Costume Party Capers: The Incredibles Page #6

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All right, well, who'd you get?

You don't have to worry

about one thing.

I've got baby-sitting wired.

I've taken courses, learned CPR,

- Excellent marks and certificates.

- Kari.

I brought Mozart to play while he sleeps

because leading experts say

Mozart makes babies smarter.

Kari...

The beauty is they don't have to listen

'cause they're asleep!

I wish my parents played Mozart

because half the time I don't know

what anyone's talking about.

Kari, I really don't feel

comfortable with this.

I'll pay you for your trouble,

but I'd rather call a service.

There's really no need, Mrs. Parr.

I can totally handle anything

this baby can dish out.

Can't I, little baby?

I can handle it.

Who can handle it?

India Golf niner-niner transmitting

in the blind guard.

Disengage. Repeat, disengage.

Repeat, disengage.

Friendlies...

No! Call off the missiles.

I'll do anything.

Too late. Fifteen years too late.

Friendlies two-zero miles

south-southwest of your position.

Angels 10. Track east. Disengage.

Vi! Put a force field around the plane.

You said not to use our powers.

I know what I said.

Listen to what I'm saying now!

Disengage. Repeat, disengage!

- Mom?

- Violet!

Mayday. India Golf niner-niner

is buddy-spiked. Abort!

There are children aboard.

- There are children aboard!

- No!

- Put a field around us now!

- I've never done one that big.

Do it now!

Abort, abort, abort!

Abort, abort, abort!

Brace yourselves!

- Mom!

- Everybody calm down.

I'll tell you what we're not gonna do.

We're not gonna panic,

we're not... Look out!

- Oh, my God! Who's idea was this?

- What are we gonna do?

We're dead! We're dead!

- It blew up!

- We survived but we're dead!

Stop it!

We are not gonna die!

Both of you will get a grip.

Or so help me

I will ground you for a month!

Understand?

We have a confirmed hit.

Target was destroyed.

Ah, you'll get over it.

I seem to recall

you prefer to "work alone".

Release me. Now!

- Or what?

- I'll crush her.

That sounds a little dark for you.

Well, go ahead.

It'll be easy.

Like breaking a toothpick.

Show me.

I knew you couldn't do it.

Even when you have nothing to lose.

You're weak.

And I've outgrown you.

Those were short-range missiles.

Land-based.

That way is our best bet.

You want to go toward

the people that tried to kill us?

- If it means land, yes.

- Do you expect us to swim there?

I expect you to trust me.

What a trooper.

I'm so proud of you.

Thanks, Mom.

I think your father is in trouble.

If you haven't noticed,

we're not doing so hot either.

I'm going to look for him.

And that means you're in charge

until I get back, Violet.

- What?

- You heard her.

Put these on. Your identity

is your most valuable possession.

Protect it.

And if anything goes wrong,

use your powers.

- But you said never to use...

- I know what I said!

Remember the bad guys on those shows

you used to watch on Saturday mornings?

Well, these guys

are not like those guys.

They won't exercise restraint

because you're children.

They will kill you

if they get the chance.

Do not give them that chance.

- Mom?

- Vi, I'm counting on you.

- There's...

- I'm counting on you. Be strong.

Dash, if anything goes wrong,

I want you to run as fast as you can.

- As fast as I can?

- As fast as you can.

Stay hidden. Keep each other safe.

I'll be back by morning.

Mom!

Mom, what happened on the plane.

I'm sorry.

I wanted to help.

When you asked me to... I'm sorry.

Shh. It isn't your fault.

It wasn't fair for me to suddenly

ask so much of you.

But things are different now.

And doubt is a luxury

we can't afford anymore, sweetie.

You have more power than you realize.

Don't think. And don't worry.

If the time comes,

you'll know what to do.

It's in your blood.

He's not weak, you know.

What?

Valuing life is not weakness.

Hey. Look, if you're talking about

what happened in the containment unit,

I had everything under control.

And disregarding it is not strength.

I called his bluff, sweetheart,

that's all.

I knew he wouldn't have it in him

to actually...

Next time you gamble,

bet your own life!

Okay, okay, okay.

A rocket?

Hey!

Well, not that this isn't fun,

but I'm gonna go look around.

What do you think is going on here?

You think we're on vacation?

Mom and Dad's lives

could be in jeopardy.

Or worse, their marriage.

Their marriage?

So, the bad guys are trying to wreck

Mom and Dad's marriage.

Forget it. You're so immature.

- I'm gonna go look around.

- Mom said to stay hidden.

I'm not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh.

Cool!

Cool!

Roger.

We are ready for launch.

- Vi, Vi!

- What did you do?

ETA two-niner. Over.

TCI clear. Condition yellow.

Status norm.

Not responding to IFF.

IRCM reads negative.

- Bob.

- What?

I didn't say anything.

Identification, please.

- Hey! Hey, Violet! Come here, look.

- What?

- It talks!

- What?

There. That one.

Voice key incorrect.

- "Voice key"?

- Voice key incorrect.

Wait a second.

- What do we do?

- Run!

- Where are we going?

- Away from here!

Intruder alert.

- There isn't much time.

- No, there isn't.

In fact, there's no time at all.

- Please...

- Why are you here?

How can you possibly bring me lower?

What more can you take away from me?

Family survived the crash.

- They're here on the island!

- They're alive?

- Helen?

- Hello.

You must be Mrs...

- She was helping me to escape.

- No.

That's what I was doing.

Let go of me!

Let go, you lousy, lying,

unfaithful creep!

How could I betray the perfect woman?

- Oh, you're referring to me now?

- Where are the kids?

- They triggered the alert.

- What?

- Security's in the jungle. Get going.

- Our kids are in danger?

If you suspected danger,

why'd you bring them?

They stowed away.

You're not striking the proper tone.

- Think they're supers?

- Dash, remember what Mom said.

- What?

- Stop talking!

- Hold it! Freeze!

- Dash, run!

- What?

- Run!

- They're supers!

- Get the boy!

Show yourself!

Hey!

Ha, ha!

I'm alive. Yeah!

I should've told you I was fired,

I admit it.

But I didn't want you to worry.

You didn't want me to worry?

We're running for our lives

through some godforsaken jungle.

You keep trying to pick a fight,

but I'm just happy you're alive.

I know you're there,

Little Miss Disappear.

You can't hide from me.

- There you are.

- Hey!

Don't touch my sister!

- How are you doing that?

- I don't know!

Whatever you do, don't stop!

Mom! Dad! Hey!

Kids.

- You're all right.

- You're all right.

- We were so worried.

- I thought I'd never see you again.

I love you.

- Wow.

- Whoa.

Time out!

What have we here?

Matching uniforms?

Oh, no! Elastigirl?

You married Elastigirl? Whoa!

And got busy!

It's a whole family of supers.

Looks like I've hit the jackpot!

Oh, this is just too good!

- The ship's unique design...

- There were no fatalities...

Huh? Huh? Oh, come on!

You gotta admit, this is cool.

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