Cinderella: Once Upon A Time... In The West Page #6

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Hey, Ma, can we

take a breather?

Nah! We ain't stopping

till we find our little prince

and the filthy vermin

who helped him.

Hope that heat didn't get him

and bake his brain.

Those fools should have never

Iet him out of that room

without his little hat.

- ( grunts )

- Move it, you big ugly beast!

( Bob laughs )

This is for you, Cinderella.

Why have you helped me

like this, Cinderella,

with all the risks

and dangers involved?

What do you think?

l don't know.

You're kind of an angel--

an angeI

fallen from heaven.

- Cinderella?

- Yes?

- Would you smile for me?

- What for?

Because l need to know.

And if for once you say that me,

Cinderella,

- am this princess of your dreams--

- Huh?

No more lovey-dovey talk!

We've got a probIem.

We'll soon be leaving

the beIIy of the earth

and not in a good way.

Hang on!

( all shouting )

Hold on like a mouse

to a baby's skuII!

( both screaming )

( squawking )

( Cinderella grunts )

WeII, then,

considering where l am,

it seems the great shaman's journey

ends here.

( bird squawks )

Bueno!

Jefe will be very happy

when I bring to him

this excellent news.

Ow! Ah, jefe!

lf you would just listen--

Disturbing me while l'm making

macaroons for the duchess.

l ought to hang you.

But, jefe, on the deck!

Look, you'll see!

l was right in the middle of preparing

the custard-- the most important part.

- Ahh!

- ( grunts )

( grunting )

Barbazul:

Bueno!

Now we can finally get down

to the business at hand.

( laughs )

Go and get the duchess.

Yi-ii!

Here is your sombrero, jefe.

- Oh! Madre de Dios!

- ( garbled groaning )

I toId you to never

let that little pest on board.

Now that she's here,

Big Storm can't be far away.

Not Big Storm, jefe.

His name is Little--

Ah!

Welcome. We've been

impatiently waiting for you.

l'm so glad to see you

aboard my ship.

- You are too kind.

- ( Cinderella grunts )

Ah!

How l hate that infuriating little pest.

Tie her up right away!

You may wish to be

a bit more respectful to her.

She might summon

Big Storm after aII.

Believe me,

that would be a bad idea.

Vladimir!

You've finally come!

Just in time to have tea.

Well, not exactly a proper tea,

since someone

who will remain nameless

walked away and didn't finish

making the macaroons!

( laughs )

Lady Duchess,

that no longer matters,

for l regret to inform you

that teatime has been canceled.

Mother,

you are incomparable.

Oh!

l see you've brought someone along

to keep you company.

Now who is this charming

little pigtailed cowgirl?

( garbled )

Jeez, it must run in the family.

- Her name is Cinderella.

- Hmm, she's a big pest.

Thanks to her, we're here.

You have no idea the many dangers

her and l have faced

together.

Why didn't you call us?

We would have rushed to your aid.

lsn't that right, Barba?

( grunts )

This one to the mast,

secureIy attached

so she can't get away.

Andale!

lf my princess could be here,

she wouId beat

these little bandits up.

CindereIIa:

Hmm hmm hmm !

Enough of this!

The time has come

to sign the paper, Duchess.

Oh ho ho ho ho!

My poor friend,

you actually believe my son

wiII Iet you do that?

( laughs )

( grunts )

Ah! WeII,

unfortunately, Mother,

l just might disappoint you

this time.

( grunting )

Barbazul:

Listen to me, Duchess,

on this ship, when you dive,

you do not return aIive.

Oh, l see.

You're making threats now?

l am so disappointed in you.

l mean, really now.

l never imagined so petty.

( growls )

- ( cannon blasts )

- Whoa ho! Ahh!

Whoa-ah!

Whoa-aa!

Everyone to your stations.

Prepare for combat, on the double!

( Cinderella moaning )

- ( cannonfire blasting )

- Mmm !

( ship creaking )

( birds squawking )

Be sure not to do anything

to my prince, you idiot.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Uh-huh, uh-huh.

( rumbling )

( moaning )

Felicity, you little witch!

Get them immediately!

Make macaroons of them. Hurry!

( cannonfire blasting )

( ship creaking )

Duchess:

Oh!

Jefe, we are done for!

Keep bailing,

you useless bunch of idiots!

You're worthless.

l'm so sorry, jefe.

l'll go grab your Parmesan.

- And l will go get the nutmeg.

- Jefe? Jefe?

We are out of sarsaparilla.

( Duchess laughing )

Hyah!

( grunting )

Barbazul:

Deserters! Cowards! Sheep!

Get back here!

How dare you abandon ship

right in the middle of a battle?

l'll skin

every one of you alive!

Excuse me, but l believe

I can definiteIy say

with a boldness that even

amazes me

that you wiII not be

skinning anyone alive.

( grunts )

Bueno, then l'll have to settle

for shortening your line of succession.

Do not worry, my princess.

l'm coming.

- Hyah!

- Ha ha.

You can try to escape,

but that's not going to happen.

l'm going to cut you into pieces!

( grunts )

Then l'm going to feed you

to the fishes!

Ha ha! Got you.

You know,

just between you and me,

l prefer you

to the one at the ball.

( Cinderella grunts )

l'm gonna take you apart!

Oh!

l'll squash you...

like a tiny little bug!

( grunts )

Oof!

Believe me, l know Vladimir.

There are some looks that cannot lie.

Mother, please,

it's very hard to concentrate

with you talking on incessantly.

S. I am sorry,

but l must agree.

What l am doing here

is muy importante.

Excuse me, my dears.

Carry on. We'll just watch.

- ( grunting )

- ( laughing )

- Huh? Huh?

- Ahh!

Ol!

( Harmony moans )

Ahh!

- Huh?

- ( blasts )

Duchess:

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

- Oh!

- ( grunts )

( garbIed )

Ah, no, no, no!

Oh!

Thank you.

Enough of all this kidding around.

Duchess, you must sign now.

You sound Iike a broken record.

lt's getting quite tiresome, you know.

No offense, but l really think

you should strongly consider

- a new line of work.

- ( grunts )

Oh! What is happening?

But then again,

who am l to say?

- You certainly are original.

- ( Barbazul grunting )

Thank you again

for being so decisive,

but about this tooth l have--

can l please have a smile?

- You never give up, do you?

- ( gunfire popping )

l'm wondering,

Your Grace...

Your girlfriends

were missing you.

You didn't feeI

welcome enough with us,

so you decided

to see the country?

Right, we certainly do have

a lot to talk about.

But for the moment,

this vessel is sinking,

so it's not really the time or--

Wrong! We'll pick things up

right where we Ieft off.

Now you're aII ours.

Bring me the captain.

FeIicity:

And you, nasty little beast,

wait till you see what l have

in store for you.

- Right, darIings?

- Yeah, it's gonna be the best.

First up, we're gonna scratch your eyes

right out of your head.

Second, we're gonna cut off

one of your Iegs.

It'II be too funny

to see you limping.

And third, we're not sure,

but we'll think of something.

( grunting )

Ah!

( grunts )

FeIicity:

Come on!

( laughs )

But, Felicity, there must be

some kind of misunderstanding.

CIam up!

You're the captain, right?

You can marry people, right?

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