Crave Page #4
pictures yourself?
Uh...
Some yes, some no.
Really?
I'm almost afraid
to ask which ones.
Yeah.
It's all kinds of, uh...
What's the word?
F***ed up?
Personal.
You make money
off these?
A little, yeah.
But, uh, I got some side
projects goin' on too.
Are these actually the insides
of people's refrigerators?
Those?
Yeah.
Why?
Well, they're good
story-tellers.
Like, um, this one,
for instance.
It's from a crime scene
in Highland Park.
A guy was found dead
on his couch,
but he didn't know when
he bought that milk
or whatever that it--
Kind of makes me wonder
sometimes
when I'm at the store
if...
like, the mustard
after I'm gone,
you know?
My God.
It must be terrible
actually being there.
How do you not end up
damaged by it all?
Ah, it's not so bad,
really.
You get used to it.
Wow.
Well, anyway...
What are you doing?
Heh-heh,
I don't know.
Yeah, you do.
Maybe I do.
You're a little bit weird,
you know that, right?
Just a bit.
Listen.
I'm a part of
this theatre group,
and we're puttin'
on a play
over at Belle Isle
this weekend.
Okay.
You wanna go with me?
Are you in it?
No.
Then yes,
I would like to go.
Oh, f*** off!
Hey, you wanna
see where I sleep?
No, no, no, no!
Where you goin'?
Oh... come on!
What am I gonna do with this?
Hey, sexy.
It was a good time.
Your parents home?
Heh-heh-heh...
Now?
Okay, I'll teach you.
It was a lot of fun.
Hi!
That seat is taken.
I'm waiting for somebody.
Oh no, that's okay.
This won't take long.
Hey baby,
can I call you back?
Listen, pal, I don't know
how much clearer I need--
If you want a wallet--
any that are wallet-sized,
that's gonna--
What the f***
is this sh*t?
What is it
that they say?
That a picture's worth
a thousand words, right?
Is that right?
You with me?
Try to keep up.
Just get to it.
Well, I figured
that those pictures
are worth a thousand
dollars, each.
Although I bet your wife can
think of a thousand words too.
Words like,
oh, I don't know...
divorce and custody.
So, uh...
How are we gonna
make this go away?
What?
You're not listening.
I just told you.
A thousand, each.
No.
I mean go away forever.
How do I know you're not gonna
just show up again
in a month or
a year asking for more?
Well, you don't, really.
Just give me fair market value
and I disappear from your life.
I'm gone.
I take those with me.
I'm not greedy.
I'll give you a grand.
Total.
All right.
Here's something else:
child molesters
don't last long in prison.
She's 16.
The age of consent
in Canada is 14.
Uh, yeah.
I don't think
it works that way.
That's okay.
Oh, hey, what's the age
of consent
for gettin' corn-holed
in jail the next 20 years?
What is that?
Just...
wait.
Okay?
Sit down.
Hey.
That's nice.
Is that insured?
Yes.
Good.
Okay.
Well, don't report it
stolen.
Just tell your wife,
and- and, uh,
the insurance company
that you lost it
at the gym
or somethin', okay?
Everybody wins.
Just do not
report it stolen.
Just take it.
Hey...
I know you.
Nah, I'm that other guy.
You were the photographer
at my daughter's party.
Remember the first time you
looked in the mirror
and you realized
you were going to hell?
Not bad, Aiden.
Not bad at all.
How much?
You have a
receipt, don't you?
Yeah, it's in my other pants.
My dog ate those.
Come on, how much?
Without a receipt, you'd be
lucky to get 2,000, if that.
Get the f*** out of here.
But I can
offer you $2,500.
25?
That's a $10,000 watch!
Normally for a gentleman
in your situation,
I'd recommend eBay.
Three.
?
?
Thank you.
You smell good.
Oh, yeah?
But it ain't
comin' from you,
but you definitely
have that
unmistakable
sweet stink.
What's her name?
Does she look as
good as the name sounds?
Oh, yeah!
I don't know
what to tell you, Pete.
This one's special.
I mean, every time I'm with her
it all just goes away.
Everything.
I'm serious,
all the sh*t just gone.
Wow, man,
that's beautiful. Really.
She's everything I want.
You know, I think I might
actually be, um...
Nah, nah.
Ha-ha.
Hey...
remember the other day
you were asking me about
that 2-11,
Griswold and State?
Yeah.
Yeah, the, uh,
the party store.
And then there was
the other one down Griswold
at the coney
near Michigan?
Uh-huh, yeah.
Same perp,
apparently.
Really?
Yeah.
You see what kind of piece
he was carrying?
Did I...
Uh, no.
I mean,
not really, no.
The, uh--
I mean, I remember
it was small,
and uh, you know,
silver, I think.
Yeah, it was silver.
Maybe a .38 Special
snub-nose?
Sh*t, Pete,
I don't know.
Maybe.
And you know, to be honest,
at the time, you know?
Yeah.
Well, that's totally
understandable.
Uh, why? Did you guys
catch a break, or...?
Maybe.
Yeah?
You didn't happen to see
this guy toss it in the trash
or down the drain
or somethin', did you?
No.
Ah, I didn't think so.
All right!
Movin' on.
Come on, number four!
Come on,
come on, come on!
He's in dead last.
? Virginia
? I love you, Virginia
? Ba-da-ba-da
Hey, hey!
That's enough!
Come on!
What are you gonna do?
Just leave her alone, okay?
Jesus Christ,
look what you've done to her!
What?
This?
F***in' this!
Back the f*** off, man!
What, are you a cop?
No cops allowed down here!
No, I'm just a guy with a
f***ing gun aimed at your face.
Okay, now, back off!
Don't matter.
You're dead anyway.
You shoot me, you're dead.
You walk away, you're dead.
Back the f*** off, man!
I'm not f***in' around here!
You're not going to
shoot me.
I've been shot before.
I can tell.
It's not in your eyes.
You're not--
Die, you motherf***er!
Die, you motherf***er!
Come on!
What the f***
is wrong with you?
Sh*t!
Oh, f***!
You f***ing idiot!
You almost got yourself killed!
What were you thinking?
What?
You told me to do it!
No, I didn't.
You told yourself to do it.
Jesus Christ, you'd better get
your sh*t together, Aiden!
I mean it.
Hi.
Hey, I'm so sorry
I'm late.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, yeah.
It's just been
a bad, uh...
a really bad day.
But I could use some, uh,
quality entertainment, so...
Oh, what an
unexpected pleasure it is
to welcome you once more
into my home
on this
extraordinary day.
The pleasure, I assure
you, my dear lady, is entirely mine.
But may I also say that the sun
above is burnin' hotter
than the flames of Hades below.
Oh, Master Rupert,
won't you hand me my mint julep?
I'd be ever so delighted.
But of course, Young Emily.
You are a gentleman
of the highest order.
You must remind me
to reward you later
with a thorough tour
of my garden.
Oh, indeed I shall.
For how better
can I serve the South
than to personally tend
to her most precious fields?
She is a fertile
land in desperate need
of plough and seed.
My goodness, Emily.
Master Rupert has left tales
of unspeakable violence
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