Costume Party Capers: The Incredibles Page #7

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Just like a movie!

The robot will emerge dramatically,

do some damage.

Throngs of screaming people!

And just when all hope is lost,

Syndrome will save the day!

I'll be a bigger hero

than you ever were!

You mean you killed off real heroes

so that you could pretend to be one?

Oh, I'm real.

Real enough to defeat you!

And I did it without your precious

gifts, your oh-so-special powers.

I'll give them heroics.

I'll give them the most spectacular

heroics anyone's ever seen!

And when I'm old and I've had my fun,

I'll sell my inventions

so that everyone can be superheroes.

Everyone can be super.

And when everyone's super...

...no one will be.

Fire at will!

It's overwhelming the tanks.

I'm sorry.

This is my fault.

I've been a lousy father.

Blind to what I have.

So obsessed with being undervalued

- That I undervalued all of you.

- Dad?

Shh. Don't interrupt.

So caught up in the past that I...

You are my greatest adventure.

And I almost missed it.

I swear, I'm gonna get us

out of this safely if I...

Well, I think Dad has made

some excellent progress today

but I think it's time we wind down now.

We need to get back to the mainland.

I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in.

Straight ahead.

Where are all the guards?

Go, go!

Hey, every time they run,

you take a shot.

This is the right hangar,

but I don't see any jets.

- A jet's not fast enough.

- What's faster than a jet?

How about a rocket?

- Great! I can't fly a rocket.

- You don't have to.

Use the coordinates

from the last launch.

Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed

the password by now.

- How do I get into the computer?

- Say please.

- Honey?

- What?

- Where is my supersuit?

- What?

Where is my supersuit?

- I put it away.

- Where?

Why do you need to know?

I need it!

Don't you think about

running off doing no derrin'-do.

We've been planning

this dinner for two months!

- The public is in danger!

- My evening's in danger!

Tell me where my suit is, woman!

We are talking about the greater good.

"Greater good"? I am your wife!

I'm the greatest good

you are ever gonna get!

Run!

My baby!

- The supers have returned!

- Is that Fironic?

- Fironic?

- No, Fironic has a different outfit.

No, no, I'm a new superhero!

I'm Syndrome!

All right, stand back.

Someone needs to teach

this hunk of metal a few manners.

Ha, ha!

- Are we there yet?

- We get there when we get there.

How you doing, honey?

Do I have to answer?

Kids, strap yourselves down

like I told you.

Here we go, honey.

Ready, Violet? Ready?

Now!

This is gonna be rough.

Robot's in the financial district.

Which exit?

- Traction Avenue.

- That'll take me downtown.

- I take Seventh, don't I?

- Don't take Seventh!

- Great, we missed it.

- Ask how to get there, I told you.

- Traction.

- That'll take me downtown.

Get in the right lane! Signal!

- Not Traction!

- You're gonna miss it!

Is everybody okay back there?

- Super-duper, Dad!

- Let's do that again.

Wait here and stay hidden.

I'm going in.

While what?

I watch helplessly from the sidelines?

- I don't think so.

- I'm asking you to wait with the kids.

And I'm telling you not a chance.

You're my husband.

I'm with you for better or worse.

I have to do this alone.

- What is this to you? Playtime?

- No.

- So you can be Mr. Incredible again?

- No!

- Then what?

- I'm not...

- Not what?

- I'm not strong enough.

- This will make you stronger?

- Yes. No!

That's what this is?

Some sort of workout?

I can't lose you again!

I can't. Not again.

I'm not... strong enough.

If we work together,

you won't have to be.

I don't know what'll happen.

We're superheroes.

What can happen?

Vi! Dash! No!

Violet?

- Dad!

- Go, go!

- I'm okay, Mom. Really.

- Stay here, okay?

Frozone!

Yeah!

Bob!

Hey!

Syndrome's remote!

The remote controls the robot!

- Throw it, throw it!

- Go long!

Got it!

Honey, take out its guns!

Gotcha!

Mom, I've got it! I've got the remote!

A remote? A remote that controls what?

The robot?

It's coming back!

- That wasn't right.

- Give me that!

We can't stop it. The only thing

hard enough to penetrate it is...

...itself.

It's getting closer!

- It doesn't work!

- Kids!

It's not doing anything.

- Try to buy us some time.

- Try the one next to it.

Honey!

Wait a minute.

Press that button again!

- No, the other one! The first one!

- First button! Got it!

- It's getting closer!

- Look out!

- Get out of here!

- We're not going anywhere.

- Press the button!

- Not yet!

- Hang on!

- What are you waiting for?

A closer target! You got one shot!

Everybody duck!

Hey, Zone.

Huh? No!

Did you see that?

That's the way to do it.

- That's old school.

- Yeah. No school like the old school.

- Just like old times. Oh!

- Just like old times.

Yeah. Hurt then too.

We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets.

If he even sneezes, we'll be there

with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs.

The people of this country

are indebted to you.

Does this mean we can

come out of hiding?

Let the politicians figure that one out.

I've been asked to assure you

we'll take care of everything else.

You did good, Bob.

Hi, this is Kari.

I have a question about Jack-Jack...

Come on. We're in a limo.

Hey, you're wearing your hair back?

- Yeah, I just... yeah.

- It looks good.

- Thanks, Dad.

- That was cool when you threw that car!

Not as cool as you running on water.

That was sweet when you

snagged that bad guy with your arm

and whiplashed him into the other guy.

Sweet!

- I'm trying to listen to messages.

- It's me.

Jack-Jack is fine,

but weird things are happening.

Jack-Jack's still fine,

but I'm getting really weirded out!

When are you coming back?

...aced those guys

that tried to kill us!

That was the best vacation ever!

I love our family.

I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr!

Put that down! Stop it!

You need to call me.

I need help, Mrs...

Bob, listen to this.

I'm gonna call the police...

Hi, this is Kari.

Sorry for freaking out,

but your baby has special needs.

Thanks for sending a replacement.

I didn't call a replacement.

Shh. The baby is sleeping.

You took away my future.

I'm simply returning the favor.

Don't worry, I'll be a good mentor.

Supportive, encouraging.

Everything you weren't.

And in time, who knows,

he might make a good sidekick.

He's getting away, Bob!

We have to do something now.

What's happening?

- Stop him! Throw something!

- I might hit Jack-Jack.

Throw me.

Bob, throw me!

No!

This isn't the end of it!

I will get your son, eventually.

I'll get your son!

Oh, no.

Look at Mommy, honey.

Don't look down. Mommy's got you.

Everything is all right.

That's my girl.

Does this mean we have to move again?

Oh, man.

That was totally wicked!

Do we have to have cheerleaders

at the track meet?

- What is that all about?

- I always thought it was more...

- Hey.

- Hey.

- You're, uh, Violet, right?

- That's me.

- See you, Vi.

- You look different.

I feel different. Is different okay?

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