Cottage Country Page #4

Synopsis: Todd (Labine) wants everything to be just perfect at the family cottage where he plans to propose to Cammie (Akerman). But things go awry with the arrival of Todd's slacker brother Salinger (Petronijevic) and his free-spirited girlfriend Masha (Punch). When Todd accidentally dispatches his irksome sibling with an axe, Cammie is determined not to let murder stand in the way of their happiness.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Horror
Director(s): Peter Wellington
Production: WARNER BROTHERS PICTURES
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Year:
2013
91 min
81 Views


as if he had decided.

Did you talk to Salinger

to take up here?

Todd booked the cottage. Salinger had

never have been here.

Mary, did you say to Salinger,

that he could come up here?

He called and asked

the cabin was vacant.

I thought

I had checked the website.

It has been this way for 35 years.

You think you never about!

If our boy is dead

it's your fault.

Jesus!

It'll be all right, Mary.

It is hard for all of us.

But if we are missing

after a bright spot...

See the ring Todd gave me.

Yes.

That's funny. I thought

I would learn to love your mother -

- But you and Salinger

I loved from the beginning.

Then came as something good

out of the damn marriage.

- The police will find out.

- I think Cammie not.

Cammie, Cammie, Staple Cammie.

What do you get really out of it?

Lifetime with her.

Is that really what you want?

- I already proposed to her.

- Yes, but why did you do it?

If you had waited a little, you could

have got a treat as Masha.

I have seen

how you look at me, Todd.

Do you like it? I like it.

You could have had me.

You should have just asked.

- Todd? Who are you talking to?

- None.

I imagine a June wedding.

Yes, we ought to look for party rooms,

when we come back to the city.

I thought we could do it here.

A small, stylish ceremony.

Guests coming by boat, and we can

garden lights and flowers along the path.

- Would not it be great?

- After all that has happened here?

Our children and grandchildren

happiest memories will be here.

It should be our family's soul.

I do not know if my parents are with

on the. Things considered.

Nowhere

will be as perfect as here.

I can ask them.

- I love you, Toodles.

- I love you, snuskebasse.

Fine.

Move away from my side of the bed.

The stain is not gone by.

Dry cleaners said it would get rid of,

but it is not.

Has anyone detergent?

No? They have not.

They have no detergent.

Where is everyone going?

I shall not go. It's my wedding!

I should not ruin my wedding!

You idiot! You did not know there was

so much blood inside your brother?

It's the police.

We're looking

for missing people in the area.

Pis.

It's the police! Is this your cabin?

If you do not answer, I assume

from you is an illegal intruders.

Shut the f*** up! Keep to scream.

Put your hands on the floor.

Stop!

I saw a blue heron at Evans's.

- Was it great?

- Aim high.

- Have you written it in the bird book?

- No, I forgot the pencil.

- Did you bring the new mustard out?

- I have taken the new mustard out.

- We are considering a June wedding.

- Have I given you for a date?

- Then I look for rooms.

- We will have a banquet room.

- We'll keep it here.

- Why?

Because, Mom, it would make it

something special -

- And that would mean

a lot of Cammie and me.

How would it be special?

Despite the fact that there are some

shall we say obvious -

- And a bad connotation

there are also good associations here.

- I know you love to watch the birds.

- Invite people up here? How?

You can do it

a memory for Salinger.

That is sick. You are sick.

Do you have a party the same place,

as your brother was murdered?

No.

Want to see your grandchildren, mother?

Because when we have children -

- We can say

You gave us your blessing -

And you gave us your full support.

Or we can tell you -

- The reason

they never see their grandparents -

Is because they did not care.

Todd?

Did you kill your brother?

What? It is...

Cammie... No. No.

You f***ing bastard!

How dare you? You're protected

Salinger his whole life and now in death.

You have two sons. One of them is still

alive, and he does something great.

But you are trying to sabotage him -

- Because you need

one to blame.

- He needed extra care.

- Apologize to your son...

...and tell him he's welcome

to marry here in the hut!

Otherwise, I swear by God -

- The divorce papers waiting,

when I get home!

Say you're sorry!

- Sorry.

- It's fine.

I should like to marry here.

I have to be here as often as you want.

Thank you, Mary. We are happy.

It's great. Thank you.

She forgot the pencil again.

This is it.

Toodles.

Yes?

Really? That I must say.

No, Gruber used to be

in the Netherlands now. Netherlands.

Right now? Where are you?

Yes, I know where it is.

Goodbye.

- What?

- It was the police.

They have caught the tramp.

He lived in Gruber's cabin.

They think he is crazy enough to have

killed Masha, Salinger and Dov.

Oh god, that's fantastic.

- We need to identify him.

- So let's do it.

No, I will report

myself to the police.

But they think you he did it.

Is not it great?

One last thing, and it's over.

Then we can do what we want.

No. No. No, look at us!

See what I just did to mom.

We have done disgusting things,

and it will never end.

- I tell everything to the police.

- You have never completed anything.

When I make a plan, I stick

to it. Why it is called a plan.

I will not be with you

rest of their lives. I do not love you.

I've never done.

So I have it also with you, Todd.

You are loyal and kind,

but you are a lump of fat-free yogurt.

Damn.

Can we even like each other?

Is it important?

It is called obligations.

How dare you go

in the middle of an argument?

Todd came out of the car.

What are you doing?

Listen, Toodles.

Pis.

You f***ing coward. I have put

too much of that sh*t matters.

Pick up the phone, Todd.

Pis.

- Pull off the road, damn it!

- Cammie.

Sh*t!

Pick up the phone.

- Your phone.

- No.

Stop. We need to talk.

No. Do do this.

P. S. You drive miserable.

- Do not, Todd.

- It's over, Cammie.

- No.

- Yes. You can keep the ring.

P*ssy phiz.

- Is it them?

- Yes, one of them.

I have arrested the wrong man.

He is innocent. It was...

You do not say

I have to keep the sh*t ring.

Holy sh*t.

Holy sh*t!

Giantess shot me.

- Is it also part of your plan?

- I know it does not look good.

But we can still do it here.

Get it to work.

You are really something

out of the ordinary.

- No way.

- The engagement is hereby canceled.

Add the weapon.

A YEAR LATER:

There are great here.

- How long can we stay here?

- As long as you like.

- Where's Mom?

- She left me.

- Where are Salinger?

- Salinger died.

There are great here.

How long can we stay here?

Where's Mom?

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