Class Rank Page #8
- Year:
- 2017
- 108 min
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So my senior year
I decided the best way
to get Kevin to see me
in a romantic light was to flirt
with his best friend Craig.
Now I know it was wrong to
use Craig to get to Kevin.
I didn't care. I really liked Kevin.
One night at a party,
our flirting went a little to far
Did Kevin like you after that?
No, what he hated me.
Turns out he was gay
as a French horn and
Craig was his boyfriend.
Craig broke up with him
because he cheated with me.
My point is I hated
myself for what I did.
Not only did I not
Kevin as my boyfriend.
I lost him as my friend.
Did you guys make up after that?
Yeah, we did. Summer after graduation.
What did you do?
Said I was sorry.
Hey man.
Salutations.
Saw you on T.V. You rocked it.
Thank you.
Hey are you feeling alright?
Your observational skills are acute.
You want to talk about it?
Like psychotherapy?
I was thinking more like friends.
Can I show you something in the back?
Attention shoppers,
planning a special event?
We'll be sure to visit our
catering department.
These are all originals?
Yeah, it's a little bit of everything.
Check this out.
You've captured my essence.
Where did you learn
to paint like this?
Yale.
You went to Yale?
Summa Cum Laude, bro.
I need a favor.
Why are you wearing oven mitts?
Cause the quiche is still hot.
Will you buy that?
Come on in.
That was a lot more
fun than shuffleboard.
Yes it was.
Yes it was.
And a good morning to you sir.
Did you mix up your medications,
Grandpa?
You have a certain glow
to you this morning.
Haha... I'm thrilled to be alive.
What's the matter?
The Editor-Ln-Chief has assassinated
my political aspirations.
Let me see this.
What's the matter with this?
There has never been a candidate
like Bernard K. Flannigan.
He would be an influential member
of the Board of Education.
Flattery will get me nowhere.
Although we cannot in
good conscious endorse
him for this position.
We have no doubt we
will be hearing his name
for years to come.
In fact, we think
that it would do Bernard
a great disservice
to shackle him with a four year
Board of Education commitment
instead of allowing him to spread his
wings at an out-of-state university.
Now what the hell is
the matter with that?
Grandpa, studies show those
who vote are the most inclined
to read the newspaper.
your Political Science 401 class.
Okay, so you're out you lose.
That's it.
Go ahead and quit. Walk away.
Quit.
Been granted permission by the
principal to miss classes today.
Would you like to accompany
me as I campaign?
I'll be right back.
What am I supposed to do, huh?
Big day. 'B'.
Indeed it is. Did I receive any mail?
- No.
- Okay.
it chance even though
Nobody thought Truman would win
in 1948. But alas he beat Dewey
despite a three-way
split in his own party.
Got my fingers crossed for you, 'B'.
Excuse me ma'am.
Hi, I'm Zev August from LHS LIVE!
Today, we're conducting an exit poll
to get some insight
into today's election.
Would you mind sharing
with us who you voted for?
Um, I voted for the two adults.
You heard it here first.
The exit polls are trending
towards the incumbents.
However, the polls will be open
for another five hours
so there's still a chance
for Bernie Flannigan,
the hope of the high school.
Veronica I have consulted
various medical journals
and have discovered
that it is physically
impossible to choke to death
from swallowing your own pride
so with that let me say
Cu...
Is everything ok, sweetie?
Yeah, everything is good.
Good.
I need your opinion though.
Okay.
What top with this skirt?
Good evening,
good evening everyone.
to Michael Dukakis in 1988.
The anticipation felt just like this.
As the mayor,
it is my duty and my honor
to read the election results.
With six thousand,
four hundred and fifty-eight votes,
the first open seat on the
Livingston School Board goes to
Mr. Ernest Del Tufo.
Thank you so much.
Congratulations. So welcome sir.
So welcome sir.
And we have one more coming.
With six thousand and
seventy-one votes,
the second open seat on the
Livingston School Board goes to...
Thank goodness.
Ms. Bindu Parikh.
The people have spoken.
I know it hurts.
It's a bump in the road.
Abraham Lincoln lost
just about every election
he was ever in until
he ran for president.
I'm well aware of the legendary
losers who have once been
in my position.
But that's not the point.
The point is those were great men.
They went out into the world and
learned how to better themselves.
And then, one day when the
opportunity came they simply
changed the world.
for you not to go and get
in the finest university
you can find and then one day
when your time comes
you sir, will change the world.
Thank you.
Bernard, I'm sorry you didn't win
but there will always be a next time.
Yes. Yes, you are absolutely right
Ever tried. Ever failed.
No matter. Try Again.
Fail again. Fail better.
You are a remarkable young man.
Thank you.
Now, would you mind giving
my grandfather a ride
I'd like to take a solo
ride to clear my head.
It would be my pleasure.
Hold your head up high.
Thank you for not endorsing him.
You have nothing to thank me for,
you wrote the op-ed.
Now he's got no excuse to stay
at home after high school.
And you've got no excuse to stay
home and not go traveling with me.
You sneaky little person.
You want me to go to Lithuania?
Yes!
Oh, God. I can't even spell it.
Hi Bernard.
Hi.
I'm sorry that you lost.
It's ok.
We gave it our best effort.
And I'm sorry I read your mail
and for everything I said.
You didn't deserve that.
No, you were right.
If you didn't knock
on my door that day
I'd still be living
in a fantasy world.
You made me a much happier person.
That's why I'm going to do this.
Honestly, I thought she was a lesbian.
I wish that were me.
Do you think maybe you
could give me a ride home?
Yes... haha.
Excuse me Mr. Bernard.
Yes, young citizen.
Can I get your autograph?
You want my autograph?
He's a big fan. He wants to run for
the Board of Education next year.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
Shall we go?
Do you want the first
seat or the second?
Second is great.
- You're ready?
- Ready.
Veronica will you go
to the prom with me?
Definitely.
I have the perfect dress.
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