Clockwise
- PG
- Year:
- 1986
- 96 min
- 645 Views
Right, Orridge,
Popple! Potel!
...cannot but feel deeply humbled.
Five years ago, if I may be
personal for a moment...
of a rather obscure, maintained
comprehensive school...
Stimpson.
Can you make 3:
30 Mondayor 4:
30 Tuesday?No, 10:
35 on Thursdayor 12:
10 Friday.Ah, can't do I'm afraid.
Or we could say 11:10 Friday week.
That's fine for me, whatever suits you.
Don't run!
Sharon Seeds...
...arrived at the annual meeting
for the first time,
amazed to find himself invited
to become one of your very select
handful of additional members.
Come in!
He listened to the headmasters of schools
with great and glorious names...
Come in... great and glorious names...
Headmaster...
Eton and Harrow, Winchester
and Westminster.
Am I taking 4H in G3
at 10:
30?...as they expatiated upon
scarcely did our nervous new boy...
open his mouth.
Sorry. This is your thing
with all the posh schools?
Joan said that I'm taking 4H in G3
at 10:
30.I thought I was taking
Peter Styles is taking 4H in G3
at 10:
30.Right Ted, 2:
15.Slay 'em at the conference, Brian.
Tell all those upper-class ponces
we're gonna hang 'em from the lamp post
Right, thank you Ted!
Ah, you're taking 4G in H3
at 10:
35.Oh, God!
at Harrow!
Well, that obscure comprehensive school
was none other...
than Thomas Tompion.
And that overawed new boy
was none other than me.
Little did he dream,
within a few short years he would
be standing up here himself
as the very first comprehensive school
headmaster ever...
the Headmasters' Conference.
Clint...
Where do you think
you're going, Clint?
The Guinness Book of Records?
Every day this term so far,
isn't it Clint?
Well don't just stand there, Clint!
Run!
And come out from that doorway!
Not you... you!
Yes you, I can see the smoke you fool.
I can see your feet!
Oh, it's you!
Right, now I've got some sad
news for you all...
I'm going to be away today.
I knew you'd be heartbroken!
Right. Now where am I going?
To the University of Norwich
in the fair county of Norfolk.
And why am I going there?
Because that's where this
year's annual meeting
of the Headmasters' Conference
is being held,
and you can all feel rather
proud of yourselves.
Because they don't let just any old headmasters
into the Headmaster's Conference, far from it...
The Headmaster's Conference is
the organisation to which
all the great independent schools of this
country belong, places like Eton and Harrow,
Winchester and Westminster.
The fee-paying schools.
The 'posh' schools that we
all look down our noses at,
and that we'd all send our children to
if only we'd got the money.
They don't usually let in headmasters of
common old garden comprehensive schools,
of schools like this one.
So, why you ask, why did they
let me in?
Well, I'll tell you why.
They let me in
because you and I,
all of us together,
have made Thomas Tompion one of
the best schools in the country.
Right then. But today...
But today is
because today
today I take over as Chairman,
Chairman of the Headmasters' Conference,
and I shall be the first chairman
in the whole of history,
in the whole of history
who is headmaster of an ordinary, common
old garden state comprehensive school.
So it really is one for the
Guinness Book of Records!
Right then! So what am I going to
tell them in my speech this afternoon?
I'm going to tell them how
we did it!
I'm going to tell them how we all decided
that we wanted a well-run,
orderly school...
a school where we all knew what we were
supposed to be doing, Jimmy Picken,
a school where we all knew which room
we were supposed to be doing it in.
I'm not looking at you, Wendy Pilbrow,
or you, Gary Bottoms.
...and what we were supposed to be doing
it with, Debbie Jones.
And above all,
Clint Ailing and Dean Schreiber,
please note...
when we were supposed to be
doing it!
Right...
Hymn 122:
You're here again, Gayle?
What are you here for, Shaun?
Don't know. What are you here for?
Oh, I'm... I'm merely...
I'm just...
Hello, Mrs Stimpson.
Surprised to find you lined up
with the...
What have you been...?
What?
Did you over-cook the...?
Or were you late getting
him his...?
Go on, hit 'im in the face!
If you think 9:
20 outsidemy study means
be back here at 9:20 every day
until you learn to tell the time!
I told you 9:
50; the train'snot till 10:
25.What do you want?
Please sir, it's about
starting Greek, sir.
to the railway station.
What's 9:
20?Executions, sir.
Executions. Mr Jolly?
I used to be like you.
Always late.
Oh yes, forever in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
I know what you mean, but I just
thought I ought to...
One or two things...
One or two problems...
One or two personal...
I was like some miserable child
wandering round the school,
with his calculator in one hand
and his gym shoes in the other,
and not the slightest idea
where he's supposed to be.
G3, Leroy!
I know the feeling.
We all go through it, John.
We all get lost.
I'm afraid I've got into...
Bed, John.
Oh no, no, no. Nothing like that!
Well...
Try getting out of it earlier
in the morning.
But the thing is this...
Because the first step to knowing who
we are, is knowing where we are,
and when we are!
The train doesn't go till 10:25.
You're ashamed of me,
aren't you?
You could go over to the hospital.
Don't tell me you're not allowed to take wives,
because if you're the chairman, you are.
I know that.
You could take some of your old
ladies out for a drive.
I don't have to come to the dinner
if that's what you're worrying about.
I could go out and get a
hamburger on my own.
This is a historic moment.
your new chairman.
I said I could go out and get a
hamburger in McDonald's.
Good, good. And did Paul get off
to school on time?
- Right. So you'll find somewhere to park...
- Park?
Make sure the train's running.
If it's not, you'll have to drive me there.
Platform 3,
Right, Norwich. We're on
time today, are we?
On the left.
Right...
On the left, governor.
Train on the left.
Glen Scully and Mandy Kostakis!
Yes!... Right.
Tomorrow then.
Right!
On the left, then.
Right.
- Right?
- Right.
This is a historic moment.
as your new chairman,
something that few of us
ever expected to see happen
in our lifetime.
Something that few of us expected to see
in our lifetime.
This is the train for Norwich?
- Plymouth.
- Plymouth?
That was Norwich on the left.
Wait! Stop!
Right!
The 10:
25 to Norwich?- You've missed it.
- It's on time? It is running?
It's run, it's gone, that's it.
That's alright then.
Gwenda!
Can't you tell the difference
between left and right?
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