Chuet sik san tau Page #3

Yes, we're going.

- Hurry up!

Gate number 7 is over there.

Number 7...

Where are you going?

- Here's the boarding card. - Sorry!

C'mon! Hurry up!

- Thank you.

'Welcome to Egypt.'

Please, enjoy yourselves.

Why do they keep saying 'Egypt? '

Nothing to worry.

It's fashionable to change

the names of places.

Bombay has become Mumbai,

Madras is Chennai.

Lakhanpal has become Lucky!

Exactly! Similarly, Australia

has become Egypt!

We're surrounded by cops

and you're laughing?!

I'm laughing thinking

what just happened.

The one who had to go to Egypt,

has reached Australia!

What must he be going through?

Just imagine!

Now stop joking and get away!

- Alright! Okay!

Rangeela!

It's such a lovely city,

such wonderful people!

They're not only arranging for

our tickets to Australia...

...but also arranging

for our one day visa.

C'mon, let's go sight-seeing.

You must be out of your mind.

For the past 10 hours, our knees

were stuffed into our mouths.

If we don't stretch them now,

we'll be paralyzed for life!

You too lie down.

- You never listen to me!

Stretch your legs. Spread them nicely.

Oh God!

I can't sleep. I'm going sight-seeing.

He's never set foot

outside a village...

...and wants to go sight-seeing

in Egypt!

Go to sleep quietly.

Oh wonderful!

Happy!

Just look at the idiot

stretching himself!

Where's he gone?

If this idiot gets lost...

...I'll belong neither to

Australia nor Punjab!

Happy!

What a beautiful mosque! Hey!

Hey! Stop! Somebody stop him!

Thief!

- Somebody stop!

Thief?!

- Thief! - Catch him!

Move!

Move!

Get out of the way!

Move! Get out!

Get away! Move!

Stop there!

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

God has given you two hands

and legs to work...

...and not to steal.

Give me the purse.

Here, take this.

By God!

Here's your thief.

She'll kill him!

Stop him! His nose is bleeding.

What are you doing? Have mercy.

- Have mercy on a criminal?!

What are you doing?

- I'll call the police.

Wait, my bag!

Sir, please save me! She's

going to kill me!

Run for your life!

Hey! Where are you going?

Where are you doing? Let him go.

- Come back here!

I'll kill you!

O mighty hulk!

I'm not ready to run another

Thanks for your help.

- Yes.

You're really nice.

You had to go through so much

trouble because of me.

No problem.

It's a Sikh's duty to help people.

Well, I must say, you're

a fabulous runner.

And you, a fabulous hitter!

- Really?

Anyway, nice to meet you.

Deep inside.

- Okay, miss you.

Now that's like my lady-Iove!

Innocent looks, aggressive nature...

By Lord! She's set my heart on fire.

Oh no, he messed the place. - Oh no!

He should be around here.

Sir! English!

Turban man?

- No!

Green... Tall...

- No!

My friend, turban!

- Your friend?

Catch him!

- Get out of here! - What happened?

Catch him! - Run for your life!

- Don't let him escape.

God has made you so beautiful!

God has made you so beautiful!

All I want is to stare at you...

Oh Careful!

- Don't push! - What's the matter?

Oh! It's you.

- It's nothing.

The earth shook, I became

giddy and fell down.

The earth shook?!

- Yes.

Nothing of that sort happened.

No, it did. You must've not realized...

Anyway, forget it. What

are you doing here?

You too want to get a tattoo done?

- Tattoo?!

Photo. I mean, a picture. See?

Yes, I too want a tattoo.

Get a nice tattoo done.

Okay? - Okay.

Did you say something?

- There he is! Get him! - Nab him.

I was asking in Arabic,

if there was a boutique nearby.

Oh I see. - I want to buy a dress.

It's my friend's party today.

Anyway, nice to meet you again!

Good bye.

- Good bye.

O shopkeeper, tattoo

her beautiful face all over me!

Taxi!

Taxi! Taxi!

Strange country!

The taxis here don't seem to halt!

In my country...

...people would've fought tooth

and nail to give you a lift.

You're interesting.

That's because I speak the truth.

Hence, people endear to it.

I'm running late.

I'm hungry too, but these lousy taxis!

Will you sit in that red Impala?

Whose car is it?

How does that matter

to you? Come with me.

Okay.

- Careful.

What are you doing?

- Quiet! Hey!

This will spoil the car's engine.

- How's that?

Go and tell them that I'm a very

good mechanic from India.

If he fixes the car,

they'll have to give you a lift.

Go, hurry up!

- Isn't it working?

Excuse me? Do you have

a problem with the car?

This mechanic is from India.

Should he see? Check?

Yes, yes.

- Okay.

Greetings!

- Greetings!

I'm a mechanic from 'Guru

Nanak' garage in India.

It's not the bonnet,

the problem lies inside.

Searching for the problem.

Okay?

Ask him to start the car.

- Try and start the car.

Just try. - Wow! - That's it.

It's all God's grace!

India is great!

- Yes!

Can we go?

- Yes, sure!

Happy!

This idiot will never improve!

Do you want to drink?

Now, that's like it!

Have some?

Yes, thanks. I see, you like

to drink like us men.

Give me some as well.

Do check your bag, to see

if anything's missing.

Not needed. The bag is empty.

The bag is empty?!

You harassed the poor

fellow for nothing!

Poor fellow?!

He is a criminal! And for

your kind information...

...I'm studying law!

I see, you're becoming a liar!

Not liar, a lawyer!

I'm doing research on criminology.

- I see! I'm writing a book on...

...how to wipe out the criminals

from the society.

Must I say something?

Don't hate the criminals.

One can reform them. Hello!

One can never reform them!

The criminals are a disgrace

to the society...

...and any punishment meted

out to them is less.

These criminals should be...

I'm a kind of girl who

likes a little fun.

And loves the game I want to play.

I think naughty is nice

and sugar is spice.

Are you listening to what I say?

We have nothing to

fear or worry about.

So c'mon baby, get down!

C'mon everybody, say it loud.

I'll tell you what it's all about.

Hey man! C'mon!

Let's get down, get to it.

Hey man! Have a little fun.

There's really nothing to it.

Life's a party, why

are you so stuck up?

Get a move on boy and you'll see.

- Hey man!

On your mark, be steady. Are

you ready to play with me?

All the ladies...

...are going crazy with the rhythm.

The music is speeding.

Yes, it's heating up the night.

Life's a party.

Live it to the fullest.

Who cares about what

will happen tomorrow?

It's my wish...

...to make you sit beside me.

It's my wish...

...to make you sit beside me.

It's my wish...

...to make you sit beside me.

It's my wish...

...to make you sit beside me.

Just one time...

Just one time...

Just one time...

Embrace me...

Embrace me, my lady.

Embrace me, my lady.

Embrace me, my lady.

I'm a holler to my ladies,

to my divas, to my girls.

We're just looking for some fun...

...not diamonds or pearls.

Say you want to come along, we're

going to have a lot of fun.

We're going to party all night

till the sun comes up.

In the morning, a new day

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