Clinger Page #3
- Year:
- 2015
- 81 min
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I'd like to believe
that he was a ghost,
helping me with my homework,
playing chess with me.
Sorry, was that TMI?
No, it's okay.
I'd better go.
If I leave Jenny
alone in the lab
she's probably
going to blow it up.
So see ya.
All right.
See ya.
Okay, well, I'm going out.
Good luck with
this, best friend.
Jenny, wait.
Wine, Robert?
I know you're trying be cute,
ghost magic isn't cute.
I'm finishing this
lab no matter what.
Robert, being dead does
not give you the right
to be obnoxious.
Robert!
Robert, where are you?
You destroyed my lab.
You have
a new boyfriend?
No.
I left these for myself.
That's unhealthy, Fern.
Robert's an angel in heaven now.
He's not.
Never mind.
Eskimo.
Robert loved you.
He wrote a song on
his guitar for you.
I got so wet from that.
N...
My eyes, they
teared up so much.
Hi, Fern.
Hi, Moe.
So how'd the lab go last night?
Well, you left, but my...
So, because Georgia,
Natasha, and I
are the most esteemed women
at Patrick Moore High,
we feel we have certain
responsibilities
to the students' bodies.
Student body. It's a...
So, what do you
think of these?
The Robert Klingher
Foundation for Beheaded Youth.
So that what
happened to Robert
never happens to
anyone ever again.
The probability of
that happening is like
a million to one, so like...
I know. You are so unlucky.
And he, like,
actually liked you.
That's rare for a guy,
especially for you.
No offense.
I'm sorry.
When I need time to be alone,
I need you to understand.
For you, I will do anything.
I promise.
I missed you.
Wait, wait, wait,
I want this to be perfect.
It will be.
We just have to try.
Actually happening.
We're really doing
this right now.
Intercourse.
Together.
Fern's around, just ask her.
Fern, can you help me
with my.
Sorry.
God I feel like the
mom from "Black Swan".
Sup?
Don't-don't look at this.
I'm so sorry that happened.
No, I-I'm sorry.
So are we still?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
It's okay.
You ready?
This is fun.
It's hard and fun.
We are having sex.
We're having sex.
Wait, Robert.
I think I'm gonna...
Robert!
I love you, too.
My God!
I don't think I can
do this anymore.
Look, we don't have
to have sex again,
we can just snuggle.
Robert, you're a great guy,
but our relationship is doomed.
Our love survived death.
But we don't fit into
each other's life plans
or death plans, sorry.
Robert, I think we should
stop seeing each other.
No one can see me but you.
Hello?
Best friend.
-Hello, Jenny.
-You must be so lonely without your beloved Robert.
So I'm inviting you to my
exclusive party, you sexy b*tch.
What an honor.
And you can bring your
second best friend, Moe, too.
See ya soon.
So a party.
What do we do?
Act natural.
And dance like this.
Twerk it out.
Hey.
A drink to ease
your pain, Fern.
And one for you, Moe.
I don't drink and I
have practice tomorrow.
To Robert, the only
boy who ever loved you.
Sinner!
Screw it.
I don't think.
We're killing this handle!
Wait. No, no, no,
Fern, Fern, Fern.
I'm in.
My God, blood!
My God!
I told you she was weird!
Fern?
My God, are you okay?
Do you need to go
to the hospital?
I had too much to drink.
Is there a toilet?
Okay.
What has gotten into you lately?
What the f***?
That'll show her.
Our first time
was supposed to be perfect
with trumpets and butterflies.
Your first time drinking?
No, my first
time hav...
Fern?
I forgive you for
ruining my party.
You're my best friend.
I'll always be here for you.
I will stay here all
night if I have to.
Nap time.
Moe, can you,
deal with this?
Okay.
Come on, Fern.
Let's, Fern?
Come on, let's get you home.
Okay.
You need to cut...
Three seconds, I know.
Crazy girl.
Hey, you look
down in the dumps.
Yeah, I'm pretty
bummed about my ex.
Why, I mean, you'll
get over her soon.
It's a high school relationship,
it's not meant to last.
Like it's, it's
not serious, right?
You know what we should do?
We need to get in a car, and
just lean out the sun roof
and let the wind
blow in our face.
Just like they do in the movies.
That sounds dangerous.
Yes!
Look, you can go
a little faster.
What if Principal
Almond sees us?
The best thing ever!
The best day ever!
Yeah!
Sorry, bro.
Stay away.
Marcus, is that you?
Sh*t!
Hey, Harlan.
I just had a run in
with floating scissors.
Leave me alone
whoever you are.
Shoo.
Robert's tried to hurt
Harlan... with scissors.
I said, go away!
Read this, basic info
on vanquishing ghosts.
You'll need one of these, too.
Don't point
thing in my face.
A toy gun?
It might look like a toy,
but it's your best
defense against ghosts.
It paralyzes them temporality.
Take these, too.
You take one, you see all
ghosts, not just Robert.
Even when they don't
want you to see them.
What's in this pill?
Ghost science.
Shut the f*** up.
Stop haunting my porch, Granny.
F*** you, Valeria.
F*** you, too.
Get some sleep.
Practice will be rough tomorrow.
I still need your help.
I retired for a reason.
I love you beary much.
I love you beary much.
I love you-love you beary,
I love you beary much.
I love you beary much.
What the hell
were you thinking?
I was showing you
how much I love you.
Robert, get out.
I wish you'd stay dead.
Robert, I'm sorry that it's
my fault that you died, okay?
Please.
But this just can't work.
It's not that you're dead.
It's that I'm alive.
I just wanted things to
be the way that they were.
I'll stay outta your hair.
The living toddle on,
begin their lives anew,
but we remain alone.
My husband bequeathed
his love to a new wife
and they lived
happily ever after.
How I wish my husband
could've passed when I did.
We could have spent
the afterlife together.
Forever.
"It's not that you're
dead, it's that I'm alive."
What was that, Mister Robert?
I wish I had a boyfriend
who would go to town on me...
with gifts like these.
Besides you, Jesus.
I wish I could find
a guy like you.
So let me get this straight.
Robert comes back as a ghost.
So ghosts are real now, cool.
He listens to me talk about
my sock puppet startup,
which, by the way, failed
because Kickstarter
took all my money.
It's a really a
f***ed up system.
Kelsey?
Sorry.
You guys ready?
My entire conception of reality
has been shattered, but, yeah.
Yes!
My God, you got into MIT?
Yeah, they sent out most
of their acceptances today.
Got in MIT.
Congrats, Larry.
Dude, how many people
did you have to bang
to get in there?
Congrats, Larry.
That's my boy.
Yes!
Thanks, thanks,
thank you.
You're kinda hot.
That's my boy.
I'm proud of this man.
Thanks, thanks.
Hey, congratulations.
58!
If you want the
MIT to notice you...
I need to drop
my time down to 56.
I know.
That scout's going to be like,
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