Crank: High Voltage Page #5

American mob for kidnapping, torture,

or worse sexually humiliated you

in front of-- what?

I don't know-- half of Los Angeles, twice.

Twice!

And then left you there to take the rap.

And now you can add an arrest

and a police record to

the list of wonderful things Mr. Chelios

has brought to your life.

Help me out here, sweetheart, okay?

'Cause, uh... 'cause I'm a

little bit confused.

Why the f***... do you continue to

protect this a**hole?

That's a dicky question.

Besides, I don't know

who you're talking about.

I mean... I'd like to see you fall out

of a helicopter and live.

What?

Hm?

It looks like you made bail.

Great. Can I have my stuff back?

Yeah. Yeah, just, uh, just one

little piece of advice.

Wake the f*** up...and smell

what's burning.

Hola, Chev.

I take it you're the greasy f***er that's

been huntin' me all day.

The Ferret.

Some people know me by this f***ing name.

And many men have died cursing

the name of EI Huron...

as they choked on their own blood

and the blood of their families.

Colorful geezer.

I was born with another name...

the name of my father.

Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah, f***in' hell.

And my father's father's.

We're all very sad.

And the name...that I share...

with my two brothers...

Alejandro...

...and Ricardo.

Verona.

Well, I-I can tell...

by the tick-tick-tick...

that you had no idea...

that there was a third brother.

Nope.

That fact escaped me...

or I assure you, Elvis,

I would have made it a f***ing hat trick.

I got a trick-or-treat for you cabron.

I'm gonna make you wish...

that you was never a man.

If you want to kill what's left of me,

you get on with it.

What's the rush, Chelios?

I know someone who's going to

love to watch this.

You.

You got the donor?

Like you got a boner.

Hey, baby.

You always say y-you want to

be more spontaneous.

Uh-uh, cowboy.

Huh?

We gonna go back to my place.

Ooh.

Yeah.

That sounds good.

Ricardo never wanted my money Chelios.

He was, uh, too stubborn.

He wanted to make his own way.

But now I think he likes what

my money can buy.

The technology to keep his brain alive.

Not forever but long enough to

watch you die.

Yo, Ferret this ain't Roots, man.

Que?

Hey, cabron.

You got to be f***ing kidding me.

You killed my brother, motherf***er.

Prepare to die.

No!

F*** you, Chelios!

Ronnie James Dio!

Chucha madre!

This way, sugar.

Confucius say...karma's a b*tch.

Uh-oh.

Hello, Ricky.

Why do we go on like this, Ricky?

Hurting each other?

Water?

Did you say, ''Water''?

H-two-O coming right up.

Motherf***er!

Chev Cherios! Che--

Chev Cherios. Chev. Chev.

Che--

Che-- Che--

I'm cuttin' the battery.

The battery's out.

Paddies. Give me the paddies.

What's going on?

Chevy.

Clear!

F***!

Sh*t!

No!

God!

Come here.

What the f*** is wrong with you, man?

What the f***?

Jesus.

It's so hard to keep a straight face.

Wait

Sorry, Chet.

Come back here.

Nail the mark.

AII right, let's go.

Uh, body parts ready?

Yes!

AII right.

Taping. Here we go.

And...you set there?

Ready and...

Action, Mike!

Andrew!

Go. Go, Lance. Run, Lance.

Action, Manning!

Droppin' loads all over your silly wages!

You think these muscles are free?

You think this cock's for free?

No way! No scabs, no crabs!

No scabs, no crabs! I'm gonna bang

that b*tch in the back!

I'm gonna bang your prisoner!

Droppin' loads all over your prisoner!

Okay. Look at Jason and say it.

Droppin' loads all over your prisoner!

Droppin' loads all over your silly wages!

Yeah! Yeah! F*** you!

I take it you're the f*ggot

that's been hunting me all day.

No-No-No-No. No.

I take it day. The F*ggot.

The F*ggot. Oh, sorry, the Ferret.

No dough, no blow! No dough, no blow!

D*cks like this don't come for free!

Huh. Lips like this don't come for free.

That's what I meant to say.

I got lost.

I meant, ''Lips like this don't

come for free.''

Keep goin'.

Oo. Oh. Ooh-hoo. Oo.

Oo, my horse!

What?

I never had it that way before.

Let us kiss for a second.

Okay. Yeah. Okay-Okay.

And here we go.

And action!

Water.

F***! You need a few mints.

Holy sh*t.

That was unbelievable. Are you okay?

Yeah. Holy sh*t! Oh, f***!

That was f***in' cool!

Almost cradled the balls on that.

That was f***in' great!

Look, I'm sure we got it.

You good?

Yeah.

Good job, brother.

That was so cool.

That was awesome.

You okay? Holy sh*t.

Yeah.

Wow!

F***, that was hot!

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