Cop and a Half: New Recruit Page #6

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- Yeah, come on, man.

Be quiet.

Hey, Deputy Sanchez,

does this happen to be yours?

Thanks.

That is so cool.

Remember, Katy,

the law is on your side.

[Devon] Oh no!

Get up here.

Listen up.

I need a diversion.

- We could do that.

- Yeah!

- Shane, go close the gate.

- Yes, sir.

The rest of you split.

- Come on, talk to Devon. Oooh!

- Gotcha!

Mom!

These are the punks

that smashed the car.

[Together] Oh no!

- Good morning, boys. How do you feel?

- Ohh...

Aaah! Ohh!

- Devon!

- Over here!

Waldo! Over there!

- Gotcha!

- Hee hee!

Hey, mister!

I like your suit!

Aaah!

Come on, sucka!

I'm right here!

- Are you ready?

- Yeah!

Come on!

Aah!

[Children Laughing]

- You okay?

- [Laughing Continues]

All right, everybody!

Sit down!

Where is Devon Butler?

- I'm Devon Butler.

- I'm Devon Butler.

- [Together] I'm Devon Butler!

- I'm Devon Butler!

- I'm Devon Butler.

- [All] I'm Devon Butler!

[Cheering]

- Fire!

- Fire!

[Cheering]

Let's not tell anybody

about this, all right?

- Not again!

- I'm not done with you yet!

- Aah!

- Come on.

Have you got any idea where he

might be? Any place at all?

- He doesn't have many friends.

- I know.

- He's just a baby.

- I'm gonna find him.

I promise.

I promise, Rachel.

Officer, are you

from social services?

Yes. I was just giving Mrs. Butler

the "grandmother of the year" award.

By the way, we're

keeping an eye on you.

[Radio] Memories to my surprise

- Thith suckth.

- Well, you'd better learn to love it.

[Switches Radio Off]

[Walkie-Talkie] Devon, did

you make it? Are you in the car?

This is not a good place to call me.

What the hell was that?

Great. Will you

turn off your radio?

You have the right to remain silent!

Anything you say...

- Shut up, kid!

- What's happening, Dev? Talk to me!

Imagine this little punk!

- You owe me $9.95!

- Damn! Get over here, you little...

- Sit down!

- Don't move!

What are you looking at?

Whatsamatta wit' you?

Mmm. Nice to see you

again, Devon.

You remember me? We had that nice

little talk together?

- Pity you didn't listen.

- You're in trouble now.

- Uh-oh.

- [Laughing]

You like music, Devon?

Are you talkin' about that fifties

crap they were dissin' in the car?

I heard you sing.

A cat chokin' on a hair ball

sounds better than you.

How would you know, hmm?

Do you have any idea as to who I was?

Lock him in the other office.

Okay, boss.

Hey, put me down, piggy!

Do not move.

You understand?

[Snaps Fingers] Let's go.

Help!

All right, now calm down.

What would Nick do?

- [Dial Tone]

- 9-1-1.

[Dialing]

Hello. Could you get me Nick McKenna?

Tell him it's Devon.

Captain, it's Butler!

Honey, where are you?

- Who's on the phone?

- The kid's on the phone.

Oh.

The kid? The door!

Let me up!

- Tell him 100 grand is not money!

- What does that mean, Devon?

Did I tell you not to touch

anything? Take him, Rudy.

Get Nick!

[Detective]

Nick, we heard from Devon.

He said tell Nick that

100 grand isn't money.

- What the hell does that mean?

- We don't know.

10-4.

Put me down,

you oink-oink!

- Oww!

- Rudy, what are you doin'? Over here!

The drug lab is over here.

I knew it was drugs.

I'm sur... I'm sure that I said

to keep him in the office.

- He was a bad boy, boss.

- He called me "piggy."

I like that. Stick him in

the corner 'til we finish.

Stick him in the corner!

Ohh!

This is a good consistency.

Let's leave it at this.

[Tires Screeching]

[Motorcycle Approaching]

Hello, Bobo.

Hey, we got the drugs

outta all of the horns.

Good.

Uh-oh. Well, Devon, it looks like

it's time to say good-bye.

- Take him to the boat.

