Corky Romano
Gentlemen,
here's what we're up against.
Romano, Francis A.
Also known as "Pops. "
Alleged leader
with a network
of racketeering...
prostitution,
and underground casinos...
polluting the tri-state area.
This is Paulie Romano,
Pops' oldest son.
He's popular with the ladies
and good with a knife.
those around him fooled...
sources indicate he is
functionally illiterate...
and has
an inferiority complex...
Leading to unexpected
outbursts of violence.
Peter Romano,
Pops' youngest son...
and the alleged muscle
of the family.
Spent time upstate
after a barroom incident.
Though he hides it well,
word is he's got...
deeply repressed
homosexual tendencies...
also leading to unexpected
outbursts of violence.
Leo Corrigan,
Pops' right hand man.
He's our informant still
inside the family circle.
With the information
we've received from Leo...
We've finally got Pops Romano
right where we want him.
Mr. Romano! Mr. Romano!
OK, OK, OK.
Hold it, hold it.
What's your response
What we have here
is a modern-day witch hunt.
The only thing
is having a vowel
at the end of his name.
Pops, what do you think...
about spending the rest
of your life in prison?
Pops?
- Pops!
- Pops!
- Help!
- Get an ambulance!
- Pops, get up!
- Call an ambulance!
Stop that!
Stop it!
Get out of here. Stop it!
Hey, what's all this
lying around crap?
Get out of bed, you old faker.
Bet you got scotch
in this I.V., huh?
Ah, Leo, I'm gettin' old.
I can't even remember
doing half of this sh*t...
they're trying to pin on me.
- Eh...
- Pop, the trial's in a week.
I mean, they claim
they got an airtight case-
names, dates, numbers-info
on the whole organization.
Well, the only way
they could get that...
is if they had an informant.
No. They must've sent
some fed in undercover.
Undercover? God damn it.
Undercover.
All right.
They put somebody undercover.
We'll put somebody
undercover...
to destroy that evidence.
Wait, we can't do that.
Who the hell we going to send?
They got pictures and files
on us...
and everybody we deal with.
They can't possibly
know everybody.
I got someone.
- Can we trust him?
- He's family.
Whoa, whoa, Leo,
you're not talking about Corky.
Corky is dead for me.
Pops, you should've
smothered him in his crib.
Face the facts, guys.
There is no one else.
Right now, he's our best bet.
The kid's got to have at least
one family gene in him.
Today's
another day to find you
Shyin' away
I'll be comin'
for your love, OK?
Take on me...
Watch it, a**hole!
Morning, Hank!
Take me on, take on me
I'll be gone
In a day or two
So, needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But I'll be stumblin' away
Poodles and Pussies.
- Corky.
- Hey, Dr. Kipper, how are you?
Corky, things are a little
slow around here today.
I'm wondering,
could you take over for me?
I have a very important
appointment with...
uh, it's a dentist.
Thanks. I appreciate it.
Uh-oh.
Someone's got the trots.
Corky, are you a mind reader?
No. I just saw some business
in the parking lot...
and it looked fresh.
Judging by consistency
and pigmentation...
I could tell it came
from a cat, probably calico.
Hello, Mr. Langford,
how are you?
High five, Oscar.
High five, high five.
Oh, let me guess-arthritis?
How did you know?
I saw him shifting his weight
off his paw, but don't worry.
We'll have him up
and sniffing butts in no time.
My God, Connie,
your hair looks beautiful.
Ho ho! I accidentally
threw it in the wash...
that had a red shirt in it.
- Ha ha ha!
- I see you brought Pierre.
- Bonjour,Pierre.
- Bonjour.
Ohh.
He's our only reason
for living.
I understand.
He's one of the good ones.
I am here with my baby,
Jesus, for his checkup.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Mrs. Hernandez...
We'll have to put him
on a little macrobiotic diet...
of seaweed and barley.
Plus, you'll have
to administer vitamins...
six times a day-rectally.
Oh.
Kill my baby.
Oh, no, no, no.
You don't have to.
Please. He's lived long enough.
I just can't kill things,
though.
I just can't.
I could find him a home.
No. Kill him!
Oh, my little baby.
Oh, my baby, my baby.
You know, when I lose a pet...
I like to pour myself
a little sleepytime tea.
Do it!
OK.
Oh, eee.
Oh, I'm-
I'm sorry.
Let me just get-
just wipe off the...
Wipe off with paper towels.
Oh! Uh...
Sorry. Aah! Ow! That's hot!
I'm sorry. I'm-
All right.
That's a good bird.
OK.
OK, here we go.
There you go.
Here's your mom.
Here you go.
Florence, a little help!
OK. There you go.
Right up there.
There you go.
Pierre!
Baby Jesus! Pierre!
Pierre!
Oh.
What are you doing
under there?
Come on, get out of there.
Come on, come on.
Let go-Uhh!
Ahh.
Pierre.
Let go, baby Jesus.
Let go. Let go. Let go.
Come on. Let go!
Let go, baby Jesus. Let go.
Let go, baby Jesus. Let go.
- Poodles and Pussies.
- Let go, baby Jesus.
Corky, you have a phone call.
Come on.
- It's your brother.
- Come on.
Hug? Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
How's dad doing?
Not good, and he's waiting
for you upstairs.
OK.
Hey, Paulie. How are ya?
You look fit.
What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
Nothing.
We're going to start over, OK?
It's nice to see you, buddy.
Well... that was nice.
- Corky.
- Papa.
Hi, papa.
I brought you something.
Black Beauty by Anna Sewell.
This is the very same copy...
that you and mom used
to read to me when I was sick.
What is it, papa?
You want to say something?
You're kneeling
on my air tube, a**hole.
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
I got it. I-I'm so sorry.
I got it now. I got-
I got it.
This thing's slippery.
Heh heh!
Ahh. Ay yi yi.
Come on, Pops,
this is ridiculous.
Look at him. He should be
wearing a helmet.
Corky, come here.
I'm not going to lie
to you anymore.
I'm not a landscaper.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Get your head out of the sand,
sh*t for brains.
How many landscapers
you know...
get paid in briefcases
full of cash, huh?
Oh, you-you do do
some landscaping though, right?
I dabble in
money laundering, gambling...
and the occasional landscaping.
Now, look, son...
I know you're not comfortable
with the family business...
but we don't have much time.
I want you to go undercover
as an FBI agent...
and destroy the evidence
against me.
Oh.
But I have animals
that depend on me.
We'll send someone
to fill in for you.
the most qualified? I mean...
The consensus is that
you're the least qualified...
but you're family.
Could I, uh...
could I-could I-
What's to think about, Corky?
Can't you see Pops
swallowed his pride...
just asking you to do this?
When's the last time you lifted
a finger for this family?
It's just all-You know,
it's all happening so fast.
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