Clockwise Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1986
- 96 min
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You said Norwich...
That's Plymouth!
You didn't want Norwich?
The speech!
Speech? What, now?
Wait! Stop!
They've asked me to do some damned
silly things as I've stood 'ere,
but no one's ever asked me to
make a speech before.
Come on! Try this one then.
Plymouth, this one.
The speech...
Please, could you give me
the speech?
Right!
He's back.
You want the speech before
you go, do you?
"My lords, ladies and gentlemen..."
The next one to Norwich?
- 2:
47, change at Peterborough.- Oh!
He didn't like it.
Gwenda!
Gwenda, wait!
Keep going, governor; it's never
too late till the last moment's come...
just so long...
just so long as your wife
hasn't taken the car!
Gwenda!
Where the hell is she?
Oh, you're here. Where's Mum?
- Don't tell me at the school.
- Yeah, I think she's...
I know she was at the school, you idiot. Where'd
she go after that? Don't say the station!
Yeah, I think she said...
God, give me strength!
But where is she now?
She's not at the hospital? She's not...
- ...driving old ladies around the countryside?
- Dunno, she might have said...
She's at the hospital!
Why aren't you at school?
- Ah, well, I've got a...
You've got a free, of course you've got a free.
Only you haven't got a free...
- No, I've got a...
- You've got a study period!
I've got a hangover!
Taxi, taxi, taxi!
Please sir, I'm terribly sorry Mr Stimpson.
Laura?
I'm sorry, Mr Stimpson,
I've got a free...
Right! Laura, hospital.
Right...
Not far out of your way.
It's not a free, Laura, it's a
study period.
Study periods are not frees.
This is your parents' car,
is it Laura?
They don't mind.
You've got A levels this year, Laura, you shouldn't
be driving around in study periods; you're a prefect.
You should be setting an example.
Right... Left!
Right, wait here.
Do you mind waiting? I don't know
where she goes.
I'm only missing biology.
Mind the step.
So, she said:
"Elly, it's no use letting Lou have the
sherry glasses...
"She won't appreciate them,
she won't polish them...
"You know what she's like." So I said:
"Well, all right...
"I've no desire to burden people with
possessions they don't want," I said.
"That's not my intention and
never has been."
So naturally, she thought that if
the sherry glasses aren't going to Lou,
they'd be going to Pam.
But I thought to myself:
"Wait a moment, Elly..."
Keep moving Mrs Trellis,
nearly there.
"Hold on a moment, Elly," I thought.
Are we going to the hospital?
We're at the hospital, Mrs Wheel.
We're just going to have a
little look at the country.
How lovely? Ooh, isn't that lovely?
"Not so fast, Elly," I thought.
"If Pam gets them, she'll give them
to Babs...,
"and we all know what she'll do
with them."
Aren't we lucky!
Are we going to the hospital?
Don't worry, Mrs Wheel.
We'll come back to the hospital after
we've had a little look at the countryside.
And then I thought:
"Well, hold on...
"Millie's living in Majorca.
"Well what on Earth is she going to do
with two dozen sherry glasses?
But I thought:
"Even if she wants them,how should I get them to her?"
Aren't we lucky people!
Maybe I'm old-fashioned,
maybe I don't understand
modern ideas about...
We've missed her. She's gone!
Which way then?
Left or right, Mr Stimpson?
Laura, Laura. Will you drive
me to Norwich?
Okay. Where is it?
It's vital, you see. I shouldn't ask you otherwise.
It's the headmasters' conference.
I'm the first headmaster
of a maintained comprehensive school
ever, in the whole of history, to become
Chairman of the Headmasters' Conference.
- Just tell me where it is.
- It's not far.
Not all that far.
Not too far.
Left or right?
Oh, right...
Left!
No, no... right... right.
- 163 miles...
- Right.
We'll have to ring your mum.
Ah. They've got a phone here.
I'd better speak to her myself.
I'll do it.
I mean, non if she's the slightest
bit worried about it, Laura...
I'll pay for the petrol, of course.
This is a historic moment.
We are going a long way...
We have come a long way...
We are going 163 miles...
John, listen to me, Im going away.
It's over.
No, Norwich.
...if I may be personal for a moment.
I was feeling deeply historic...
Five years ago, if I may be
historic for a moment...
obscure comprehensive school.
Every time she comes to the house,
she makes some little remark...
"Oh Elly," she goes,
"it does take you ages to dust all your glasses...
I don't know how you do it.
"I'm sure I shouldn't like to have
She goes on and on about
those glasses, never stops.
I sometimes wonder if she ever
She certainly never talks about
anything else.
Of course, I don't say a word.
I'm not much of a talker. There's plenty
Well, like that clock...
that came to her,
not that she's ever wound it.
Not that she's so much as looked
at it, from that day to this.
Laura, what did she say?
Oh, it's okay.
...got rooms in that house so filled with things that you
can't open the door. Doesn't know what she's got herself.
I feel very badly about this Laura.
What are you missing?
- You're missing double biology!
- I don't mind.
You should mind. You've got A levels
and I'm taking you out of double biology.
Laura, you're going to discover that life
is full of the most terrible moral choices.
In fact I said to her the other day:
I said, "you know what's going
to happen, don't you?
"Someone's got to sort this lot out when you've
gone, and it won't be Dibs, it won't be Lou...
"oh dear, no, it'll be me!"
But no one pays attention to what anyone
says; I don't know why I waste my breath.
I can tell you she's got a clock in that
house that came from Mother
that's worth every penny of 100.
that day to this.
So when she's in the house
the other day...
That bloke with the doll, did they pay?
They didn't pay!
They've never paid.
Blue 1100, was it?
Laura Wisely!
She's one of his pupils.
How lovely!
I saw the train leave.
Isn't that lovely?
The number! The number!
I don't believe this;
there goes another one!
Don't worry, it's okay. Honestly.
If Thomas Tompion is a success story,
it is because we insist
upon certain traditional standards.
Speech.
It's on the train.
I should like at this point, if I may,
to pause for
say three-and-a-half hours
three-and-a-half into 160...
It's a good thing, actually.
If you hadn't have come along,
I might not be here now.
I had this great row
with this bloke.
I run back to the house and I saw the
car keys, and I thought, "Right!"
We all understand, I think, that
lateness is a discourtesy to others.
What is sometimes forgotten
these days
is that it is three-and-a-half into 16
He didn't like it when I told him
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