Crash
It's the sense of touch.
What?
Any real city, you walk, you know?
You brush past people.
People bump into you.
We're always behind
this metal and glass.
I think we miss
that touch so much
that we crash into each other
just so we can feel something.
You guys okay?
I think he hit his head.
You don't think that's true?
Stay in your car.
Graham, I think
we got rear-ended.
And somewhere in there,
one of us lost our frame of reference.
And I'm gonna go look for it.
- Calm down, ma'am.
- I am calm!
I need to see your registration
and insurance.
Why? It's not my fault!
It's her fault! She do this!
My fault?
Ma'am, you really need
to wait in your vehicle.
My fault?
Stop in middle of street!
Mexicans no know how to drive.
She "blake" too fast.
I "blake" too fast? I "blake" too fast.
- I'm sorry you no see my "blake" lights.
- Ma'am.
See, I stop when I see a long line of cars
stopped in front of me.
Maybe you see over
steering wheel, you "blake" too!
Ma'am!
I call immigration on you.
Look what you do my car.
Officer, can you please write in your report how
shocked I am to be hit by an Asian driver!
- Ma'am!
- Ma'am, no. See, Detective...
All right. You've got to calm down.
Hey, Detective! Nice entrance.
F*** you.
Hey, you okay?
I'm freezin'.
- Get outta here.
- That's what I heard.
- You got a smoke?
- Nah. I quit.
Yeah, me too.
- What do you got?
- Dead kid.
Hey, Bob.
You get one free box of ammunition.
What kind do you want?
Yo, Osama! Plan a jihad
on your own time.
What do you want?
Is that the closest you can come to English?
- Yes, I speak English! I am American citizen.
- Oh, God, here we go.
I have right like you.
I have right to buy gun.
Not in my store, you don't!
Andy, get him outta here now!
- Go wait in the car.
- Now. Get out!
You're an ignorant man!
Yeah, I'm ignorant?
You're liberating my country.
And I'm flying 747s into your mud huts
and incinerating your friends?
- Get the f*** out!
- No, you get the f*** out!
No, don't touch me!
He cheat me!
- Andy, now!
- Let's go.
Okay.
You can give me the gun
or give me back the money.
And I am really hoping
for the money.
- What kind of ammunition do you want?
- Whatever fits.
We got a lot of kinds.
We got long colts,
short colts, bull heads,
flat nose, hollow points,
wide cutters,
and a dozen more that'll fit
any size hole.
Just depends upon how
much bang you can handle.
I'll take the ones
in the red box.
- You know what those are?
- Can I have them?
Did you see any white people waitin' an hour
and 32 minutes for a plate of spaghetti?
And how many cups of coffee
did we get?
You don't drink coffee
and I didn't want any.
Man, that woman poured cup after cup
to every single white person around us.
But did she even ask you
if you wanted any?
We didn't get any coffee that you didn't want
and I didn't order,
and that's evidence
of racial discrimination?
Did you notice
that our waitress was black?
in stereotypes?
You tell me.
When was the last time you met one
who didn't think she knew
everything about your lazy ass
before you even opened
your mouth, huh?
in two seconds.
We're black, and black people don't tip.
She wasn't gonna waste her time.
Somebody like that? Nothing you can do
How much did you leave?
You expect me to pay
for that kind of service?
What? What the f***
is you laughin' at, man?
I'm seriously starting to think
that you're jealous of Karen.
Hardly. I'd just like to see you get through
a meal without calling her or anyone else.
Okay, no more phone calls.
As a matter of fact, you can hold the battery.
Okay?
Ten bucks says
she calls you in the car.
Wait, wait, wait.
See what that woman just did?
- You see that?
- She's cold.
She got colder
as soon as she saw us.
- Ah, come on, don't start.
- Man, look around you, man.
You couldn't find a whiter, safer
or better-lit part of this city right now.
But yet this white woman
sees two black guys
who look like UCLA students
strolling down the sidewalk,
and her reaction
is blind fear?
Look at us, dawg.
Are we dressed like gangbangers?
Huh? No.
Do we look threatening? No.
scared around here, it's us!
We're the only two black faces surrounded by
a sea of over-caffeinated white people
patrolled by
the trigger-happy L.A. P D.
So you tell me.
Why aren't we scared?
'Cause we got guns?
You could be right.
- Get the f*** outta the car!
- Gimme the keys!
- Hurry up! Get down!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- No, no! Please!
- Don't look at me! Turn around!
- Come on! Go!
- We're fine! Just keep moving!
No, no, no! Take that voodoo-assed thing
I know you just didn't call
Saint Christopher voodoo.
Man's the patron saint
of travelers, dawg.
You had a conversation
with God, huh? What did God say?
"Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery
suction rings on every dashboard you find"?
Why the hell do you do that?
Look at the way your crazy ass drive,
then ask me again.
Chevy pickup and Mercedes
driving north on Balboa.
Pickup cuts in front. Driver of the Mercedes
gets pissed, pulls a gun.
Doesn't realize the guy in the pickup
is a cop coming off shift.
This Barry Gibb dude is a cop?
Yeah. Name's Conklin.
He's a narc out of Wilshire.
I got the Mercedes.
Mercedes takes a shot at him.
Detective Conklin returns fire. One shot.
Mercedes rolls to a stop. Driver opens the
door, falls out dead.
He looks very relaxed
for just having shot somebody.
He says he kept tryin'
to drive away.
The Mercedes kept pulling up next to him,
screaming, waving a gun.
Shot back in self-defense.
- Anybody actually see who shot first?
- They just heard two bangs.
Find me a witness.
That is a nice gun.
The car's registered
to a Cindy Bradley.
And that's not Cindy.
That is a William Lewis.
Hollywood Division.
Looks like Detective Conklin
shot himself the wrong n*gger.
- How much longer are you gonna be?
- This is the last one.
Thank you.
You don't think reporters listen to police calls?
I need to talk to you
for a second.
You just give me a minute,
all right?
- Find Flanagan, will you? Now.
- Yes, sir.
Yes, honey?
I want the locks changed again in the morning.
You want-- Why don't you just go lie down?
Have you checked on James?
Of course. I've checked on him every five
minutes since we've been home.
Do not patronize me. I want the locks
changed again in the morning.
It's okay.
Just go to bed.
You know, didn't I just ask you
not to treat me like a child?
I'm sorry, Miss Jean.
Is okay I go home now?
It's fine. Thank you
very much for staying.
You're welcome. No problem.
Good night.
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