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Class Page #5
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- Year:
- 1983
- 98 min
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at Vernon to be accepted into Harvard.
Jonathon, how wonderful.
Congratulations.
Why don't you try the roast, dear?
It's a superb cut.
Thank you, sweetheart.
Wish we had food like this at old Vermin.
We'd probably have a lot fewer suicides.
If you concentrated more
on studies than jokes,
perhaps you too would've been
accepted into Harvard by now.
Well, uh, Jonathon, back to Harvard.
I imagine this is a very
exciting time in your life.
Oh, yes. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
I bet you are. Well, it's a turning point,
really. If you study hard at Harvard,
you'll be able to write your own ticket.
Darling, get me some more wine,
would you?
Why don't you wait for the last course?
That was quite a display
you put on at the dinner table.
I guess it doesn't matter
what you do in private.
Let me tell you somethin', lady.
As long as you're in this house
with me, representing this family,
you will control that neurosis or whatever
the hell it is you think you've got.
And you'll behave like a Burroughs even
if you don't feel like one. Is that clear?
Jonathon?
Jonathon, I have to talk to you.
What do you want?
- I'm so sorry.
- Sorry?
- Jesus, your son is in the next room!
if I'd known who you were.
Look... I... I need to explain.
- No. No, you don't.
- Please.
Jesus, I don't know
what you want from me.
If you want understanding, OK.
I understand.
Would you please hold me? Would you?
No, I can't.
(knocking) Hey, ace, are you awake?
Argh! Sh*t!
Ow! Jesus.
What are you doing?
Uh, I was trying to open
the door for you. I tripped.
What a gonad!
Get dressed.
So, what did you think of dinner?
It's, uh, pretty f***in' entertaining, huh?
Do you ever wonder if
Actually, I think my parents
have a pretty normal relationship.
He tells her exactly what to do,
and she ignores him.
I'm never gettin' married.
- Neither am I.
- That'll break a lot of hearts.
- How you doin', Jonathon?
- Good.
Good man.
Who wants to race me to the fence?
- How about you, Skip?
- Whoa!
Come on!
How are you?
I want you off this property today.
- So, how was the snow where you were?
- It was fabulous. We had five inches.
Oh, man. Comin' back here
is depressing enough.
Havin' to face exams
is almost more than I can bear.
Having to examine your face
is almost more than we can bear.
- Funny.
- You're a mindless idiot. I mean it.
You're a wit, Roscoe. You're a true wit.
- See you later.
- OK, bye.
(bugle)
OK, you guys, the kid is back!
- Hey, buddy.
- Miss me?
Do you really think an investigation
of our students is necessary?
Yes, I do. So does the state of Illinois.
I want to see the student files
as soon as possible.
I think the only way
Uh, yes, sir. It's, uh, me, sir.
And what can I do for you, Mr Maybaum?
Mrs Hayworth needs your signatures
on here. I mean, your signature.
To sign it.
(yells)
I don't get it! I don't get it!
I don't wanna get it! I hate it!
- Skip.
- No, forget it. There's no way.
I'm a dead man.
Adios, Harvard. Bonjour , Trade Tech.
OK, look, look.
If the area un... Skip.
If the area under the curve
represented by F times the quantity X
is bounded by vertical lines X = sub A
and X = sub B, what do you have to find?
- A gun. It's hopeless.
- (knock at door)
Meeting in Roscoe's room after lights out!
That's in three hours. I better get ready.
All I heard was that he was
talkin' about some investigation.
- What investigation?
- I don't know. That's what I'm tellin' you.
(knocking)
(all mutter) ..five, six, seven, eight.
- Jonathon, telephone.
- (mimicking) Jonathon, telephone.
- Hello?
- (Ellen) Jonathon?
- Oh, God.
- How are you?
- Are you serious?
- Why didn't you say goodbye?
- Look, you ordered me off the property.
- Did I?
- Don't play games with me, huh?
- I have to see you.
Yeah, I can't talk. I gotta go.
- Take care of yourself.
- Yeah. Yeah, you too.
- Why don't we just kill the guy?
- It'd be good if we could.
- Who was it?
- Huh?
On the phone.
Oh.
My mom. The dog died.
No sh*t.
- What does this guy look like?
- Hitler, man. The guy looks like Hitler.
He's got a little moustache and beady
little eyes. He stares right through you.
The bastard never blinks. I was in there
for five minutes, the guy didn't blink once.
He just... stares right through you.
He goes...
Yeah!
All right, so it's me,
Roger, Doug, and Barry.
(knocking)
..five, six, seven, eight.
- His dog died again.
Shh! OK, look, here's the plan.
This is the bedroom.
There's a window here.
If it's clear, we'll all come around
this corner and go through the window.
- Search for anything.
- Anything.
- Yeah, I'm still here.
- (Ellen) Just to talk. Just for an hour.
- I can't, OK?
- Jonathon.
- Can't.
- Just for an hour.
Please. Come on,
don't call me any more, all right?
Jesus.
(tuneless singing)
OK, let's go.
Come on, come on!
Shh! Get down. Let's go.
- Holy sh*t!
- What?
- Guy's a f***in' narc!
- Shh!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Sh*t! Let's get outta here!
- Is anybody there?
- Go! Go!
Get outta my way!
Get outta my way, dammit!
- Sh*t!
- Come on, man, move it. Go. Go.
Hello?
- When's the bust?
- I don't know!
Raid. Raid, man.
- What's goin' on?
- The guy is a narc.
- You better dump it all!
- I'll never make it through exams now!
Quick!
If you have anything,
you'd better dump it right now.
- How are you gonna flush that?
- Watch me.
Outta my way. I got sh*t to flush here.
Make way, gentlemen, please.
Read 'em and weep.
All right! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
All right! All right! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Jonathon! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Ya-da-da-da-da-da! Ya-da-da-da-da-da!
- Skip! Skip.
- Well?
- You passed.
Passed, my ass, man.
We're number one and two, me and you.
Thanks to you, we're a friggin' genius!
- So we're gonna party our balls off.
- I can't.
- I didn't hear that.
- I gotta go to Chicago.
- Great thinkin'. I own the town.
- No, come on, I'm goin' alone, Skip.
Jesus, not that sh*t again. I told you to
forget about her. You'll never find her.
No, I'm not goin' for that.
I just wanna be alone, OK?
OK.
But next time you're feelin' sad and blue,
to put on his big red nose
and floppy shoes just pour vous.
Adios... Mr Morose.
Yeah! Yeah!
Jesus Christ, I'm not the one who calls
you up every week for a month, OK?
Do you understand your son is
my roommate, my best friend, OK?
I can't believe we're arguing about this.
I came here today cos I felt sorry for you.
Where the hell do you get off
talking to me like that?
You don't know anything about me.
You don't know anything about my life.
When I first saw you in that bar...
you were pathetic.
You were a sympathy f***.
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