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Comic Book Villains Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 2002
- 92 min
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to throw around,
unfortunately.
Which is why I came
to see you.
Uh, see, some
of the guys and I
from high school,
you know, we get
to talking and stuff,
and your name pops up,
and, uh, you know,
about what's goin' on,
but there are,
you know--
there are rumors
about you.
Oh, yeah?
Who says what?
Well, it's--
ok, it's not important.
What is--whew. Whoo!
Time out.
What is--whew. Whoo!
Time out.
Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm remembering now.
I used to beat
the crap outta you.
Mackill-a-kiddie.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, macgillicuddy.
Cuddy.
Yeah, you used to cry
when I hit you.
Kicked you
in the balls once,
and you fainted.
No, I--I threw up
in front of
science class,
but, um, hey,
bygones be bygones, ok?
But, um, hey,
bygones be bygones, ok?
'Cause, see, I, uh,
think I've got
some work for you.
I want--I--
I need you to steal
something for me.
What's in it for me?
Well, I can't pay you.
Good-bye.
Listen, please.
Just give me a moment.
Uh, look--but I'll
give you a half--
a half of the profits
after resale,
and I'm talkin',
like, a lot of cash.
So what's to steal?
Comic books.
Good-bye.
No! No, listen!
Just hear me out.
Now, don't--
don't think--
forget I said comics.
don't even think comics.
Just think something
worth a lot of money.
Ok, just think--just
think the mother lode,
ok?
The holy grail
of comics.
Just--it's just--
it is worth--
god knows
what it's worth.
Million dollars,
maybe more.
I used to like comics.
So, are you interested?
Do we have a deal,
or can we partner
on this thing?
What's goin' on?
What did you--
I told you to wait
in the car!
Well, I called
the bank about that,
and they haven't
called back yet.
They haven't called back.
You know, you can call again.
Hello, norm. Judy.
Hey.
How's it goin'?
Oh, I'm fine. Fine.
Um, do you have
the most recent
Neil gaiman hardcover?
Um, do you have
the most recent
Neil gaiman hardcover?
Uh, the British edition,
not the American.
Oh, well,
we had that one,
but we're out now.
You're, uh,
slow on the uptake.
That's not like you.
Well, I didn't think
I wanted it,
but I changed my mind.
Well, change
is good.
Say, you take
your collectin'
pretty
seriously,
don't ya?
You spend a lot
every month.
Every week,
practically.
Yeah, between here
and Raymond's store,
you must spend
every single
spare cent, huh?
It's ok.
We know about
Raymond's store.
It's ok.
We know about
Raymond's store.
We don't
really consider
his store
competition.
We feel like
we offer
so much more.
In fact, we like
that you go there.
Say, conan, how
would you like
free comics?
Every week.
Gratis.
What would I have to do?
She said she wasn't
going to sell.
What was I supposed to do?
Do nothing, man.
You shrug
your shoulders,
you walk away,
and get on with the
rest of your life.
Archie, this
is my life, all right?
This is my life.
Archie, this
is my life, all right?
This is my life.
And then I saw
those beautiful books,
and I saw a way
I could finally
improve things. Finally.
When?
Tonight.
don't worry, ok?
I told him to be careful
and not hurt
your little girlfriend.
Oh. Hi, conan.
Hi, guys.
This is crazy.
Those lunatics are
gonna steal the books?
That's right.
This whole thing
has turned into
a sea of madness,
and we're clinging
to a buoy.
A boy? You on about
having a kid again?
Not a boy. A buoy.
A life buoy.
Oh! Oh.
Now I've lost
my train of thought.
Sorry. Sorry.
Clinging to a buoy
in a sea of madness.
Mm-hmm.
We can make this
simple again.
We can make this
simple again.
Why, I--I don't think
going in there with a gun
is simple.
I don't think so.
We stop the crime.
The old woman
sees us do it,
and she's grateful.
How can she
not be grateful?
Then we offer her
the money again.
Why don't we just tell
the cops what we know?
Then she'll be
grateful to them.
Jeez, norm. God.
It's whoever she sees
doing her right.
Oh.
This is
too dangerous,
I think.
If you do this for me,
I'll let you smoke a cigarette.
So began
the long night of
twists and turns.
Though looking back,
with his violent temper
and his damp walls,
why he decided
to do what he did...
And how things
might have been
if he hadn't.
And how things
might have been
if he hadn't.
Is there anything
I should know about?
What?
You know, is there
anything I should know about
about you
and the old lady?
Is there anything,
like, Harold and maude
goin' on or somethin'?
Is there anything,
like, Harold and maude
goin' on or somethin'?
Gross! No.
We're just friends.
Look, I--hey!
I'm not saying, you know,
it would be
wrong if there was.
It's just, uh...
You know, far be it
for me to judge.
The heart wants
what the heart wants.
You're
creeping me out.
Oh, I'm creeping
you
out?
I'm not the one
doin' an old lady.
I'm not doin'
the old lady, ok?
She's my friend.
We hang out.
We talk about Spain.
Whatever you say, Romeo.
It's just...
You don't seem happy
about this whole thing.
I'm ecstatic
about it.
Just remember,
it's for the best.
The best.
The best
for who, ray?
Jesus. Do you
give a sh*t
what I think
about anything?
No, you don't!
I'm like
an accessory
to you.
Jesus!
Carter is
half an hour late.
We got here
15 minutes early.
I am sick
of this sh*t.
I am sick
of this sh*t.
Look, ok. If you're
so sick of this sh*t,
why don't you just go home,
back to your 4 walls
and a microwave?!
Is that what you want?
Archie... come on.
Ray.
Did you say that
Carter drove
a blue truck?
You did,
right? Blue?
Yeah.
I think I see it
parked behind
Mrs. cresswell's
house.
What?
I completely understand.
I'd be mad, too,
if I was being robbed.
But, uh... you know,
it's kinda like
There's nothin'
you can do,
except hang on and hope.
It's a nice house
you got here,
by the way.
Are you going to kill me?
I haven't decided yet.
But I like this town.
And, uh...
You identifying me,
you can imagine.
I'm an old woman.
I forget things.
Oh, yeah. That's right.
You're the, uh...
You're the drooling,
old, senile type,
aren't you?
Who you trying to fool?
Your voice is clear,
your eyes are sharp,
your voice is clear,
your eyes are sharp,
and this house
doesn't have that, uh,
that stale piss smell
most old folks'
places do.
Yeah, you're one
smart little cookie,
aren't you?
I tell you
what I'm gonna do.
These are the last
of the boxes.
I'm gonna load 'em up
into my truck,
and, uh...
And then I'll
make up my mind.
All right?
Aah! Aah!
Freeze!
Mrs. cresswell,
are you ok?
Mrs. cresswell,
are you ok?
You're late.
Oh, yeah? Well,
look who's early.
I figured
you'd see my truck
and follow me in.
Oh.
Thank you, god.
I'm so relieved.
I just--
Raymond, did you hear
what he just said?
He might kill Mrs. cresswell.
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