Cottage Country Page #3

- Dov.

- What a party. When the slips?

- When there is more than one substance.

It is gas. On Sunday.

A portion going back to work.

It will be good

to get the place to ourselves.

I hope it creates discord

between you and Salinger.

I have not seen him today.

We left this morning and came

back to this. Surprise!

- I have not seen him.

- Was his car here yesterday?

No, he must have come,

while we were out.

- When did you last see him?

- I do not know.

- At Easter, perhaps.

- I know you are not the best of friends.

- But he looks up to you.

- No, he does not.

He would not want me to say it, but

he respects your hard work.

It inspires him to

to work harder with his art.

Although. It's good to hear.

What did you do with the head?

That was stupid. I slapped me

on the bridge, when I swam.

- Av. When did it happen?

- This morning.

- Before the canoe trip?

- Yes. I...

I usually take

an early morning swim.

- I get smoke in your eyes.

- What time was it?

- Fairly early. At six o'clock.

- I do not know. Are you asking me?

At six o'clock.

I'm trying to find out

When Salinger may have arrived.

Yeah, where the hell is this prat?

- Where do you think Salinger is?

- I do not know.

You know him better than I do.

Tell him that I'm looking for him.

Good night, Todd.

- Hey, sweetie. How are you?

- I can not take it anymore.

Do away.

I need peace and quiet.

I have not

had a moment's peace since we came.

It'll be fine. You'll have peace soon.

Just pull yourself together.

Todd.

- What?

- We need a fourth man.

Me?

What we play on.

Five cents per point?

You guys are already four.

One, two, three...

What's the matter?

What?

What's wrong?

I have no beer.

Where's my beer?

I'll get one for you.

What the hell is happening to you?

- Here.

- Thank you, darling.

Cheers to life in a cabin -

- And for my little brother Salinger,

who miss his own party.

- Get out of my cabin!

- I can not. You killed me!

No, I booked the cottage

on the website.

I go down to the bridge

and enjoying the view.

I had dreams -

- But you chopped them

into pieces and threw them into the lake.

Every time you hear a loon cry, is

I who fucks the crazy!

I swear I will strangle

every diver in the lake!

Get out!

How it should be.

That's it. Let's play euchre.

- Ace plays out?

- Toodles. You're really tired.

Let's go to bed.

Sorry, he's got sunstroke.

- He should be allowed to sleep out.

- Are you coming to bed?

Good night, everyone.

- Do not make noise so much.

- Come on.

Is it kosher?

My rabbi has blessed it.

I have not

done since high school.

- Not very orthodox.

- I'm more into mysticism.

Some mystics say you should

be bad before you can be good.

I try to be really good.

Be honest.

Do you want to become one with the

universe, or you wonder about Salinger?

It's weird, right?

The car is here, but it is not.

I'm worried.

Why are you not?

- Maybe I have thought about other things.

- Like what?

- If I can undo?

- Regret what?

Since you asked who I would rather

do it with, I told my girlfriend.

I regret it.

They are so cute.

- What are you doing?

- Todd. Did you have nightmares?

- Cammie, what are you doing?

- You snored. I could not sleep.

Since when are you smoking something?

There is evidently

a lot of strange things in the cottage.

- Will you please come back to bed?

- If you stop snoring.

Todd.

Todd!

Hell, Todd! You have

something about Salinger, right?

No, I have no idea

how they ended up in the lake.

If you had said it before you run

I might have believed you.

- I'm not so good at something.

- What?

- I will not talk about it.

- What have you done?

- Give me the headphones.

- What have you done to Salinger?

- Give me the headphones, Dov.

- Stay away.

- Give me the headphones.

- Go along h to!

Come here, Dov.

Sorry.

Close your eyes.

The universe is waiting for you

with a big hug.

Get the ax. You chopped the other

apart. Now it's his turn.

He is not like them. He is a jew.

A Jew's body to be buried whole.

- Seriously?

- We can not destroy his afterlife.

- Should we dump him like that?

- No, snuskesbasse. It does not.

- Why not?

- Jews must be buried in the ground.

It is God's law, not mine.

We have killed one of God's chosen.

- Do you want our house haunted?

- No.

- How do you know all this?

- I've been to bar mitzva'er.

I'll get the shovel.

He should be buried. He is a jew.

We ought to say a prayer.

- Do you know any?

- No.

- Do you?

- No.

Okay.

- I fry anything.

- French toast, maybe.

Who is it?

- Who is it, Todd?

- The police.

- What will you do and say?

- Shut up and go upstairs.

- Do not panic.

- Go upstairs.

Good morning. Is this your cabin?

Yes, I'm sorry. We held a party

yesterday, and it was maybe a little high.

- It will not happen again.

- I am looking for Dov Rosenberg.

- I do not know if there was a Dov here.

- Do not you know who your customers are?

It's my brother's friends.

I do not know really...

It's not my party.

I just cleans up after them.

- What is your name, sir?

- Todd. Todd Chipowski.

Mr. Chipowski.

We got a call from Dov Rosenberg

about a missing person.

Who is missing?

Rosenberg said he had arrived

to Salinger Chipowskis cabin.

His car was outside,

but he and his girlfriend was not there.

Mr. Rosenberg was concerned,

if they were lost in the forest -

Or "something worse".

- Are you related to mr. Chipowski.

- Yes.

He's my brother, but missed...

It is brittle.

He is the

most unreliable human.

This Dov overreacted safely.

He was as tall as a skyscraper.

Is mr. Rosenberg present,

so I can talk to him?

Dov!

They partied through yesterday.

Dov!

What is it, Toodles.

Police constable Mackenzie

looking for Dov Rosenberg.

He called yesterday,

because he was worried about Salinger.

He is certainly a brackish or

else. I'm looking for.

He put all a message?

Looking at it.

Where is he? Where is he?

Find him.

- We must find a new alibi.

- A new alibi?

- I have a plan.

- Of course you have.

Where is it? Have you found it? Nice.

Good dog.

We were out on the lake all day.

I never met my brother.

I did not see his car,

before we came back.

Dov, he who called you -

- Said something about

that he would take a natsvmmetur.

He drank a lot, so maybe...

There was one thing...

I was not thinking about it,

but in the circumstances...

There was this oddball,

since we paddled into.

There was this creepy, weird guy.

He lurked among the trees.

I felt uncomfortable.

He had a vaskebjrneskindshue on.

I waved to him,

and so he ran away.

- I do not know if it means anything.

- Completely bizarre.

Hi, Dad.

I do not know what might have happened.

- They found blood on the ground.

- Maybe it was not his blood.

- Where else would it be?

- A rabbit.

Maybe beat a bear

a rabbit to death in front of the hut.

- Why would the bear hide blood?

- Instinct.

Maybe he never came. It did not,

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