Clinger Page #2
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- 2015
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get involved in this sh*t.
Love ghosts have been
known to manipulate reality
and make things come to life.
And butt-burrowing lava
demons, well... they hurt.
They come in through
the back door.
I mean, back door, back door.
Brrrr.
All in your insides.
Ignore the hauntings.
I'm not ignoring Robert.
And I'm definitely not
ignoring a butt-eating fire...
Butt-burrowing lava demon.
Amateur.
Bingo.
Amorem excitare spiritus.
I took Latin
for a semester.
If that helps at all.
My.
Damn, it's a love ghost.
And your eyes
were turning white.
How does that even happen? I made a
connection with the netherworld.
To deal with love ghosts you
have to know three things.
Rule number one, to summon
Robert, say his name three times
while standing on your head.
Rule number two, love
ghosts can't move on.
Literally. They can't move far from
the places you spent time together.
Rule number three, only
you can see Robert,
since he's your love ghost.
No one else can see him.
Ignore Robert. Sooner or later he'll
be swallowed into the hell pits
of eternal darkness.
You'll never have to
hear from him again.
Just don't piss off love ghosts,
they can be deadly.
Fern, you can still walk away.
I'm not leaving
Robert like that.
When love ghosts
get outta hand,
it can turn a regular guy
into a complete madman.
Side hug.
Robert. Robert.
Robert.
-Fern, dinner's ready.
-Fern.
You-you're not mad at me?
Why would I be mad at you?
I love you.
I was planning on telling you,
such a blur.
I must've caught a
bug or something.
Robert... you're bleeding.
Really?
Here, this'll help.
Fern, dinner's ready.
Sexual harassment.
It's everywhere.
It's on the streets.
It's in schools.
It's in the workplace.
And why is it everywhere?
Because the people
aren't educated.
So I, Kelsey Petersen,
have taken it upon myself,
with my latest startup business,
to educate the people
about sexual harassment,
but in a totally fun, new way.
With sock puppets.
Sock puppets.
Sexual harassment
sock puppets.
They make sexual harassment fun.
It's great that you're starting
your own business, Kelsey.
It's my fifth business.
Entrepreneurship is the
backbone of our country.
Capitalism is evil.
But this idea just
doesn't make any sense.
Well, it has some kinks.
I'll figure it out later.
It's okay, Kelsey.
Kelsey?
So, Fern, still tryin'
to pork your boyfriend?
Dean!
What?
He die-!
What?
He died.
about writin' that
into your college essay.
You know, they love
tragic sh*t like that.
That's very funny, Dean.
Dean, I suggest
you leave, right now,
or I'm gonna pull up
your personal website.
I'm outie!
What website? Babe?
What? What website?
Well, if it makes
it any better,
Fern was about to break up with...
-Kelsey!
What?
No, Robert, I...
I told you she needed therapy.
Why are you hugging her?
Why didn't I get a salad?
Fern, what were they
talking about in there?
Robert, there's no
easy way to say this,
so I'm just gonna say it.
Say what?
The other night,
you lost your head.
I apologize for
the other night.
I don't even remember
what happened.
No, it was cut off.
I think we should
break up.
What?
You're dead, Robert.
I'm a vampire?
You're not undead.
You're just dead.
Ghosts are way cooler
than vampires, anyway.
So, that's why no
one was talking to me?
Can anyone else see me?
Maybe you should
take some time
Fine, I'll go to my grave.
That'll be fun.
Sh*t!
to walk through walls.
Yeah.
There ya go, sweetie.
Thanks, Flapper Girl.
Good day.
My name is Temperance Baker.
We're grave neighbors.
This is my tombstone.
Hi, I'm Robert.
Why the bitter
countenance, Mister Robert?
Mostly this and
there's this girl.
We're in love, but she's alive.
I was in love once
with my husband.
Our matrimony was...
mostly perfect...
Yah!
There were a few
bumps in our road.
Mister Robert, never
let go of your beloved,
for nothing is more
precious than love.
Hey, guys,
in light of Robert
Klingher's recent passing,
brought in a specialist
to speak to you
guys about grief.
Good morning,
Patrick Moore High.
Kelsey, what are you doing?
I'm diversifying my company.
Shush.
I hear you all are grieving.
I'm Kelsey Petersen,
CEO of Sock Puppet
Therapy, Incorporated.
And my friends and I
are here to tell you
that grief is okay.
Before we get started, I need
a volunteer from the audience.
Anyone?
Fern.
Come on up here.
Come on, Fern.
Just put on the sock puppet.
And if you could read the
lines from this script,
that would be awesome.
Fern and I are going to
recreate a conversation
that a lot of you
have had lately.
Whenever you're ready, Fern.
"Have you heard about Javier?"
"Yes.
"He is dead now and
he's not coming back.
"My emotions are
really turbulent.
"Why did this have to happen?"
"Everyone dies eventually.
"Some sooner than others.
"The important thing
is that he loved you."
And you, and you,
and you, and you.
Thank you, Fern.
That was lovely.
And thank you for
the segue, Fern.
grief is denial.
Robert, Robert, Robert.
Why'd you summon me here?
You said I needed
time to myself.
I wish I had a cute musician
to teach me how to play.
Preferably one with big
eyebrows and a dashing suit.
What else can you do?
If you're going to stay at school
then you have to be quiet.
Beats hanging out
in the cemetery.
In two weeks we have the biggest
Goddamn meet of the year.
The Patrick Moore Invitational.
Yeah!
I need everyone to
give 5,000% at practice.
If you lollygag,
I will sh*t on you.
Especially you, Carla.
Get outta here.
Yeah.
That gives us two weeks to get
your 400 down to 56.
MIT?
No, no, but it's
my dream school
and it's only four years.
Yeah, but what if
Do I just cease to exist
I'm pretty sure I could
never forget about you, Robert.
MIT is overrated anyways.
Let's go, Fern! Let's go!
You don't want to get into MIT.
You don't want it bad enough.
One!
One!
Hey!
So tonight, we are going
to have a romantic dinner
at the cemetery at six o'clock.
I would love to,
Robert, but I...
I have cheese.
It's goat cheese.
Like the goatiest
of goat cheese.
You're gonna love it. I have
to finish up that lab report.
No, no, no, look,
look, look, look.
I've also got wine.
This comes from the
hills of Venezuela.
I don't have time
tonight, I'm sorry.
Look, I am going
to be at the cemetery
and I know that you
will make some time.
Robert.
Robert.
It'll be just
like our first date,
but I will be way less awkward.
Do you know
anything about ghosts?
You're weird.
No, but I do get why
people believe in them.
They're comforting.
When my grandpa died
when I was seven,
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