Colkatay Columbus Page #5

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^It doesn't matter if you peel

grapes or not, I like you.

^No, I mean..

I want to say

^that I love you a lot.

I love you a lot.

This will add to my

responsibilities and honor.

^She is so happy!

^Didn't I tell you that he loves me a lot?

^You know I dress up for you every day.

^I get minimum 408 likes

on every picture. - 408.

^Last week, I had 1200 likes.

You don't pay attention towards me.

^Who said that? Look!

Here, I'm paying attention.

Wait!

Guess what I am holding!

- What?

You are never excited. Guess what it is.

- Okay.

Oh, no! I'm excited.

Organic lipstick. It's organic.

Even if gets in your system

you won't fall ill.

It's a healthy lipstick.

What would I do with this?

You will apply this on your lips.

Look! Pout!

Dab!

Pout!

Dab! Apply it on your lips.

Do I have to apply this on my lips?

If you love me,

can't you do this much for me?

^Aren't you the one who loves me?

^I can do anything for you.

I need to apply it, right?

^Cutie! I'll get fruits.

^Okay!

- Cutie!

Cutie!

Cutie!

Come on!

Thank God, I don't live

with my parents.

I would not have been able

to show my face to them otherwise.

So, are you alright?

Tell me something.

Does her father really have

a fuel station?

Is her father really

a fuel station owner?

Tell me. Do you know?

Answer me.

What is this?

Alright, you need not say a thing.

No! What's the matter?

I have a request.

Will you ask Ms. Shakira

to give me a pay hike?

Okay.

Good night. Bye.

Call me.

- Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

- Bye.

Bye.

- Take care.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

^This is what a post-party mess

looks like!

^This matter is quite managed now.

Do you get it?

^Columbus has managed everything.

^Uncle Christopher!

^Sneha..

^Will you show me what you've shot?

^"I've been looking for a morning

ever since I woke up."

^"I'm writing letters on the sky."

^"I can never find.

Everything seems scattered."

^"I don't know when I'll find you."

^"The school is quite colorful.

I run to it every day."

^"I wonder when you'll join me

for a class."

^"I can never find.

Everything seems scattered."

^"I don't know when I'll find you."

"I wonder when I'll have that day back!"

"I want to run away from this crowd."

"I wonder when I'll have that day back!"

"One song is all that I have."

"I'm writing letters on the sky."

"I don't know when I'll find you."

"I'm writing letters on the sky."

"I don't know when I'll find you."

"I've been looking for a morning

ever since I woke up."

"I'm writing letters on the sky."

"I can never find.

Everything seems scattered."

"I don't know when I'll find you."

You did the right thing

by settling abroad.

I told Roy

^that we don't have anything

in West Bengal.

As soon as middle-class Indians

meet anyone from abroad

they start criticizing our country.

^There is no development.

There are no jobs.

^I wanted to settle abroad.

I'm glad that we met.

All because of Roy.

If you come there, you won't

have to worry about accommodation.

I stay there alone.

Besides, if you join me,

you'll cook Bengali dishes for me.

It'll be my pleasure.

^Just help Roy reach a nice position.

^It's my earnest request.

^I'll do something.

The lift-man in office

had accidentally touched her once.

She started cursing him.

Didn't she say she'd do something?

Let's see further.

^By the way, nice earrings.

They're nice.

- I'm sorry.

I left my camera here.

- Sure.

Your timing is always very bad.

Now play ahead.

"When will that prince arrive"

"to take me away on his horse?"

"I'm painting beautiful pictures."

"I want to forward everything."

"My boat is sailing in scarce water."

"I don't know when I'll find you

next to me."

"My boat is sailing in scarce water."

"I don't know when I'll find you

next to me."

"My childhood is over.

I seem to be on a foreign land."

"I try to find rains every month."

"I've been looking for my

mother's scolding for a long time."

"I don't know when I'll find it."

"The school is quite colorful.

I run to it every day."

"I wonder when you'll join me

for a class."

"I can never find.

This place seems a strange land."

"I don't know when I'll find you."

^"I don't know when I'll find you."

Since all this happened back then,

does it have to be repeated?

What would common people do?

Where will they go?

^Listen! There are a lot of mistakes

in your presentation.

^Why do you always cooperate so much?

^You need to dominate.

Is there a technical mistake?

I didn't say that.

I'm a technical man, there are no

technical mistakes. That's it.

Where's the problem?

^The problem is that the sail

of your boat is torn.

^And you don't even have a life-jacket.

^What do you mean?

^If you don't believe in something

^present it with double the confidence,

and it'll seem like the truth.

When you present a data or a unit,

present it in fraction number.

For example, if anything is 76%

don't say it's 76%.

You present it as 75.876%.

Even if it's wrong

they'll think it's perfect.

^It'll make them feel that you have

studied the subject in depth.

^It'll make you seem authentic.

^Answer in numeric, as much as you can.

That won't expose

that you don't know English.

There is another small trick

that's really effective.

^Whenever the topic ends,

press the enter button hard on your laptop.

^That will cover up

for your lack of confidence.

^Before your flaws get exposed

^take your hands behind your back

and switch to another topic

^very smoothly.

^Oh, no!

I had made an open challenge

at the Spanish king's court

and had earned sponsorship

for my voyage.

You may trust me, even if a little.

What about my short stories?

If I post them on Facebook

hardly 12 people like it

and one of them is mine.

What about when I go to sleep?

Why don't you say it? You open

my profile and like it on my behalf.

All the famous foreign writers' names

you hear in West Bengal..

Their books are sold well and they

have a good international market.

But I know several better writers,

whom no one knows.

Their PR is weak,

so no one knows them.

I'll give you some ideas

from their books.

You won't have copyright problems.

I'll take care of it.

This is much better than your South.

Have you heard about Uttam Kumar?

Yes.

Have you heard about Deb?

Who is he?

His PR is weak,

so he couldn't reach there.

I am 87.978% hungry.

I'm moving ahead in that format.

Let's go.

- Why are you going that way?

Uncle! - Uncle!

You go and stop him, I'm hungry.

Will you have dinner? Come with us!

"I've got the job, Bela.

Are you listening to me?"

"No one can stop us now."

"You can call off your wedding this time."

"Tell your mother

you aren't marrying that boy."

^Actually, it's the turning point.

A tough time.

^Do you know a good vocalist?

Add another name here.

Christopher Columbus.

No! What would I look for?

Who is he?

Are you crazy?

You can see coal around.

Don't you know what coal is?

I'm looking for the screw

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