- You got it, boss.

- You're gonna ki...

- Shut up.

See ya, Devon.

Give my regards to Elvis.

I bet you're peein' in your pants

by now, ain't ya, kid?

No wonder dinosaurs are extinct.

Big heads, small brains.

I'm tired of you calling me names!

I'm gonna do him right now!

- Get outta the way, Chu!

- Take it easy, Rudy.

Hey, kid, you wanna

say a prayer, go ahead.

Hey, Bobo, you're late!

- Everybody's waitin' on ya, Bo.

- Hey, kid!

What comes after "L"?

- A, B, C, D, E, F, G

- Bow!

Oww!

Aah! Aah!

Where's the gun?

It's under here! I

can't reach it, Nick!

Damn!

Aah!

Come on!

Seal off the warehouse!

There's no way out now, McKenna!

Aah! Whoa!

- You see anybody?

- No. Nobody.

Go out. Seal it.

Stay put.

Hey, Nick!

- Are you mad at me?

- Nah.

Oof!

[Engine Starts]

- Yaah!

- Aah!

Aah!

You hit him!

Get the car! Get the car!

Come on, get up!

Get up! Get the boat!

McKenna, you're mine!

Aah! Jump!

- Now?

- Now!

Aah!

- Nick, you've been shot!

- Yeah.

There's Bobo!

- What are you looking at, weenie?

- Huh?

- He's got my car door!

- Ohh! Ohh!

Aah!

- Come on!

- [Tires Screeching]

Go faster, Nick!

Faster!

Move out of the way!

What are you doin'?

Get outta the way!

- What is your name? What is your name?

- Hey. I'm workin' here.

All right.

[Tires Screeching]

Aah! We're out of gas!

Go! Go! Go!

- It's awfully quiet. Maybe we got 'em.

- Maybe not.

- Start diggin' under the bags.

- Yeah. Where are ya?

Where are ya?

Where are ya?

Nice and easy, will ya?

Nice and easy!

They're not here!

Aah.

- Aah!

- Can you hot-wire this thing?

- We got keys!

- Better idea!

- Aah!

- Nick, you can't use your arm!

- I gotta do it!

- [Engine Starting]

They're in the boat!

There's McKenna on the boat!

Follow him!

Let's go, Rudy!

Follow me! Follow me,

you stupid! Follow me!

- [Crashing, Crunching]

- Ohh!

Why? All I wanna do is sing!

Come on!

Follow the boss!

There he is, up there!

See him?

[Boat Horn Blowing]

- Nick! Tugboat!

- [Boat Horn Blowing]

- Ohh, Nick!

- Keep it steady!

[Horn Blowing]

Turn it about!

Turn it about!

- No! No!

- Aah!

- Aah!

- No! Oh no!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Ohhhh!

Aaaah!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Ohh!

Get back here, Chu!

Aah!

- [Horn Blowing]

- Turn it!

Turn!

Aah ha!

Aaah!

Oh, no!

It's a dead end, Nick!

All right, you gotta drive this boat

Right up those pipes.

- I can't do that, Nick.

- Yes, you can!

That's it!

We got 'em now!

- I'm scared.

- I'm scared too, Devon,

but you're my partner!

- Let's hit it!

- [Engine Revving]

[Together] Oh, say, can you see

By the dawn's early light

What so proudly we hail

- They're gonna jump the pipe!

- Nah. They're nuts.

Twilight's last gleaming

and the rocket's red glare

Bombs bursting in air

Aah! Ohh!

- Aah!

- Yes! We did it, Nick!

Unhh! Oww!

- Uhh!

- Follow him!

- Goin'! Goin'!

- Yeah!

[Fountain] Oh, yeah!

Come on, baby!

We're doin' it! Let's go!

All right! A little to the right!

A little to the right!

- Who-o-o-a!

- Aah!

Hey!

Get me outta here now!

- Get me outta here!

- I'm a little indisposed at the moment.

I can't even get

myself outta here, boss.

Get me the hell outta here.

This is ridiculous!

Hey! Turn it off!

McKenna, I'm gonna kill you!

- [Laughing]

- Big joke, huh, McKenna?

I'm gonna stick you

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