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Anyway, what do the village

girls tell about me?

Do you think you're

a supermodel

that they'll enquire about you

forgetting their husbands?

They don't have time

to spare for their family.

Forget it. Why do you

bark like a mad man?

Tell me why you

came to Bengaluru.

It's a long story.

Do you want the synopsis?

Go on.

- Hold my hand.

"Mandya's king came

from the town."

I had a scrumptious meal.

- I'm glad you did.

Every lit building in your view

is a part of Bengaluru.

It looks like the Mysore palace

has been lit. - Yes.

You cook well.

Where did you learn it?

There's a cook downstairs.

- A cook?

She's lost her husband.

She has a kid.

She used to call me for help

every now and then.

I used to keep going.

I used to eat at the hotel before.

After I met her,

I eat at home.

I don't care about your

personal matter.

Chikka, listen!

- Tell me.

I want to grow fast

and make a lot of money.

Oh!

- And become famous fast.

People should build my statue

and worship it.

That's how I want to become.

How can I achieve this?

Look, I'll do anything.

But it should be big.

I can't take up menial jobs.

You want money without work!

People in Bengaluru

work day and night

and yet they're unable

to buy a plot of land.

So, what do you want to do here?

Look, today I might

be a star from Mandya.

Someday, I'll definitely

become a superstar.

Do one thing.

Tomorrow morning,

a smarter person than you..

What!

- I mean a smart business man.

Arrange a meeting with him.

He'll advise on what

business I have to do

and how I should grow.

I'll do these calculations.

Some people can be advised,

and some can't.

I have a friend who is

a business consultant.

I'll arrange a meeting with him.

Hi! I'm Johnny, MBBS.

Come, welcome..

- Hello..

Raja, He's Johnny, MBBS,

the one I told you about.

Hello..

- Hello!

Chikka, damn you.

- Why!

May you rot in hell.

I asked you to arrange a

meeting with a brilliant person.

But you've brought a fool.

Tell it. - Do you know

what MBBS stands for?

Master brain plus business service.

He's going to make

your life better.

Is this why he's jumping? - I

informed you on the phone, right?

He's dreaming of marrying

Aishwarya Rai overnight.

I see..

Mister, spit out information

about your date of birth,

birth star and horoscope.

Will you analyse the spit

to give me a solution?

Look you don't have a goal.

You don't have passion.

If one has to prosper,

he must be financially stable.

You need to first understand

what financial stability is.

Hey, I do have money..

- I have a piece of advice.

If you want to become rich

you must enter the film industry,

become a hero and have a following.

You don't have it.

If you want to become

a prominent politician

you must build contacts

and rise to the top.

You don't have these qualities.

And if I think about making

you a religious teacher

you are lustful.

Besides, you say that

you won't take to crime.

So, the last option is..

Henceforth, you should

f*** around with people.

Mr. Johnny, you leave now.

We'll discuss the rest

at night over alcohol.

Okay, thank you..

Okay, sir.

I bless you. You're lucky..

Hey, Chikka, I asked you

to bring a smart person

but you've brought a fool.

Don't you have sense.

Get out.

Hey, get lost.

Are you blind?

Can't you see the road?

Get lost.

Go wash your face.

Get lost, idiot.

Buddy! - Yes!

- Who is she?

She is stunningly beautiful.

She's the daughter

of a millionaire.

She's lost her mother

and doesn't have any siblings.

That's okay! - They have a

bungalow down the road.

Are they very rich?

- Yes.

So if they are rich,

they think can do anything,

And we should tolerate it?

Can't I scold?

If you want to scold her,

you should marry her.

Should I marry her?

- Yes.

What is it?

- No way.

What is it?

- I'm feeling shy.

Don't loiter around.

Go after her

and make her fall for you.

You will make

a one-shot fortune.

Hey, but listen carefully.

- Okay.

I challenge your manliness.

How dare you question

my masculinity!

I hail from Mandya.

I'll prove my manfulness to you.

Give me her details.

Her name is Nitya.

She enjoys with her father's money.

Let her. - She passes time

by working in a software company.

There is no history of a guy

who succeeded in wooing her.

That's not history. Wait

and watch how I create history.

I will loyally love her,

as you asked me to.

I will earn fame and fortune.

I swear on your head!

Well done, my son!

Good idea..

You need money to fall in love.

If you need money, you must work.

What the hell!

- Oh, my God! - Hey, Raja!

'Love psychology'

"Love.."

"He decided to love,

and now he's always after her."

"He went after a girl."

"He was on her like a hound dog

on a fresh scent."

"Will she see me and smile?"

"Will she accept me or reject me?"

"Will she see me and smile?"

"Will she accept me or reject me?"

Yuck! No!

- "She had taken his breath away!"

"Love.."

"He decided to love.."

- I should make her fall for me

any which way. - "...and now

he's always after her."

E-Excuse me.

- "Love.."

"Love.."

- Yes.

Good morning. Hail Karnataka.

India is great!

You are Miss India.

My name is Rajkumar.

I hail from Arapanahalli,

Mandya district. - So what?

All of a sudden

I saw you on the road one day.

I had a tingling sensation

in my body and mind.

As time passed,

I couldn't eat, drink water

or sleep.

Even if I lie flat on my bed

and watch the creaky fan turn

I can't fall asleep.

I feel restless all day.

I don't know what to do.

I went to the terrace at midnight

I thought I'll see the moon.

The moon disappeared!

Suddenly, Lord Shiva,

Goddess Parvathy

Lord Brahma, Lord Vishnu and

Lord Maheshwara appeared before me

and looked at me

in bird's eye-view.

They showered me

with tonnes of flowers.

Each flower fell on my heart..

And said, 'Fall in love with her'..

- Hey!

Each flower continued to do so.

What do you say?

Do you accept?

What are you staring at?

Are you staring at me

because I'm dark-complexioned?

To fall in love, you should have

money and good qualities.

I have good qualities.

And you have money.

If both of us unite

as in a joint venture

the rainbow won't be

confined to the sky.

We can live a life together with

rainbows at every step we take.

So, what do you think? What do

you have to say about the proposal?

I need to seek my boss's permission

each time I take a decision.

Boss.. Who do you mean by boss?

I mean my dad.

Your dad.

My future father-in-law.

All right. Go ahead and ask.

Fine, give me a day's time.

I'll ask him and tell you.

Okay? Bye.

"Love.." - Can I keep

a flower on your head?

So nice! - "He decided to love,

and now he's always after her."

"Love.. - This our love story,

my beloved."

"He decided to love..

- It's a beautiful song, no matter"

"how many times I sing. - ...and

now he's always after her."

I love you!

Nitya..

How did your father respond

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