Clinger
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- 2015
- 81 min
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Sh*t, f***!
God damn it!
My God, my
God, are you all right?
I'm fine.
I think you dislocated
your shoulder.
Damn it!
I... I think I should call 911.
I'm training for
an important meet.
I have to keep going.
Absolutely not.
I need you to pop it in.
Like, I can't do that.
It's a slow and steady pull,
directly away from my body,
without any sudden movements.
I-I-I-...
Do it on three.
Okay, I-I can do this.
I can do this.
One, two, three.
My God!
I'm Robert.
I'm Fern.
Yeah, I know.
I... I sit behind you
Wanna hang out
on Friday, Robert?
I was hoping you would ask me.
Wanna hook up in my car?
With who?
Is it the guy from the car wash?
Or is it the guy who
wears his hat backwards?
Or is it that guy
from your school
who had that thing for me?
Kelsey, don't you have
anything better to do?
No, I'm on my vacation days.
It's a-it's a perk of being
unemployed-self-employed.
'Kay.
Well, use a condom.
Bye, sis.
Hey, Fern, it's me, Robert.
I'm thinkin' maybe I may
throw a party sometime,
like at my house,
with all my friends.
I got friends, a lot of em'.
Hey.
Robert, are you taking
another long shower?
No, Mom!
Fern Petersen...
Robert, will you...
Will you be my girlfriend?
Wait, is he
supposed to ask that?
Hey, Robert.
Fern, you look amazing.
Thanks.
So how far are we
gonna go tonight?
I d...
That's not
what I meant to say.
I meant to say how
far are we gonna drive
because I have to be home by 11.
I have practice
tomorrow.
Actually, we don't
have to drive anywhere.
You know, I think my favorite
thing about you, Fern,
is how graceful
you are.
This is a work in progress.
As long as you'll
be my first boyfriend.
Yeah.
Hey.
Christian Singles Magazine
says you have to be sexy
and spontaneous.
And don't
forget to swallow...
-Moe.
-Your pride,
because relationships
are about compromise.
I'm so happy for you, Fern.
Eskimo.
Do you wanna have sex soon?
Soon would be nice.
Well, I just don't
know if we're ready and
I want our first time to be
perfect.
Perfect.
I know. It will be.
Because you're perfect.
Happy one month anniversary.
Happy one month and
one week anniversary.
-I love you beary much.
-Happy one month
and three week anniversary.
I love you beary much.
It's what our
kid will look like.
I made it on the internet.
He seems like the
perfect boyfriend.
For the love of God, break up.
I mean, I see what
he was trying to do.
Fern, where do you
see yourself in a year?
At MIT, running
for the track team,
and studying neuroscience.
See, you're gonna be
miles apart from each other
and you won't want Mister
Crazy latched onto you.
By the way, which of these
socks puppets do you think
better exudes professionalism?
The blue one.
But Robert has
perfect eyebrows.
And he has an enormous,
throbbing heart.
I want a guy like that.
I'm the sister here,
I give the advice,
and you are not helping.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, if you
wanna go to MIT,
you can't be tied down.
But, I mean, should
I break up with?
Should I keep it going? Should I keep
it going and then break up with him?
I mean, how is this
supposed to work?
It's like when
Mom and Dad say,
"Kelsey, why don't
you have a job?"
And I say, "If I had a job,
billionaire entrepreneur."
You have to stick to your
plan, no matter what.
Robert, she's
going to love it.
It sure is swell, kiddo.
Thanks, Mom and Dad.
Hey, check this out.
Robert, it looks
a little dangerous.
Yeah,
that's my name.
Damn it.
I wrote that last year
when I sat behind you
in Ms. Gerritt's class.
That's so sweet, Robert.
I actually have one
more thing to show you.
Wait here.
Wait, Robert, I have
to tell you something.
I know what you're gonna say.
And I've been wanting to say
it, too, for the longest time.
Fern Petersen, I love you!
Wait, what?
My God!
We're so sorry for your loss.
We brought you some lasagna.
Thank you.
Do you remember how
Robert used to sit in class?
He would always raise his hand,
like he was trying
to tell us something.
He was trying to
tell us something.
And then he would
be at his locker...
getting books.
You're so eloquent, Jenny.
Fern, I am so
sorry for your loss.
If you ever need a best friend,
I am always here for you.
Thanks.
Didn't you wear
that dress at formal?
It's so cute.
You should say something
to his parents, Fern.
You killed him,
Fern.
It was all your fault.
He died for you, Fern.
Fern?
You know, funeral etiquette.
What?
Fern.
You were the one.
The one.
He really was a good guy.
You know what you need?
A rebound.
Kelsey, it's been a week.
Sh*t.
This week has gone by slow.
Everyone's wearing
black armbands for Robert.
Robert's in Heaven now,
playing angel games
with his angel friends.
Keep your chin up.
Eskimo.
So, you doin' okay?
Not really, no.
Sorry, that
was a dumb question.
But if you ever need
anything, just let me know.
Psyched for game day, man?
Yeah.
Hey, listen, you know,
My turtle died last week,
so I know exactly how you feel.
I'll see you around, Fern.
See you, Harlan.
If you slow down,
I swear to God
I will scream
loudly in your face.
Sorry, Coach Valeria.
Don't apologize to me.
Apologize to yourself.
Sorry, Fern.
Much better.
How much time do I have to
cut for a shot at the MIT team?
At least five
seconds off your 400.
I'll get it down.
I know.
And sorry about
your dead boyfriend.
Side hug.
Maybe I'll see him
lingering around somewhere.
Sounds like he had
a tragic death.
What?
Never mind.
I made you macaroni
with bacon bits,
because when I was a
cook in the Marines
that's what we served
this to boost morale.
Semper Fi!
You know I really
did like Robert.
He was really cute.
He could play guitar.
I think he'd be the next
Bob Dylan if he... lived.
Mom, Dean can stay
for dinner, right?
Yes!
I can't stay, babe, dinner
meeting tonight.
Also gotta feed the dog.
It's been like
three days.
I love you.
Cool.
See you, Fern.
People like Dean are
the reason this country
is going down the shitter.
Dad!
Coach Valeria?
What the hell
are you doin' here?
You're a ghost hunter?
Sh*t.
I don't do that anymore.
Wait.
Go away, Fern.
I need your help.
Nice place.
Ghost hunting
makes a lot of money.
But that website
was from the 90's.
I been meaning to take it down.
Coaching has been my cover
ever since I... retired.
Well, can you unretire?
Please.
I get the job done, that's it.
Don't be calling me at
all hours of the night
when your doodads are
floating around your room.
Thanks, Coach.
Now when did the
hauntings begin?
Last night a heart
appeared in my macaroni
and earlier in the
day there was this...
Sounds like a love ghost,
but it could be a
butt-burrowing lava demon.
God.
Fern, you don't want to
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