This fool has disgraced our
village and Punjab at large!
Poor fellow had gone to Australia
to earn a few bucks.
in his bag at the airport.
He got jailed.
Hot blooded that he was,
he had to take revenge.
Killed everybody on being released
and earned the name 'King.'
He gifted a mansion to his family.
Uncle's health has worsened!
Someone fetch a trolley!
Come on, hurry up!
Carefully.
- Hurry up!
Looks like uncle just got the
news of the attack on his son.
He must've had a heart stroke.
He had an asthma attack!
He'll be fine after getting
a shot at the hospital.
Let's call the asthma attack,
a heart attack!
There can't be a better way to
drive Happy out of the village!
He's tormented the entire village!
- That's a good idea.
Why don't you just admit that as
long as Happy's in the village...
...he won't let you marry Prito?
My marriage's already
fixed, my friend!
I'm more concerned about
the villagers.
Lets' send Happy to Australia
to fetch Lucky.
Lucky will never come back.
Happy will have no choice
but to stay put.
But how will we send him?
He's an emotional fellow.
Let's get him emotional.
When we grow up...
Did you read the papers?
It landed Lakhan's dad straight
into the hospital!
Yes! Although it was the
son who was shot...
...the father landed up in the
hospital! He got a heart attack!
That's sad!
What's sad is that Punjab
is earning a bad name.
All the newspapers read,
'Lakhan of Punjab.'
the blame for his bad deeds.
Yes. Chhotu, let's go to
the tube well.
It's very sad, friend.
- What is?
Uncle's in the hospital, counting
his last breaths.
He remembers just two
people in that state.
Lucky and Happy.
Happy and Lucky.
Where are these blokes going after
closing down their shops?
To the hospital, to
see Lucky's father.
He's such a good human being.
Only a fool wouldn't visit uncle.
Absolutely.
Happy. - Yes, uncle. - The entire
village has gone to the hospital.
Why aren't you going?
I am going, have patience!
Hopefully, I won't have
to take you along.
Hold the cow-dung for me.
I'm going to the hospital.
Don't eat it thinking
its chocolate cake.
Brother, if the old man doesn't
howl on seeing him...
...our plan will flop!
- Don't worry.
I've taken care of everything.
I've shown him his son's
photo in the newspaper.
He's come!
- Happy!
How's uncle?
- He's in a bad shape.
He won't give up until
he sees his son.
That fool has turned the
The more we try to forget him,
the more we miss him.
We threw him out of
our lives long ago.
Yet, we miss him.
It's a matter of the heart after all.
He's got a heart attack. His
heart is bound to ache.
Happy, there's no one educated
in our village...
...who can make these old
folks meet their sons...
...and restore the village's honour.
Shame on us!
What did you say? You'll go
It's not easy to be the most
sought after gangster.
Somebody will kill him
in that foreign land.
His old parents won't
even find his corpse.
Forget it! You're talking
like a saint today.
Tomorrow, you'll go back
to your old ways.
Mind your tongue, Rangeela!
I, Happy Singh, promise you...
...that until I don't bring
Lucky back home...
...I won't step into
this village again.
The fish is hooked on to the bait!
Cheer him!
Happy!
- Long live!
Happy!
- Long live!
Happy!
- Long live!
Happy! Happy! Enough!
- Long live!
Stop shouting slogans! Long live!
Happy, how will you go abroad?
You don't even have a passport.
Sir, I take that responsibility.
I have many contacts in
the passport department.
But one needs a lot of
money to go abroad.
I've already sold all my property.
Whenever the village has
faced any problem...
...the villagers collect donations
from the people. - Right.
And then, he's the biggest problem
of the village! - Hey!
I mean, he's about to solve the
village's biggest problem! Yes.
The villagers will arrange
for the money.
But he's never set foot
outside the village!
How will he go abroad?
Sir, why not send another
villager along with him?
Yes, that'll be fine.
- Yes.
Who's the most idle person
in the village?
Most idle...
Rangeela!
I... I know... no English! I won't go!
C'mon! Go, Rangeela.
What are you talking about?
- I'm not going!
Don't be so melodramatic.
You're not going forever!
They are gone! Why worry now?
Sing and dance along!
Dance to the beat of Bhangra!
Celebrate the end of nuisance!
'Welcome to Delhi airport.'
Stop fooling around!
Ma'am, where's gate number 2?
We're not strolling in the fields.
We're going abroad.
Walk straight.
Don't look at the ceiling and walk.
Sir, watch out!
Where's my passport?
You stupid!
You're stupid, your father's stupid...
...and moreover, your sister's stupid!
I just want to go to
my beloved's house.
I just want to go to
my beloved's house.
Sir, you're boarding the wrong flight.
You're supposed to go
through gate number 7.
Your staff directed
us to gate number 2.
And now you say gate number 7!
Sir, leave or you'll miss the flight.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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