Cop Land Page #2

- Ah, Jesus!

- That wasn't in there.

- What do you mean it wasnt in?

It was underneath the floor mat.

Bullshit, man.

You can't do that!

Shut the f*** up!

Do what?

It was underneath

the f***ing floor mat.

What the f***

are you doing?

F*** you!

I told you not to do it

like this, Ray.

- Were just doin' our job,

so lets just calm down.

- I told you!

- [Everyone Shouting]

- [Leo] Take it easy. Hey!

You boys should take care

of your own business here.

Take my f***ing shield

away from me.

- Hey, put it down!

- What? You gonna shoot me?

- Put it down, Chico!

- Chico this, motherf***er!

- Frankie, Help me start it up.

- [Medic] What the f*** you gonna do?

Kiss my ass!

[Shouting]

F***!

[Shouting Continues]

Hey, Jack, Jack, Jack.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Ray]

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Leo!

Leo! Jesus!

He jumped!

Oh, my God!

He jumped!

- He jumped!

- [Jack]Murray?

Somebody shine a light

down there.

He just hit the water

and... he went down.

- Davis? Where's Davis?

- Oh!

- [Leo] I want aviation, harbor.

I want some illumination now!

- Stupid, f***ing kid!

- Oh, my God!

- We got a man over the f***ing G.W.!.

[Alarm Clock Ringing]

[Ringing Stops]

[Sighs]

How long is the car

gonna take?

Lenny won't know

till the parts guy gets in.

You should take

number two.

What did you tell Lenny

about the accident?

- Chasin' a speeder.

- What?

Sheriff was chasin'

a speeder.

[Laughs]

[Radio]

Our top story on 1010 WINS:

A fatal shootout on the G. W.B.

and a cop's suicide.

Highway Patrol continues

searching the Hudson River

for the body of Officer...

Murray "Superboy" Babitch.

- Babitch leaped off the George

Washington bridge last night...

- Hey, hey, put it out.

- an apparent suicide, after

engaging in a high-speed chase.

- F*** you, a**hole.

There's no way

that guy jumped, man.

- There's no f***ing way!

- Controversy swirls around events

on the bridge.

[Man]

Officer, how can you testify....

that Superboy

jumped off that bridge

when you didn't see him jump?

I mean, I'm looking

at your statement right here...

that you filled out

at 0200 hours.

Wait a minute.

I'm gonna object because

we went through this.

[Lawyer]

Now, he's been up all night.

How many times are you gonna ask

the same question?

Let me ask you another

question, brother.

Have you ever been

to Garrison, New Jersey?

- What kind of question is that,

Lieutenant?

- Counselor.

Have you ever been

to Garrison, New Jersey?

- You think those white boys

on that bridge--

- Come on, Lieutenant.

- Please. I object to this!

- What do you think this is, Mod Squad?

- [Lawyer] I'm offended by this.

- [Men Arguing]

All right, all right!

All right, listen.

He doesn't tell us

what we want to know,

he's gonna lose his job.

That's about as simple as

I can make it. He's gonna lose

his f***in' job. All right?

Do you want that?

What do you take us for?

A bunch of f***in' morons, huh?

- What is the matter with you?

- With all due respect, I think--

- You be quiet, you be quiet! Shut up!

- I believe--

If you don't mind

my French, all right?

You be quiet.

He's off the force

if he does not start

answering questions.

You want to save your ass?

Start giving us answers.

And Ill tell you

something.

We know anyway.

So do yourself a favor,

and stop f***in' around.

[E.M.S. Officer]

Yo! Hey!

- We gonna talk or what, man?

- When your rep gets here.

- F*** the rep. I gotta talk to you.

- When your rep gets here.

Rueben, can you call

E.M.S. about this guy?

Yeah. Hey, Moe,

Harbor found one

of Superboys shoes.

What about the socks?

They find them too?

F***in' shoe.

Jack Rector's comin' in

tomorrow at 9:
00.

- What about Donlan?

- Uh, next week.

- His P.D.A. attorney says--

- Who's that? Who's his lawyer?

- This guy Sloan.

- Sloan? Ooh, big gun.

Says he's grieving

and all depressed

for his nephew.

Oh, Ray's all grieving

and depressed.

[Laughs]

I'll bet he is.

If Superboy is alive...

he's the f***in' plague

right about now.

You're not gonna

bring that home.

I mean, you don't sh*t

where you eat, do you?

I do, Carson.

I live in a house

and in it I sh*t...

and I eat.

[Beeps]

[Beeping]

It's Grotto.

[Beeps]

[Fast Beeping]

- [Ray]Murray, get down.

- [Jack]It's Freddy's new girl.

Cover yourself.

- Hi. Could you turn

your engine off for me?

- I got the air on.

- You on the job?

- No.

We're comin' from Forest Hills.

I'm John McEnroe.

That's Jimmy Connors.

Is your license in there?

Can you pull it out

for me, please?

- This is a school zone.

- Christ!

Listen, Miss Betts.

You're new, right?

Yes, I'm new here,

but I'm not new on the job.

- I was...

- Freddy!

- a municipal deputy in Elmira.

- Freddy!

[Ray]

You see, Officer,

in Garrison...

when the car youre gonna tag

has got a P.D.A. sticker...

I'd advise you to think

to yourself, "Hey, that's one

of the good guys.

I think I'll go catch me

a bad guy."

If we didn't pull over P.D.,

there wouldnt be

any violations in this town.

The problem in this town

ain't the people that live here.

It's the element that visits.

Is this a new car, Ray?

It's nice.

We didn't recognize it.

Come on, Freddy,

I wanna go home.

Tell this cupcake to heel.

- Okay, that's not necessary.

- Cindy.

- Well, listen, take care, guys.

See you later.

- [Ray] Hey!

- What happened to you,

Freddy?

- [Chuckles] Fender benders.

She's kinda cute.

[Phone Ringing]

- [Ringing]

- Dispatch. Hi!

Can I call you back?

Bye.

- You okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine. I got it.

[Phone Ringing]

Dispatch.

No, no.

That's the next town over.

You called Garrison.

Right. The town

with all the police.

What are you gonna do

with Superboy? You gotta

stash him someplace.

- We lie low.

- [Bell Rings]

Hey, Moe!

Hey, Ray.

- Sorry to hear about your nephew.

- Yeah, he was a good kid.

We were up all night

with it.

[Ray] I know you need

to talk to me.

I'll come in next week

sometime. How's that?

- Jackie here's comin' in

early for you. Tomorrow.

- Hi, Jackie. Moe Tilden.

Yeah, hey.

- Moe Tilden.

- Yeah. Frankie Lagonda.

- [Moe] What house?

- Out of the 3-7.

- You been there long?

- Maybe too long, huh?

- Too long. Right.

- Moe, here, was my classmate

at the academy.

Back in the day...

before he fell in love

with this redhead

at I.A. and transferred.

Is that how it went, Ray?

[Laughing]

So what brings you

to our fair city?

Checkin' up on us?

I heard there was

a way of life out here.

Thought I'd check it out

for myself.

What are we, uh,

like the Amish now?

[Laughing]

See you around.

You f***in' rat.

[Boys Arguing,

Fighting]

Ah, sh*t!

[Arguing,

Fighting Continues]

- I thought you gave me a ticket.

- Hmm?

- You the sheriff?

-[Glass Shattering]

- I thought you gave me

a ticket.

- One second.

[Boys Arguing]

Hey, hey, Gordon, that's it.

Knock it off. Let him go.

- [Boy]A**hole!

-Just let him go. Everyone

go down to the park.

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