Circus Kane Page #5

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they're all really dead.

Roxy got ripped to shreds by barbed wire

and Billy got a hatchet to the back.

Well guess what?

I just called an ambulance,

the closest one is two hours away.

Jesus Christ, what

the f*** do we do now?

We're all gonna die.

We're not gonna die.

No, it's okay, we just

gotta keep it together, okay?

I sure as sh*t know I'm not

gonna die at this house,

so we just gotta get back

to where we came from,

start from the beginning and try

to find a way out of this, okay?

Let's get out of here, go!

Come on.

Let us out!

Hold on, I can pick it.

What the hell?

How are you gonna do that?

With my pocket knife.

You sure? / Yeah.

Oh that's gnarly.

There's no use.

Well there's no use just standing

around, help us, come on.

Hey was that thing there before?

No.

I'm not going in there.

Uh guys, guys.

Oh yes you are.

Go now, go, go, go!

What the f*** place is this?

In order to truly triumph,

one must travel to the depths of hell

and still come out on the other side.

Oh f*** that.

Go, god dammit, Kane.

This is not getting us anywhere, guys.

We have to keep pushing forward.

What's that sound?

I don't know but it can't be good.

I think he wants to help us see.

Go grab those glow sticks.

Oh my God!

What?

It's just water, I'm fine.

No!

No, no!

Hello, motherf***er!

We gotta keep going.

Who the hell is that?

Kane.

Balthazar Kane, in the flesh.

Or.. what remains.

We're getting out of here, you psycho.

In due time, boy.

In due time.

Such a pity, you two came through for...

Almost at the end.

Why?

Why would you do this?

This magnificent

theater of pain and blood?

Tracy, Tracy, Tracy!

My boy...

I am the hunter who

eats the flesh of his prey.

Calling the herd of mankind.

One, two, three.

With my teeth and claws.

You're insane.

Insane in the membrane.

Careful that's very sharp.

Now am I insane or are you just

too weak and pathetic and scared

to look into the abyss?

To stare into the faces

of all of God's monsters

on Heaven and Earth that await you

in the black hole of eternity?

I don't expect you

lemmings to understand a lion,

or an ant to comprehend a

giant's view of the world.

You have no right, those people died.

Yes.

They died, horrible painful,

beautiful, sublime deaths.

Baptism of blood for the great horror

show that waits for all of us.

You see boy, death is the one true God.

And I am death's tattered angel.

Spreading her cold harsh words

one soul at a time.

What?

Fear not, your death, your death

will have a place in history, yes.

Your pain and suffering, and sacrifice

will grant you immortality at my side

as a small part of my horror legacy.

My... legacy.

Balthazar Kane's legacy of horror.

No, I'm not gonna be

a part of your legacy.

And if you don't let me out right now,

I'm gonna gut you like a f***ing fish.

That's it, boy!

Gut me like a fish!

Gotta keep the show and

the people entertained

'til the very f***ing end, now don't we?

Wouldn't want to disappoint your

f***ing horror fans, would we?!

Gut me like a...

"And at its heels,

leashed in like hounds,

should famine, sword and fire,

crouch for employment.

But pardon, gentles all."

"Cry havoc, let slip the dogs of war."

What is that?

What is that?

Run Tracy, run Tracy, run!

All right, play time is over.

And then there were two.

Where are you, my little piggies?!

Where could you be?

Those crazy fucks are still in here.

Tracy, wait!

Fe, fi, fo, fum,

I smell the blood of

my piggies as they run.

Shh, it's me, it's me.

We need to split up.

Are you insane?

It's the only way.

So very nice of you to invite

me to play hide and seek.

No Scott, we can't.

There's two of us, there's one of him,

there's other crazies but

we can sneak up on him

and then take care of them later.

Trust me.

Oh my God!

And then, there were one.

Tracy my dear, did you know that the

human head weighs eight pounds?

Chop away, boys!

Tracy my dear, where are you going?

You're my last little piggy.

Open the door.

Open the god damn door, dammit!

There she is, my final girl.

Such a perfect taboo for a finale.

You, my sweetness, you must

be so, so very honored.

What the hell do you want from me?

What the hell do you want from me?

No no no no no, we already

played that part of the show.

This is the fourth act,

that was the second act.

Let me refresh your memory,

see I've been playing

the monologue-ing monster,

who loves the macabre,

being very politely,

very politely answering

all of your questions

and giving you hints.

And allowing you to

run all over my house

playing hide and seek,

which I do rather enjoy.

But now, there is only one

little piggy and that's you.

And this is where we get down to the,

well, my favorite part of the show.

The bone, the blood,

the gristle and meat.

All right, let's make this

interesting, shall we?!

Let's add some stakes to

our final death match!

Open the door!

You've heard of the saying,

life is pain, haven't you?

Well this is a little game I

like to call, pain for life.

How do you play that game, Johnny?

Let me tell ya

right now how you to play the game.

All right, final girl, come on down,

you're our next contestant

on pain for your life!

In this chest, what do we have?

We have here on the side

a little magic button.

And what does that magic button do?

Well let me tell you, folks,

what the magic button does.

It holds the key to all of final

girls dreams, desires, and hopes.

And what would they be?

Well let me tell you folks

what those things are,

those are freedom,

the front door, security,

and a boring f***ing life.

Isn't it amazing, final girl,

how one's life can

come down to one thing?

And that one thing is...

surviving the pain.

Naughty little piggy.

That's it, final girl, I knew

you wouldn't disappoint.

No no no.

That was not very nice!

Piggy piggy piggy!

Tracy, my final girl.

Where are you going?!

We're not done yet.

This is our denouement.

Every show must have a proper ending.

Are you okay?

What?

Are you okay, Miss?

What's your name?

Tracy.

We have to get out of here.

Call it in, we have a

possible 187 and 245 A.

No, no, no, you don't understand

he's still in there, he's coming.

Please come with me.

No, you have to end this,

please you have to end this!

Tracy, my love, this has to end.

Freeze, get your hands

up and get on the ground!

Freeze, get your hands behind

you head and get on the ground.

Do it now!

I said freeze!

Sorry gentlemen, that's

not how this fairy tale plays.

Stop!

No, not at all.

I'm not gonna warn you again,

get your hands up, drop the weapon,

get down on the ground or we will fire.

"Why, man, doth bestride the

narrow world..."

Stop! Get down now! /

"And we petty men."

"Walk under his huge leg and peep about

to find ourselves dishonorable graves."

Drop the weapon now!

Magic is sacrifice.

Freeze!

That man tried to murder me.

Look, I've got a house full of

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