Clinger Page #4
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- 2015
- 81 min
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"Who's that skinny white girl?"
and I'm gonna be like,
"Its Fern, b*tches."
Cute.
Did you vanquish Robert?
He vanquished himself.
We're goin' out for
the evening, honey.
Aren't you guys a
little old for that?
No.
As long as I can have a beer.
You can have a beer
and you're gonna try
the hookah this time.
No.
You promised me.
I know.
Robert, get out!
I said that we were over.
Yeah, because you're alive.
I get it.
I'll be with you
the entire time.
All you have to do is make
It'll be worth it.
Fern Petersen...
will you die for me?
Kelsey! Kelsey!
Kelsey, get back to bed.
Shush, Dean.
What? Hey.
Hey, sis, what's goin' on?
Robert's trying to kill me.
What?
Get a weapon.
Take one.
This is Valeria, don't
have time for your sh*t.
Bye.
Valeria, Robert's in my
house trying to kill me.
And any help would be
enormously f***ing appreciated.
Come on.
F***, you're still here.
Babe, I came up
with a safe word.
Yeah, look who finally
decided to join in.
Pow, pow, pow, pow.
Hey, come here, Fern!
You are disgusting!
You a**hole!
Octopus!
Yeah.
No, you're not supposed
to f***ing like it.
We are over!
I love you beary much.
What the hell was that?
You are beary special.
I love you, I love
you beary much.
I love you beary much.
I love you beary much.
Sh*t!
What is that?
What is that?
My God!
What the f*** is up with that?
Fern, I brought
you a load of goodies
for your meet tomorrow.
I love you beary much.
That's not good!
That's not good!
That's not good!
-I love you beary much.
-F***, Fern!
F***!
F***!
You're a heartbreaking
witch, Fern Petersen!
Kelsey!
No!
B*tch!
Who are you hitting?
I love you beary much.
Go get them.
What the!
Get off me! My God,
I don't want to die!
My God!
I've never been married,
I've never had kids,
fingers in her.
I love you.
Fern, if I can't come
in your front door,
can I come in your back door?
Okay.
I love you beary much.
Kelsey, before we die,
I gotta confess,
I cheated on you with
with the huge tits.
I am glad I got
that off my chest.
What are those things?
What the hell are those?
I love you beary much.
My God.
My f***ing God!
What the f***ing, f***!
Dean!
Robert!
No, no.
Die, motherf***er!
Kelsey!
Got a band-aid?
Here.
Behind you.
Get the f*** out, Robert.
I'm not scared of a water gun.
It's a ghost laser.
It lasers ghosts.
Well, it's broken.
It won't work anyways.
You sure you wanna test that?
I love you, Fern,
'til the day you die.
Sh*t!
F***!
You're back.
Kelsey.
Dean.
Fern.
Wait, f*** you!
You cheated on me and still
wanna sleep with my sister.
No, f*** you!
You got me killed!
Dean.
You were a god among men, Dean.
I'm leavin' and I'm taking
my flawless body with me.
Fine!
Come on let's go, Dean.
She doesn't deserve you.
I can't believe I
almost married him.
I should really rethink my life.
Also, I can't feel my hands.
Is that normal?
No, that's not normal at all.
God.
Hey, Fern, I've
been wait...
Kelsey got bit by a raccoon?
Poor animal regulation.
It's a citywide problem.
Okay.
I love you, Kelsey.
I love you too, Fern.
Fern, I found this
in Kelsey's room.
track meet tomorrow night.
I don't know why Robert
would do this, I mean,
I don't know why anyone would do
this, but it's pretty messed up.
When he said he loved me,
he must have been lying.
even if it's for only
five f***ing seconds,
they wouldn't do this, right?
Damn it.
Wherever I go he'll find me.
He'll kill Kelsey,
he'll hurt you.
I'll be dead for an eternity
with a bastard who'd rather
kill me than see me happy.
How could God let this happen?
What are we gonna do, Fern?
She will die for
you, Mister Robert.
You're already dead.
What do you have to lose?
If I'm not meant to
be her one and only...
I'll make it that way.
Did you get my message?
I'm leaving, Fern.
I came to this town
to start a new life,
not to do this
ghost-hunting sh*t.
But, Coach, I need you,
the track meet is tomorrow.
Once love ghosts go down
this path, they're unstoppable.
What am I supposed to
do, roll over and die?
Fern, when I was your age,
I was in a car accident.
The car accident killed
my mother and my granny.
They came back as love ghosts.
And at first, we were so happy.
And then they tried
to make me join them.
I vanquished my own mother.
And to this day my granny
haunts me, bitter and alone.
Love ghosts can only be
vanquished if they know
you don't love them anymore.
But they can delude themselves
to believe anything.
And it's damn hard to
stop loving someone,
no matter what they do to you.
Coach, you can't
leave me here.
I'm sorry, Fern.
Fern.
Come on, honey.
We know you're still
upset about Robert's death
and about Kelsey's neck.
You know when I lost
my best buddy in 'Nam,
I didn't want to leave
my bunk for weeks.
Hey, Fern, you
know what a SNAFU is?
Situation
Normal All F***ed Up.
Tell her about the, FUPA?
N-no, FUBAR.
Right.
F***ed up.
Beyond all repair.
Yeah.
Hey, you know
what you gotta do?
You gotta get up, and
win one for the Gipper.
Right?
You know who the
Gipper is, don't you?
Yeah, Dad, it's Reagan,
I know.
That's right.
Come on.
Mom?
Dad?
I have something to tell you.
Robert, I hate you.
Robert, I hate you!
I'll never love you, Robert.
Perfect.
Robert, you're controlling,
you're selfish.
Even if I can't
kill you tonight,
you won't win your race,
you won't go to MIT.
You'll stay here with me.
You still love me,
I know you do.
Go to hell, Robert Klingher.
Is this the ice cream social...
for the newly deads?
No, we're killin' someone.
Sh*t!
That is f***ed up!
Welcome to the fifth annual
Patrick Moore Invitational.
If you're driving a
red Toyota Corolla,
you are parked in
a reserved space.
Please move your vehicle
before it is towed.
Concessions are available below
the bleachers... Hey, Moe.
Hey.
Is that the MIT scout?
I think it is.
The 400 meter dash will begin
after a poignant message
Jenny Bernstein.
What the hell?
The Student Council
has renamed this meet
after our dear friend,
Robert, who died horribly,
girlfriend, Fern Petersen,
my best friend.
Hi, Fern.
run on this very track.
Occasionally, he
would glance at me,
but he always remained faithful.
He truly was a martyr.
All proceeds from
this meet go to the
Robert Klingher Memorial
Fund for Beheaded Youth.
2.6 American youths
are beheaded each year.
And we think that's wrong.
Robert, we dedicate this
meet to your memory.
That was a good speech.
Thank you, Jenny Bernstein.
You truly are a blessing
Running for St. Johns
High, Kat Ashman.
Running for Penn Charter...
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