Colkatay Columbus Page #4

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"If you want to fetch water.."

He should've stayed in touch

with his family.

I support Sam.

^If he doesn't want to do something

^he shouldn't do it.

^In fact, explorers shouldn't be homesick.

^Do you think I could do this?

^And if I had a Bengali family,

it wouldn't have been possible.

^Think about it.

What if Columbus had a Bengali wife?

^Think about it.

^Columbus is about to leave home

to explore the world

^his wife asks..

Where are you going?

^Why are you going?

When will you return?

^What would you bring for me?

Get 200 potatoes and 500 tomatoes.

^Can't you do this from home?

^My wife would've asked me

to explore from home.

^That's a very common WhatsApp joke on me.

Haven't you read it?

^Just because you could, everyone can't.

^He hasn't gone home for eight years.

- You don't understand my problem.

^My relationship with Shakira..

^I'm really confused about it.

^I don't really love her.

^Her dad's fuel station..

Sneha isn't happy regarding this.

^Let her not be happy.

^You may love your colleagues

^but don't share everything with them.

That's an old saying.

^Why would I love Sneha?

^She is my friend. I like her.

^Sometimes, I tease her.

^I joke with her. That's all.

^Why would I love her?

^I don't believe it.

Sneha is perfect for Sam.

^Shut up!

^Why do you lose this attitude at work?

You start mumbling there

^as if you are some fugitive.

^That wouldn't bother me.

^You don't know my boss.

He wants to hear me begging.

^Don't pay attention to Agarwal.

^As far as I understood,

he doesn't know anything.

^Challenge him.

Don't go to work for a few days.

^Keep important files out of his reach.

^Shrewd merchant, company

of a woman, God fearing, sharp tongue.

^What does Shakira do?

^Nothing.

She just likes to cling on to me.

^It's so irritating!

^When her father wants to eat

bitter gourds, I have to buy it.

^I have to sing rockstar Manna's songs

if her maid wants so.

^I applied nail paint on her toes

just a few days ago.

^She makes me do these things.

How do I tell you?

^Have you ever done that?

^What?

^Forget it. You won't understand.

^We did a lot of things like that

during our voyages.

^In fact, Kolkata is not

a place like that.

^Forget it! If you are so irritated,

why don't you break up with her?

^Actually, her that owns that..

- What?

^I mean, her father owns a fuel station.

^The other day, I was singing

and she said

^that I was a very good singer.

^She said that she'd ask her father

to produce my album.

^I mean, she can do it.

There is a chance.

^I wonder what all

I'll have to do for that.

^Her father owns a fuel station.

- Yes.

^She is his only daughter?

- Yes.

^Okay.

^Shakira will place

the proposal to produce

^your music album

in front of her father.

^He won't agree in the beginning.

He is a businessman, after all.

^He understands everything

about profit and loss.

^But then, if his only daughter will

^cling on to him and request,

he'll agree.

^So, if Shakira, her father

and the fuel station are lined up

^why do you try other streams?

^In search of a better option.

^As far as I know you

^you are impossible with women.

^You can't even speak properly.

^Scoundrel!

^Then what do you do with them?

^Do you discuss weather and poetry?

My dad is a miser.

Honeymoons cost a lot.

So, he left mom and went alone.

We are seven sisters and five brothers.

I see. What does your dad do?

You have guessed it right.

- How dare you talk about my dad?

Get me water. - I have many dads.

Which one should I tell you about?

Please! What nonsense!

My dad is a rich man.

But he is a coward.

His father is a policeman.

^"You are a beautiful bride"

^"and we are in love with you."

- What happened?

^A vintage song like this

will be a part of my album, remixed.

^I hope she isn't lying

about the fuel station.

^Who? Shakira?

- Yes.

^No!

^Disgusting!

^Shakira's lips don't lie.

- I see.

^Are you going to have

these kind of songs in your album?

^No, there will be an array of songs.

There will be Rabindra Sangeet too.

^Why Rabindra Sangeet?

- This will be like a prayer tray.

^There will be different singers' songs.

^But Bengalis would love to hear

Rabindra Sangeet.

^But music albums aren't doing well.

^I mean, they aren't sold.

- At least, one piece will be sold.

^Won't the singer buy his album?

^He doesn't buy it either.

He also downloads music.

^Excuse me. What should I do now?

^Right now?

- Yes.

^Sam, right now you'll make Shakira feel

^that her money, her father's

fuel station mean nothing to you.

^You just love her.

And that's why you're with her.

^That will add to your honor

and responsibility.

^Will that work?

Roy! Come here.

Yes?

- What is this?

What?

- Pay attention to your performance.

Send that later.

Is this English?

This has no head or tail.

I don't know what to say.

I can't speak in English

as smoothly as you do.

Whenever I try to speak..

We should fix up..

We have to set up a meeting with..

- That is not the problem.

I start stammering.

I can't do anything about that.

Indian constitution says that

I can submit any document

in Bengali. Our office doesn't

allow it. Is that my fault?

I'll try to adjust with you,

if I get another chance..

I'll see what can be done.

- I know.

Concentrate on your performance.

Focus on your presentation.

By the way, your birthday is next month.

What do you want?

How long does it take for you

to reach home in the boss' car?

40 minutes maximum.

It may take 10 minutes extra

at the most, in my used car.

You may come with me someday.

Can you tell me

when that gentleman would leave?

Who are you talking about?

- Uncle.

He is helping us a lot. Believe me.

How to talk to Shakira..

I mean, Shakira's dad.

How to convince her father..

He's giving us some tips.

He had more than one girlfriend.

Hari's uncle is an immoral man!

Why would Hari's uncle be immoral?

More than one girlfriend?

Hari's uncle..

No!

Don't call him immoral.

Rich people often behave that way.

They believe in sharing.

Do you get it?

I haven't eaten yoghurt and banana

for a long time.

- I've got it today. Will you have it?

You've brought it today.

- Yes.

Silly woman! I have a lot of work today.

I have to talk to people.

I'll have to speak in a manner

that I'm not exposed.

I'll have to be smart.

Right.

I'm going. I have a meeting in office.

- You are in office.

Get yoghurt and banana tomorrow.

I'm going now. Bye.

See, my darling is here.

Have a seat.

You are always late.

I had been waiting for you.

Look, I have worked so hard!

I've applied a new nail paint.

Wow!

- I've clicked 27 selfies too.

I've posted them

on Instagram and Facebook too.

I'll click a selfie with you.

Smile! Candid!

^Now I'll fold these clothes now.

^I didn't let my aunt do that. I'll do it

on my own. I think.. - I'm saying..

^I think we should eat

something healthy. - Yes.

^Shall I peel grapes for you?

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