Cold Fish Page #6

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Bravo, Shamoto!

Now turn right into Tsutsui's place!

Turn right!

Turn right! You got it?

Tsutsui

What the hell happened?

Darling!

Call the ambulance!

Don't worry, Hiroshi.

The ambulance is coming!

Thank you...

Whatever happened isn't important!

Hiroshi, what we have to do

now is save Mr. Tsutsui!

Tsutsui, hang in there!

The paramedics are coming! Hang on!

Mr. Tsutsui...

He's not breathing! Oh, my God!

Drink this. Get a grip.

No, don't drink it!

Shamoto, shut the hell up!

Where's the ambulance?

It's so late, it's strange!

It'll be here any minute.

I can't even hear the siren.

Did you really call?

It's taking too long!

What have you done?

You've done something!

I'll call them.

It'll be here soon!

What are you doing?

- Give it back!

- Oh, my God!

Hiroshi, calm down.

...I can't breathe.

Sure you can't!

You punk!

Let me go, a**hole!

You!

You idiot!

A**hole!

Aiko!

Let go!

Aiko, pull harder!

Aiko, don't let it go yet.

Oh, boy.

A wig! How self conscious!

You good-for-nothing, fool!

You want to drink this?

Don't be suspicious.

It has no poison in it.

As long as you don't screw up

I'll let you live. You can thank me.

Help us get rid of them.

If you say no

both Taeko and Mitsuko will have to die!

Yes.

Go and watch outside.

Fold it this way.

Good.

All clear!

This idiot is useless!

What about the wig?

I'll put it back on.

Aiko, grab him. Wait!

Put him upright first.

- Have you got him?

- Yes!

Turn the head around.

Go over there!

Shove it in!

One more to go! Move!

Aiko, we can handle it.

Go open the back seat door.

Grab it!

Upright!

- Did you lock the door?

- Yes!

Drive to the shack!

Remember Taeko's and Mitsuko's faces!

Don't do anything stupid!

- Aiko!

- The lighter one first.

Shamoto, what are you waiting for?

Get out!

Shamoto.

Keep going.

Watch your step.

Aiko, open the door.

It's open!

OK, one more to go.

Take it easy!

He did a lot for us!

You had the hots for him?

I'll get rougher then!

What are you looking at?

- The candles!

- OK.

Aiko, give me a meat cleaver.

You can't stand this, can you?

Aren't you going to help?

Okay, I won't force you.

Go and rest.

Aiko, let's get it over and done with.

Hey, make some coffee!

I guess Tsutsui f***ed you, Aiko.

No, he didn't, I f***ed him!

You f***ed Tsutsui, oh, my God!

It was not so... bad.

How big was his weenie?

Just a wee bit bigger than yours.

He told me that he had stamina.

How many times could he do it?

I think I'll leave it to your imagination.

Whenever he boasted about anything

it was always about his weenie!

Here is your coffee.

Coffee! Thank you.

Bring it over here.

This one's a whopper.

It'll take longer than usual.

- You want to watch?

- No...

You can learn a lot though.

If neither Aiko or I were available,

you'd have to do it alone.

Alone...

That's right.

I told you I was going to make

you my apprentice.

You can learn how to make a

human invisible.

Once you learn the art,

you're invincible.

Even you could be invincible.

Hell, it's not easy.

But if you learn how to do it

you'll never have trouble.

I'm not wrong, am I?

No...

First, you chop it in small pieces.

As small as you can.

Bite size.

No larger than chicken nuggets.

Yes, sir.

Next, separate bones from meat.

This is important!

Make sure they're separate!

Hey, look.

It's a weenie.

I'll take care of his weenie.

You fat f***.

He put a pearl on his dick.

Sh*t eating show-off!

Shamoto, you know why

I'm making him invisible?

Not because of what I did!

Money trouble.

You're right.

I gave him enough pocket money

but he wanted more!

He got greedy!

He thought he could have more!

It's bullshit!

It's not that easy.

He got greedy and touched Mr.

Murata's money. He had it coming!

You understand now, you fat f***?

Idiot.

Shamoto!

Just kidding!

It's a joke.

You can go rest some more.

It'll take some time.

Lie down in the living room.

You can get some sleep!

I'll call you later.

We have another body to go.

Did you pull yourself together?

Yes...

I told you, it just

needs getting used to!

Don't worry! You'll be alright.

Nobody's watching.

Don't just stand there!

Get the bags!

What are you waiting for?

Keep it up!

Quickly, quickly! Move it!

Come on!

Can't you move faster?

Hey, you're doing this.

It's your turn today!

Got it?

Go on.

What's with you... you don't need gloves!

Use your bare hands!

Hard work brings rewards.

So pretty.

Like a blooming flower.

Beautiful colour.

You're doing a good job!

You're making the fish happy!

That's fine.

You've done a bang-up job!

It's reward time.

Screw Aiko.

She sure has a great body!

Are you joking?

It's time you accepted reality.

I know you're bad.

I know you are.

You pretend to be righteous.

I hate your kind the most.

You know the reason why

you left Mitsuko with me?

Simple!

You wanted to screw

your pretty young wife.

Am I right?

But you couldn't do that

with your daughter around.

You're so predictable.

So you had to go to a motel

to screw your own wife, right?

You were frustrated because

you could only do it in a motel.

You thought your daughter didn't know that?

You're an idiot! A moron!

You horny bastard!

P*ssy-eating pervert!

Men like you are the worst.

You're unable to go through with plans.

You can't! You can't solve

any problems by yourself.

No wonder the girl's gone bad.

Your daughter's gone

wrong for one reason!

It's because you left it all to her!

Mitsuko made a decision.

She left home so you

could have it your way.

What a selfless angel she is!

So that you can make out with your wife!

Mitsuko left you for me

so that you'd be happy...

So that you can do what makes you happy!

Good-bye!

So you can f*** your wife.

Your wife Taeko...

She's got some body too, eh?

She is a screamer too.

A cute mole on her back!

It's about time you got mad.

Come on!

It's the story of your sad life.

You make your wife

cry behind your back.

You made your daughter a criminal.

But you've done nothing about it!

Me, I'm different.

Sure I murder people,

but I take care of myself.

So both Aiko and I don't

have to watch our backs.

Look back at your sorry life

and tell me,

have you ever dealt with a problem?

Well, have you?

You bastard!

Come on, on your feet!

Come on, kid!

A man like you always ends up

hurting himself.

You know why?

Because you've never

stood on your own feet.

Look at me!

At the cost of having cops and

yakuza after me

I've survived by doing things my way!

You are hopeless.

Get up!

Go ahead, kill me!

Or maybe you will snitch on me

to the cops!

Shamoto.

Go ahead, think of

me as your own father.

Come to Daddy! Hit me!

It's payback for your childhood.

Hit me harder!

Hold on.

Put your hatred in your fist!

Come on!

Good, I can feel your punch now!

Hit me more, come on!

Shamoto, why in the

hell are you crying?

You little prick.

You've developed an annoying habit.

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