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to our love proposal?

He asked me to say,

'I love you! Colourful!'

Is it true! I'm elated.

Beauty..

Beauty..

What an idiot!

What did you do when I was asleep!

You stepped on it! Moron!

Hey, Chikka.

- What?

I can't seem to sleep.

I can't wait for morning.

I wonder what she'll say

in the morning.

I could console you

if you were in pain

but you seem to have gone crazy!

Let it go! When she wakes up in

the morning, she'll take a dump..

I mean, she'll tell you

what she has in mind. Leave it!

Go to sleep, Raja.

Sleep!

Good grief!

Good Lord!

Chikka.

Chikka!

What is it now?

Chikka.

You can survive

if you jump into a waterfall

but if you jump into the depths

of love, it's hard to survive.

I'm unable to sleep.

- All right, buddy.

Raja, I didn't know

that you were in pain.

Let's do something in the morning.

Go to sleep now, pal.

Sleep, Raja.

Come, sleep.

How did your father respond

to our love proposal?

He asked me to say,

'I love you! Colourful!'

Nitya..

- May you rot in hell!

Get lost, man!

He asked me to say,

'I love you! Colourful!'

That's why..

Poor thing.

Are you unable to sleep too?

It was cold.

I came to take the blanket!

As a woman,

when I can stand tall

why are you swaying in shyness,

being a man?

That's how he is.

He looks down when he's shy.

Hey, Raja.

Why are you being hesitant?

Ask her what you have to?

I'm feeling very shy.

By the way, what did your dad

say about our love?

He said that I'm making

a mistake for the first time.

Only after we make a mistake will

we know that we made a mistake.

He asked me to love

and not make love.

He asked me to stay within limits

and not cross the line.

That's why..

I'm ready to fall in love.

Tell me, when shall we meet?

So sweet of you.

Even I'm ready to fall in love.

Before we begin..

It's valentines' day.

Just touch me once.

Touch me..

"Software girl.."

"Underwear boy.."

"Software girl.."

"Underwear boy.."

"They are in stupid love."

"It's like giving a BMW car

to a local garage for service."

"It's like grooving to local beats

in a discotheque."

"It's like having one-by-two cups

of tea and a bun in Coffee day."

"It's like the value of rupees

and dollars interchanged."

"It's like a guy who used to eat

only bread gets to eat cake!"

"Software girl.."

"Underwear boy.."

"They are in stupid love."

"They are in love.."

"Did you see how my heart

beats for you!"

"How did the decent heart

lose its way?"

"It's like advanced YouTube."

"It happened to get uploaded."

"A Facebook account

with someone else's face."

"If caught,

it will be a cyber case."

"It's like the moon

has been painted"

"and the heart has been zipped."

"Love is serious. It's like

the race of a limping horse."

"Girls always have

their earphones on."

"They don't listen

to the boys' talks."

"The heart answered.

The dream was hung."

"A guy's life ended up

as an item song."

"This is Sunday bazaar love."

"This is a hot and spicy

phase of life."

"He was bowled out and the movie,

Dirty Picture, was sold out."

"Girls have a variety of clothes.

Boys have only loincloths."

"The rural boy became a hero.

A modern girl caught his eye."

"The touch-screen time.

There's no value for the touch."

"The world of WhatsApp.

Meeting up has lost worth."

"Males are full of feel.

Females are full of zeal."

"He is filled with love!"

"Popcorn girl.."

"Cubbon Park boy.."

"They are in stupid love."

"They are in love.."

You are very entertaining.

I feel very happy.

- All right.

I will ask you three questions.

I want to see how you answer.

Bless me!

Hey! First question.

My parents have named me Nitya.

What will you call me

affectionately?

You want to know what

I will call you affectionately.

Kage!

That means crow!

Kage means..

When I was in pre-nursery, I was

in love with a girl named Kaveri.

In nursery, I was in love

with a girl named Geramma.

She was from Madikeri.

That's why I can never forget them.

That's why I have formed a name

out of their names, 'Kage'.

Who are the enemies to our love?

The sun that rises every day,

the breeze that blows every day

the necklace around your neck

the earrings on either of your ears

the toothbrush you use

to brush your tooth

the soap you use to take a bath

the towel you use

to dry yourself with

the puppy in your house

and the watchman

in front of your house.

They are all my enemies.

I feel like crushing them all.

I'm fair-complexioned

and you're dark. Why is that?

That's because all of you are rich.

You all drink milk,

eat butter, curd, pizza, etc.

That's why you're

fair-complexioned.

We're all poor fellows.

We drink coffee as

soon as we wake up.

After that, we have 'Ragi Mudde'

and 'Ragi Rotti'.

Along with 'Uchhelu Chutney'. That

is why we have a dusky complexion.

You answered very well.

Moreover, you look very good

in the dress you're wearing.

By the way, you must have

many sets of clothes, right?

Many sets?

I have a godown full of clothes!

Tell me if you want some too.

I'll bring them.

But you should return it

in the evening.. - Hey.

What will you give her?

Take off the costume.

The directors are waiting.

Give it to me, first.

Take it off. - Nitya.

My friend has come from my town.

I'll have a word with him.

Wear these glasses and stay cool.

It's late. Do you want our costume

to wear on your dates?

Give it! - Why did you come here?

Don't you have the shoot?

Give me the costume, first.

The shoot has been stalled.

The director and the producer

and screaming their lungs out!

Hey, my girl is looking.

Don't say anything now.

I'll pay extra. Go now.

I'll come in the evening, go!

You haven't paid

the rent for a week!

Do you have the capacity

to pay extra! Take it off!

I say, take it off! - Please don't!

- Remove!

Take it off! - She's looking, sir!

Please! - Don't give me excuses.

I'll give you a tight slap!

That's more like it.

Look at you. I gave the costume

thinking you're a good person.

You dare to shout at me now!

I'll give you 10 minutes.

If you don't give it by then, I'll

reveal your secrets to your girl.

My friend..

- Is this a costume?

Poor thing. You trouble yourself

a lot for my sake, don't you?

If I tell my dad about this,

he will be very happy. - Oh, no!

Why will you tell your dad

about this! Don't!

I'll think of more creative ways

to love you!

Don't worry!

- Is it?

Here.

- What's this for?

Conveyance. - I see.

- Keep it.

What's the conveyance for?

- Because you love me.

Is this the conveyance for love?

Once we get married, I'll have

tonnes of money, won't I? - Yes.

I'll go and talk to my dad about

getting married and settling down.

Okay. - Bye. Ta-ta.

- Give me the glasses.

I brought it in rent.

- Bye.

Ta-ta! I got money!

- Hey!

I need to go for the shoot!

Give me the costume!

Raja, after you get married,

even I'll stay with you.

Friends should always

maintain a safe distance.

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